Reason not to drink (Funny!)
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LOL...that's a good one.
Though takes more than 9 drinks to make think that hag looks anything appealing.
Though takes more than 9 drinks to make think that hag looks anything appealing.
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Re: Reason not to drink (Funny!)
Haha!
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I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
I had to stop one of my buddies from trying to pick up a 60 year old hag at a bar once, keep in mind that we're in our early 20's. He was kinda wasted to say the least. Fortunately I'm one of those people who has perfect judgement in chicks even when I'm piss ass drunk, problem is I start stumbling around and slurring words when I'm drunk.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Eh, I saw a better one with stick figures, and what beer doesn't do. Like "Beer does not give you mystic ninja powers" and it has a little stick figure throw down a glass and go into the "crane stance" and this much larger stick figure just whallops him.
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So if you drink enough, girls will look like Bitchney Spears?
Maybe I'll abstain.
Hehe.
Maybe I'll abstain.
Hehe.
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HAHA!!! You think *that* is bad, someone I knew a couple years ago had the odd habit of pissing in his empty beer bottles... Well one night while me, him, and a couple others were drinking, he did this, then went looking for his beer (one of the others had nabbed it and downed it because he couldn't figure out how to open the bottle at that point), what does the guy do? He found the bottle he had just pissed in, and promptly downed it, a couple seconds later he was complaining about someone dropping a cigarette in his beer, meanwhile the rest of us were laughing our asses off. (mind you earlier in the night the same guy had tried to smoke a stick that looked similar to a cigarette, I had also persuaded him (without much trouble) to try to light up a pretzel)
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And on a related note: A reason to stay off of drugs:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 3ffpf.html
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 3ffpf.html
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Now that is just....ick.Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:And on a related note: A reason to stay off of drugs:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 3ffpf.html
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That's funny, yet oddly disgusting.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin