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Oh, in case I hadn't made it clear before...

I LIKE PORN!

Especially Shauna O'brian. Yum! Especially this one where it was a really cheesy looking thing, with this Private Investigator dude, where the ending (or close to it) was O'brian and this other big breasted chick having some really hot lesbian sex, for at least 10 minutes. Best damn 10 minutes of my life.

Does anyone know of Shauna O'brian's breasts are real or fake? They're huge, and nice. I don't think I'll care if they're fake, in terms of watching her, but I'm curious.
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Bleh, fake breasts suck.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh, fake breasts suck.
Well, to the untrained eye, which is only looking, not touching, they seem quite alright.

Doesn't answer the question though. Are Shauna O'brian's real or fake?
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh, fake breasts suck.
It's not the fake ones in general that turn me off, it's the unnaturally large ones.

As for that Shauna O'Brien woman, I'd say it could be possible to find out by doing some research.
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RogueIce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:*prepares for the taunting about to be recieved for admitting one's virginity* :oops:
<NELSON>ha ha!!</NELSON>
Oh great, from Wong of all people! There goes my hopes for a decent custom title...
Well it might not be so bad. Depends on how old you are.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:It's not the fake ones in general that turn me off, it's the unnaturally large ones.

As for that Shauna O'Brien woman, I'd say it could be possible to find out by doing some research.
Hers seem well porportioned enough...

And how would one go about this? Type "Shauna O'brian breasts" in Google? That would probably turn up some "interesting" :twisted: sites, but I don't think it'd answer the question.

I'd post a pic if I can find one, so those who can tell by looking would be able to offer an opinion, but alas, no porn allowed. At least until I'm in BotM (Just bide your time, young one, it'll come. It always comes...).
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neoolong wrote:Well it might not be so bad. Depends on how old you are.
Newly 18. How's that?
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RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote:Well it might not be so bad. Depends on how old you are.
Newly 18. How's that?
Don't feel bad. I didn't have sex till I was, oh wait, that would only make you even more depressed.
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Darth Wong wrote:
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Sokar wrote:...BDSM...
Ok, I'm a virgin, and not too up on the sex terms. What's a BDSM?
Bondage/domination/sadism/masochism.
Actually, it is Bondage and discipline, Domination and submition, Sadism and masochism. BDDSSM, really.
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neoolong wrote:Don't feel bad. I didn't have sex till I was, oh wait, that would only make you even more depressed.
Oh, thanks, like that helped... :roll:
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RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote:Don't feel bad. I didn't have sex till I was, oh wait, that would only make you even more depressed.
Oh, thanks, like that helped... :roll:
Sorry. :oops:

But don't feel bad. The longer you wait, the better it will be. After all, half the fun is the anticipation and all that.
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neoolong wrote:Sorry. :oops:
No worries. :D

[qote="neoolong"]But don't feel bad. The longer you wait, the better it will be. After all, half the fun is the anticipation and all that.[/quote]

Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. That special girl, whom I love, and she loves me back. Just right, like all those fantasies, not the "let's get down and do it" of general porn (gotta keep it somewhat on topic ;)).
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RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote:Sorry. :oops:
No worries. :D
neoolong wrote:But don't feel bad. The longer you wait, the better it will be. After all, half the fun is the anticipation and all that.
Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. That special girl, whom I love, and she loves me back. Just right, like all those fantasies, not the "let's get down and do it" of general porn (gotta keep it somewhat on topic ;)).
That's good. But honestly, my first time, I got it down to having her really want it. Oh yeah. Good times. Good times.
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RogueIce wrote: Does anyone know of Shauna O'brian's breasts are real or fake?
http://www.d-filed.com/shaunaobrien.html



Fake.

Shauna O'brien wrote:And the big misconception is the boob job topic. Oh boy!! Here's the scoop...I had perfectly perky little breasts until three and-a-half years ago, when I gave birth to my beautiful little girl. I took a break from the business and then decided to come back. Only one problem: When you have a child it can wreak havoc on your body. I do a lot of nudity and was not comfortable with my boobs hanging to my knees, so I had them fixed. I liked the way they looked before much better, but I did what I had to do for my own comfort,..not anyone else's.
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RogueIce wrote: Does anyone know of Shauna O'brian's breasts are real or fake? They're huge, and nice. I don't think I'll care if they're fake, in terms of watching her, but I'm curious.
I'm pretty sure they're fake. The look it to me, and IIRC, I read something stating that they are, and that she decided to get implants after having her kid, because they went downhill afterwards.

And yes, Shauna O'Brien is fucking hot. Doesn't hold a candle to the chick in this German porn vid I have on my HD though. :twisted:
I'd post a pic if I can find one, so those who can tell by looking would be able to offer an opinion, but alas, no porn allowed. At least until I'm in BotM (Just bide your time, young one, it'll come. It always comes...).
Any pics you find will be alright as long as there's no pubes or genitals.
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
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Gandalf wrote:I don't look at porn, it doesn't do anything for me.
I agree with this kid.

lmao@responses. you people are funny. I am a guy, and find chicks attractive, but porn just turns me off.
Maybe you just don't find porn that's 'done right'. I know some of it out there can seem too forced, or done in poor tastes, and some crap is just plain mysoginistic. Personally, I like my lesbians happy. :D Or myabe it's bad lighting/photography in some of them.

...Or maybe you just need to see a phyciatrist or something. Not enjoying pornographic images might be a sign of sexual repression or immaturity. :wink: (quick, someone post that sentence on a fundie message board! :lol: )
I've looked at all kinds, between 2 of my friends theres about 7GB of porn between them. They tried to get me into it to no avail. I may just be nuts though, I also don't like alcohol.
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no alchohal here, either.
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Not liking porn is...uncommon. How much experimentation have you done?

However, I've been known to get bored with porn on occasion. Imagine sorting a gig of pictures in three days...that's easily 5,000 to 10,000 images, and one can get overexposed to it. Eating out gets interesting, "No, I don't want a cucumber with ranch dressing." :shock:

Oh, and I don't drink. Can't stand the taste.

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a little. seen a computer clip, flipped through some magazines, clicked some websites. does nothing for me.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:a little. seen a computer clip, flipped through some magazines, clicked some websites. does nothing for me.
If you're not turned on by pictures of naked chicks, something is wrong with you. Either that, or you're a member of GALE Force and you just don't know it yet.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:a little. seen a computer clip, flipped through some magazines, clicked some websites. does nothing for me.
If you're not turned on by pictures of naked chicks, something is wrong with you. Either that, or you're a member of GALE Force and you just don't know it yet.
Hmmmm...
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Enforcer Talen wrote:a little. seen a computer clip, flipped through some magazines, clicked some websites. does nothing for me.
You have never experienced the joys of lesbian porn than. Otherwise, you would not say that. And I mean videos, not just pictures.
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whats gale force?

and, no, I havent seen lesbian porn.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:whats gale force?
Check the usergroup list :)
and, no, I havent seen lesbian porn.
You poor, deprived child.
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No lesbian porn? :shock:
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