Wacko Jacko again. He really needs to go

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-06 05:27am

www.POE-News.com wrote:The onetime King of Pop Michael Jackson is back in the news ... by way of a scathing article in Vanity Fair.

According to the magazine, Jackson wanted Steven Spielberg and David Geffen dead — and reports he got a witch doctor to put a curse on them.

The magazine says Jackson paid $150,000 to an African voodoo chief named Baba who chanted "David Geffen be gone! Steven Spielberg be gone!" Jackson reportedly spent another "six figures" to be bathed in sheep's blood because that was supposed to make the curse stronger. It didn't work, obviously. Spielberg and Geffen are still alive.

Jackson reportedly hired the voodoo chief because he thinks Geffen helped ruin his career and is mad at Spielberg for refusing to let him star in a movie about "Peter Pan."

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-06 06:02am

Already posted, but yes, this is good news I can use against the southerner girl in my corridor who LOVES this guy (she taped the Martin Bashir interview and the latest tribute concert and she has pics of him in her room post ops).

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-06 06:13am

Good ole' Wacko Jacko.

He just really needs to go away right now...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-06 01:13pm

It's been posted already, yes, but it goes to show that Micheal Jackson is more insane that we thought, which is quite an accomplishment. And tihs guy is raising kids?

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-06 01:20pm

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Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-03-06 01:22pm

You know they are now reporting that he has an artificial tip placed on his nose because he no longer has enough cartiledge after all the surgeries. Someone who saw him without the tip said that he looked like a mummy with two nostril holes in his face.

He was long gone since the 80's. Another fine example how fame and money can win you some sort of social acceptance no matter how insane you are.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-06 01:23pm

Can we finally just kill him, drive a stake through his heart and bury him in cemet?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-06 01:27pm

I don't suppose Jacko wanted to play Peter Pan in Speilberg's Hook because that just wouldn't have worked. Not that the movie was great as it was. There was already too much stunt casting as it was and Jacko as Pan would have made it a real freak show.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-03-06 01:28pm

Tsyroc wrote:I don't suppose Jacko wanted to play Peter Pan in Speilberg's Hook because that just wouldn't have worked. Not that the movie was great as it was. There was already too much stunt casting as it was and Jacko as Pan would have made it a real freak show.

Yeah, but he would have been close to all those kids....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-06 01:30pm

Stravo wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:I don't suppose Jacko wanted to play Peter Pan in Speilberg's Hook because that just wouldn't have worked. Not that the movie was great as it was. There was already too much stunt casting as it was and Jacko as Pan would have made it a real freak show.
Yeah, but he would have been close to all those kids....

Too close for their own good

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-06 01:30pm

Stravo wrote: Yeah, but he would have been close to all those kids....

Speilberg didn't want to be Jacko's pimp.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-03-06 01:38pm

Ah Michale Jackson you know he proved the American dream a poor black boy did grow up to be a rich white man

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-06 01:39pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:Ah Michale Jackson you know he proved the American dream a poor black boy did grow up to be a rich white man

Rich white women.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-03-06 02:33pm

He's just wanting to be back in the spotlight and since his face is too ugly and his voice is nearly gone, his original options are gone to him. ALl he has left is breating everyone, just like everyone's friend, Jesse Jackson.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-06 02:42pm

I wonder if this counts as attempted murder. He should be arrested for it.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-06 02:51pm

Well we all know how well witch doctors work now ...
Of course, I'm sure that when Spielberg dies a natural death, the witch doctor in question will come out crowing, "See! Voodoo works!"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-06 02:59pm

Durandal wrote:Well we all know how well witch doctors work now ...
Of course, I'm sure that when Spielberg dies a natural death, the witch doctor in question will come out crowing, "See! Voodoo works!"

That's why it's only attempted murder.

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-03-06 03:29pm

Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-06 03:47pm

Kintaro wrote:Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.

WHAT you really want to poison sharks and T-Rex

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-03-06 05:00pm

Montcalm wrote:
Kintaro wrote:Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.
WHAT you really want to poison sharks and T-Rex

Feeding Wacko Jacko to the T-rex would piss of the PETA who would promptly protest around it's cage so all somone would have to do is pay the rex's keeper a hefty sum to "accidentaly" leave the cage unlocked. Then both jacko and the PETA would be gone. I'd throw a huge party

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-06 05:05pm

Darksider wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Kintaro wrote:Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.
WHAT you really want to poison sharks and T-Rex

Feeding Wacko Jacko to the T-rex would piss of the PETA who would promptly protest around it's cage so all somone would have to do is pay the rex's keeper a hefty sum to "accidentaly" leave the cage unlocked. Then both jacko and the PETA would be gone. I'd throw a huge party

Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-03-06 05:08pm

Montcalm wrote:
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.

Doubtful after all it IS the PETA we're talking about here. That's probably just more poison for the T-rex

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-06 05:10pm

Darksider wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.

Doubtful after all it IS the PETA we're talking about here. That's probably just more poison for the T-rex

Damn poor t-rex he`s screwed both ways

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-03-06 06:54pm

Montcalm wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.

Doubtful after all it IS the PETA we're talking about here. That's probably just more poison for the T-rex
Damn poor t-rex he`s screwed both ways

Don't worry; T. rex's immune system is so damn strong that not even those horrible things can hurt it!
Hail to the king, baby!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-06 07:01pm

I think Jackson was supposed to play Peter Pan in an upcoming movie, but of course, he was not casted.

I can just see him flying around and saying something like, "Come on kids, let's all wash our pee pee's."