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http://www.msnbc.com/news/881728.asp?0cv=CB20

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“I expect Hooters Air to bounce along until they go bust,” Harteveldt said
Are we sure this is real?
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Book me on the maiden voyage!!!!
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EDIT: Double post.
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Me like! :D

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It is.
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Yup, sign me up too :lol:
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I wonder if they're going to make the front of the jets look like boobs. Regardless of whether they do that or not, I'd still like to fly on that airline.
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Something you might hear on a Hooter`s airplane.
"Bob the plane`s engines stopped working we`re gonna die" :shock:
"i know John but we`re gonna die happy" :mrgreen:
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Old news... at least to me. They bought part of Piedmont Hawthorne Aviation and are going to charter golf packages to Myrtle Beach, SC.
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Ah, yes, hot pants and tank tops. The things that set every man's mind at ease. :)
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neoolong wrote:Ah, yes, hot pants and tank tops. The things that set every man's mind at ease. :)
Until that one fat ugly man enters the picture :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: You've got to be joking!
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Sign me up dude. :twisted:
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Would first class have topless stewardesses while economy has low cut tops?
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Al Bundy has to have had a hand in this somehow..
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definitly something to check out
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Now this is what I call a maiden voyage.
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*rushes off to buy lifetime tickets, WOO HOO!!!, GOODBYE DELTA AIRLINES, HELLO HOOTERS!*
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ...ROFL, the emoticons don't do justice to how funny this is... :lol:
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Now this is what I call a maiden voyage.
already been said.
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3rd Impact wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: ...ROFL, the emoticons don't do justice to how funny this is... :lol:
Not funny, Zap Brannigan level sexy. :twisted:
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NF_Utvol wrote:*rushes off to buy lifetime tickets, WOO HOO!!!, GOODBYE DELTA AIRLINES, HELLO HOOTERS!*
You know, having a Hooters in the air could be just the thing to get people flying again. Sure, you're afraid of the plane being hijacked or something on one hand, but you have stewardresses in short shorts and low cut tops on the other.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You know, having a Hooters in the air could be just the thing to get people flying again. Sure, you're afraid of the plane being hijacked or something on one hand, but you have stewardresses in short shorts and low cut tops on the other.
Yeah, Al-Quida can't take over the plane while they have their eyes averted from the infidel women. :twisted:
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