Gunhead wrote:Havok wrote:I don't care what you remember. Your idiotic statement amused the hell out of me.
And comparing the PT to the EU? That is just "Lucas raped my childhood/didn't make the movies I wanted" whining.
"Waah waah waah Gunhead is a meanie for not liking the prequels and thus Lucas raped his childhood!" how original.
I know. You should come up with more original reasons to not like the prequels.
The prequels are mediocre movies at best all on their own and compared to the OT they come across just like your bog standard EU stuff. Very few of the prequels major points I haven't heard about before when everything outside the originals was EU, yeah shocking. Not my fault if Lucas has the need to cross the ts and dot the is on every preconceived notion in his movies and bore the fuck out of me in the process. But you're right, these weren't the movies I wanted, because unlike you I want my movies to be entertaining.
Mr "IT DOESN'T INVALIDATE MY OPINION!" apparently thinks his invalidates everyone elses.
Classic butthurt.
And my gawd... You are complaining about the PT plot points being around in the EU before the PT came out, yet cling to the OT as a shining paragon of ORIGINAL IDEAS? EL OH FUCKING EL.
Havok wrote:
Oh and as for the rest of your post... lots of pulling shit out of your ass, ignoring other posters in the thread and assuming that anything I say is remotely reliant on anything EU related, pretty much invalidates your whole opinion and stance in this thread.
Oh I'm sorry but it's not my fault you come across as a screaming Jedi fanwhore who cannot take it someone dares to disagree with him and as far as ignoring other posters the only poster I should be ignoring is you. So if I'm pulling stuff out of my ass, prove it. I'm sure you can disprove me totally just by the movies alone.. yeah.. because there's only one correct interpretation of the movies and that's your fanboy one, go polish your "lightsaber" wanker.
There are interpretations that are more correct than others, that is for sure. But of course, you miss the point, that being that you can't even comprehend or acknowledge what you are reading in this thread or the ideas and thoughts the posters here are presenting, so why should anyone think you could do so appropriately with the movies themselves. Answer: We shouldn't.
if you mean:
Havok wrote:
See Red's insight on this for a proper analysis and the correct answer.
Yeah I read it, and as far as theme's go he has a pretty good point so what? Doesn't invalidate what I said, I just hold a different view on the events.
OHHHHH so you do know who Red is is? I guess that just makes you a liar.
I also don't see how Luke is a padawan unless you count EU, which I'm not familiar with and I aim to keep it that way.
Havok wrote:You mean aside from Yoda straight up telling him he isn't a Jedi yet a half an hour later in the movie?
Not a Jedi doesn't amount to being a padawan, and even if he technically was he did receive what Yoda thought was sufficient training to confront Vader + Emperor.
First, you can't even say that without adding a caveat of "even if technically".
But YES, before you are a JEDI, when you are being trained by a JEDI or JEDI MASTER that does indeed make you a PADAWAN. Sorry you feel so violated by Lucas, but you are 100% wrong. You may not like the PT, but that doesn't mean you can ignore them. Especially in a thread where comparisons of the two are mandatory.
If you want to be the only retard in existence that wants to pretend that knowing the difference between a Padawan and a Jedi comes from reading EU, well then be my guest dumbfuck.
Basically Yoda was nudging him into killing both.
Nudging? Are you for real?
Yes, Yoda and Obi-Wan, were just nudging Luke to kill Vader and the Emperor.
Last time I checked, slaying a Sith lord wasn't part of the rite of passage into becoming a full fledged Jedi. He was trained enough to go against two Sith badasses.. not something I gather what is expected of your run out of mill padawan. The other way to look at it was Yoda was just flying on a wing and a prayer... which is sounds stupid in the light of the events preceding RoTJ
Holy shit you are stupid.
Luke had to face HIMSELF. That was his last hurdle in becoming a Jedi. Are you this dumb that you miss shit that was blatantly put in your face?
But OOPS! Obi-Wan killed a Sith Lord as a Padawan, while his master, who was a full fledged Jedi, got killed by him. What does that tell us boys and girls? That Gunhead is pulling irrelevant shit out of his ass to try to make arguments no one else are involved in.
