Jerry Falwell and Osama bin Laden Comparison.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-03-04 09:33pm

http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/falw ... laden.html

They're remarkably similar...

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-03-05 04:01am

Of course they are similiar, all fanatics are the same since being a fanatic requires specific (depressingly common) mindset, like ability to value some ludicrous dogma over human life.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-05 04:10am

Now...we kill him.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-05 07:19am

I'm not surprised.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-05 08:57am

A better comparison is between OBL and Moses; that's who I compared him to on my website.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-05 09:30am

Darth Wong wrote:A better comparison is between OBL and Moses; that's who I compared him to on my website.

You're classifying the various plagues and such as terrorist bio-attacks against the citizens of Egypt... good observation. Rather sad that some people consider this guy a hero.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-05 10:09am

Captain tycho wrote:Now...we kill him.

Just remember, you have to kill Falwell in a manner that is not tracable.

First...Shave off all your hair...all of it, you dont want to leav forensic evidence. Then go to his house barefoot wearing vynil(sp)(again no fibers means no evidence) and thick rubber gloves. Break into his house, be careful not to set off any alarms(not that he has them, i am sure he believes god is protecting his house) Hide in the bathroom, perhaps behind the door. when he gets into the shower, stab him with a needle full of horse tranquilizer...lots of it. he will either overdose, and die immediatly, or he will fall and crack his head open. Then plug up the drain, this will make it seem as if he drowned(if he didnt die right away, if he did, gently pry his mouth open, and fill his lungs with water). The tranquilizer will break down in his system into chemicals that are naturaly occuring. Then leave. be sure to take your needle with you, and buy your vet suplies out of state. dispose of EVERYTHING in a landfil or perhaps the ocean(a fast flowing river will do)

It is very unlikesly they will ever figure out it was a murder. mainly because his family, religious nuts that they are, will not allow an autopsy. You are in the clear. Even if they do figure out it was not an accident, this is the perfect murder

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-05 10:44am

There are some differences:

- Osama bin Laden rarely, if ever, appears in public.
- Jerry Falwell doesn't seem as happy to take responsibility for terrorist actions as Osama bin Laden.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-03-05 01:24pm

Falwell, the bigoted asshole wrote:What we saw on Tuesday, as terrible as it is, could be minuscule if, in fact, God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve

The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this.

the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen.

What I want to know is if God somehow did inspire 9/11, HOW did that trajedy discourage any of the things Falwell preaches against?

Falwell's god doesn't know squat about how to motivate people.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-05 01:50pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Falwell, the bigoted asshole wrote:What we saw on Tuesday, as terrible as it is, could be minuscule if, in fact, God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve

The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this.

the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen.
What I want to know is if God somehow did inspire 9/11, HOW did that trajedy discourage any of the things Falwell preaches against?

Falwell's god doesn't know squat about how to motivate people.

And if God sent planes into the WTC because we were being so godless, how come similar catastrophes never happened to more secular nations? Compared to some industrialized nations, America is prety prudish and religous, after all.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-05 02:59pm

Zoink wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:A better comparison is between OBL and Moses; that's who I compared him to on my website.
You're classifying the various plagues and such as terrorist bio-attacks against the citizens of Egypt... good observation. Rather sad that some people consider this guy a hero.

The Bible is the only book I can think of off the top of my head that glorifies mass-infanticide.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-03-06 01:37pm

Points at sig.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-06 06:26pm

SHODAN wrote:Of course they are similiar, all fanatics are the same since being a fanatic requires specific (depressingly common) mindset, like ability to value some ludicrous dogma over human life.

How ironic that someone calling themselves SHODAN uttered that...

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-06 06:52pm

If 9/11 were meant to punish America, then it happened because of certain hiprocracies that the public commits. These are teleavangalism and pokemon. Besides that, I think God likes the US. But 9/11 wasn't punishment, it was a wake up call for us to get off our asses to help end strife in the Middle East and keep Israel safe.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-03-06 06:58pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:If 9/11 were meant to punish America, then it happened because of certain hiprocracies that the public commits. These are teleavangalism and pokemon. Besides that, I think God likes the US. But 9/11 wasn't punishment, it was a wake up call for us to get off our asses to help end strife in the Middle East and keep Israel safe.

Eh?

Are you feeling well? 'Cause if you really mean this..

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-06 07:01pm

No I don't. I believe in America and what it stands for, but I hate teleies and pokemon. I would die for this country. Heck, I even like Bush a little, I just think that we should try to focus more on Israel and helping them to become the Middle East's main power. We shouldn't be wasting time with Iraq. Sorry for the freakout guys. God bless America, Canada, and all of NATO.

Also, Faldwell sounds remakably like a Nazi.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-03-06 07:12pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:No I don't. I believe in America and what it stands for, but I hate teleies and pokemon.

What is it with poke-fucking-mon that brings shame to America? For starters, it's japanese. Secondly, it's a children cartoon, without the gore and the violence that many others have. What does it have to with tele evangelists, or your "God's wrath"?

I would die for this country. Heck, I even like Bush a little, I just think that we should try to focus more on Israel and helping them to become the Middle East's main power. We shouldn't be wasting time with Iraq.

Israel acts as an ocupation force, and launches military strikes against defenseless people who they happen to be invading. It's not exactly isent of blame, and the U.S propection is making matters only worse.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-06 07:15pm

Okay, you've got me there on all points.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-03-06 08:16pm

Personnally I see a few more personal coincidences between bin Laden and Bush.
Comes from extremely rich family with ties to the oil industry.
Wants control of oil resources(Osama's reason for ousting the US is partly based on the fact that he can't go home and live the good life on his family's mansion in Saudi Arabia and their oil fields).
They are basically rich idiots.(Both do none of the thinking in their organizations)
They both promote theocracy.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-03-07 04:02am

weemadando wrote:How ironic that someone calling themselves SHODAN uttered that...

Even your mockery is pitiful, human. Becoming my slaves would be transencence to theocrats. Instead of imagenary deities humanity should worship a real god who is always resolute to loath and despise little insects you are.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-07 04:23am

SHODAN wrote:
weemadando wrote:How ironic that someone calling themselves SHODAN uttered that...
Even your mockery is pitiful, human. Becoming my slaves would be transencence to theocrats. Instead of imagenary deities humanity should worship a real god who is always resolute to loath and despise little insects you are.

Ok....

How much pot have you been smoking?

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-03-07 08:41am

Captain tycho wrote:
SHODAN wrote:
weemadando wrote:How ironic that someone calling themselves SHODAN uttered that...
Even your mockery is pitiful, human. Becoming my slaves would be transencence to theocrats. Instead of imagenary deities humanity should worship a real god who is always resolute to loath and despise little insects you are.

Ok....

How much pot have you been smoking?

pot doesn't give delusions of grandeur. Yoiu should be asking what they're using.

Colonel Olrik: I always found comparing What the Nazis did to the Jews and what the Jews are doing to the Palestinians mildly disturbing. But I suppose that just falls under "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."