Canadian apology to the USA

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-06 04:11pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Soviet Canikistan?? That's a new one to me.

Doesn't make much sense does it?????
Ask Pat Buchanan he's the one who called Canada "Soviet Canukistan".

Ah, that explains it.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-06 04:25pm

The unfair Hitler comment destroys any comedic value this piece may have had, IMO. If not for that it would be fine.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-06 04:50pm

Well, at least they know how to dodge a bullet.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-06 05:23pm

Besides, it was the British who burnt down the White House in 1814. It is possible, I suppose, that many of the members of the British Army at that time were Canadian, but it was done under the British flag.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-06 05:33pm

I thought it was funny, espeically the Whitehouse part.

Though I am still trying to figure out if they're suggesting if we should have elected Gore instead.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-06 05:43pm

Technically, by popular vote...we did

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-06 05:45pm

How about this, you guys let us nuke Quebec, and we'll let you nuke Mississippi, then we'll call it even.

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-03-06 05:47pm

Aye and in Florida as well... Except the recounts where stopped... And Illegal Votes where Counted.... (Votes That have a Post mark that show clearly that they where posted After the day, and others that show Overseas Votes Posted inside the US... added up the number of Illegal Votes is larger than the 'Majourity' That Bush won Florida by... We can ignore the whole Voting machine fiasco...)

(Note this was writeen to go after Alyium's post and before the Nuking Post... To avoid confusion.)

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-06 05:51pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:How about this, you guys let us nuke Quebec, and we'll let you nuke Mississippi, then we'll call it even.

Yes, Canada is free to use every nuke it currently has on Mississippi.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-06 05:53pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:How about this, you guys let us nuke Quebec, and we'll let you nuke Mississippi, then we'll call it even.

Hey! My entire fathers side of the family is in Mississippi!

Nuke northern Mississippi, and Make sure that Memphis Tennessee is in the Blast radius, make sure you kill them all

GO CANADA!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-06 05:56pm

No, I need Tennessee to exist, else my Dawgs won't have them to maul every year.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-06 06:03pm

Just memphis, the rest of Tennessee can stay, but i want my fathers side dead

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-06 06:10pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:How about this, you guys let us nuke Quebec, and we'll let you nuke Mississippi, then we'll call it even.

Nuke Quebec if you want but spare Montreal

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-06 06:51pm

Hahahha!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-06 07:08pm

wow, people yelling for the destruction of their own country...
this board amazes me again and again.

LOL

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-06 07:12pm

salm wrote:wow, people yelling for the destruction of their own country...
this board amazes me again and again.

LOL

Hey, as long as I can still get my own bunker in Wyoming, I don't really give a flying fudge about everywhere else.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-06 07:15pm

salm wrote:wow, people yelling for the destruction of their own country...
this board amazes me again and again.

LOL

When foreigners ask, I always assure them to the best of my ability that Mississippi is not part of the United States.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-06 07:20pm

Durran Korr wrote:The unfair Hitler comment destroys any comedic value this piece may have had, IMO. If not for that it would be fine.

Why?

The truth hurts, we are very sorry for that, however.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-06 07:27pm

Ted wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:The unfair Hitler comment destroys any comedic value this piece may have had, IMO. If not for that it would be fine.
Why?

The truth hurts, we are very sorry for that, however.

How many World Wars has Canada ended, Ted?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-06 07:29pm

Durran Korr wrote:How many World Wars has Canada ended, Ted?

How many has the Americans ended?

None, they did shit in WWI, besides cause the Germans to launch a massive counter-attack in late '17, early '18.

In WWII, they were out for half the war, and if anyone deserves credit for ending WWII, it is the Russians.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-06 07:31pm

Ted wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:How many World Wars has Canada ended, Ted?
How many has the Americans ended?

None, they did shit in WWI, besides cause the Germans to launch a massive counter-attack in late '17, early '18.

In WWII, they were out for half the war, and if anyone deserves credit for ending WWII, it is the Russians.

Hows life inside that bubble?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-06 07:33pm

Ted wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:How many World Wars has Canada ended, Ted?
How many has the Americans ended?

None, they did shit in WWI, besides cause the Germans to launch a massive counter-attack in late '17, early '18.

In WWII, they were out for half the war, and if anyone deserves credit for ending WWII, it is the Russians.

Really, Russia put a halt to the Pacific War? I didn't know that. All Russia did was "liberate" the eastern European countries.

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Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-06 07:46pm

Durran Korr wrote:Really, Russia put a halt to the Pacific War? I didn't know that. All Russia did was "liberate" the eastern European countries.

Russia defeated Germany.

Japan was screwed the moment she attacked the US, she defeated herself.

I'd say the USA didn't end the war in the pacific.

The dropping of nukes inflamed world tensions more.

Besides, all anyone needed to do to defeat Japan would be to side step the majority of the islands that were taken, and just bomb Japan and blockade the Home Islands.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-03-06 07:46pm

Durran Korr wrote:
Ted wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:The unfair Hitler comment destroys any comedic value this piece may have had, IMO. If not for that it would be fine.
Why?

The truth hurts, we are very sorry for that, however.
How many World Wars has Canada ended, Ted?

How many World Wars has America entered not for its own self interest?