Havok wrote:
So you acknowledge it was all about luck.
Simply put no, but YOU claimed the shooter was lucky, where as I pointed out it can also be viewed as the other way around. I can also say the shooter placed a well aimed shot on what he saw was the weapon hand of Luke and scored a hit but didn't disable it permanently. Fits the events pretty good.
Uh... you were the one that said "Luke was lucky he didn't block the blaster bolt with his forehead." When I was talking about luck, it is pretty clear what I meant... lets recap since you don't like quoting what you are arguing about.
Havok wrote:As for Luke in the OT, the only time he has a lightsaber against someone not named Vader is on the sail barge and when he is thrown from the speeder bike. Keep in mind that he blocked the shit out of the far faster and more powerful bolts of the speeder with relative ease. The guy on the deck had snuck up behind and got a lucky shot on what was essentially a Padawan when it came to training.
When I say "lucky shot" I'm not talking about his skill or that his aim was lucky, I'm talking about the fact that he was able to get behind Luke at almost point blank range and have the time to take the shot before Luke was able to chop his head off. I thought that would be pretty obvious.
Havok wrote:Isn't that what I said... There isn't anything that they deal with that requires more than two of them. Do I need to spell out every single reason? And you can also throw in, you know, because there are only 10,000 of them that work in the ENTIRE FUCKING GALAXY. That's an impossible amount of ground to cover for any amount of Jedi given their available numbers.
I might have misread your post the first time. So what? Geonosis pretty much disagrees with you. You claim there's nothing that requires more than two of them and in the PT that is pretty much the case but it's a pretty over arching claim to make that there's no conceivable scenario where having more than two wouldn't be a good thing. So there few of them around.. again so what? Jedi are a limited resource problem, this is nothing new as such and just tells us they must limit their activities so they don't run out.
No, Geonosis DOES NOT disagree with me. It is the exception. It AS I SAID, is not what the Jedi are used to dealing with.
I mean, I love how in your retarded rebuttals you can say "The evidence disagrees with you, even though it shows what you said is pretty much the case."
You should have your mom edit your posts before you submit them. For real.
Havok wrote:
Han getting the drop on Vader? Come on. In ANH, Vader was flying... straight... straight in a trench... straight in a trench for like 2 minutes. I could have hit him with a fucking spitball. And on Bespin, if Han had gotten the "drop" on Vader he would have shot him in the face, or y'know, not gone in the door in the first place.
Do I need to explain everything to you? So he was flying merrily along blissfully ignorant of the danger creeping up on him till his wing man blew up. He even had all the time in the world to either a) use his precog to see Han coming b) Use his sensors to see him coming c) All of these. The fact that Han shot up his wing man and not him was just a lucky break for Vader. Or are you arguing Han should have specifically had to target Vader for him to sense he's in danger? On Bespin again, this is matter of perception, I say Han took a shot at Vader and did so fast enough to surprise him but Vader did manage to use the force to block the blast. In my view, Han out drew Vader, even as Vader knew Han was coming. Unless you propose Vader's first plan was to let Han try shoot a few holes in him. The fact that Han drew, fired and hit Vader across the room is no small feat on his part.
Wow. I mean... WOW.
You really believe this stuff?
What I am saying is, and it is fucking amazing that you can't figure this out at all considering what you THINK I have been saying, is that The Force is not a be all end all for Jedi or Sith.
My point about Han, was that any schmuck in a his position could have done what he did in the trench as I illustrated with my comment about a spitball.
And how on EARTH do you figure Han was faster than Vader when Vader was able to stand up and block every bolt Han fired before they got within arms reach of him?
Really, please... elaborate on this some more.
Havok wrote:
I also love how because it is explained how living beings have a connection to the Force that it in ANY WAY explains The Force. The Force is still as mysterious as ever. Fucking retarded crybaby.
If you mean how it was explained in the original trilogy you'd be right. But when PT takes it to "Jedi potential +20 000" I'm going to call BS. If something "mystical" can be neatly measured and quantified with a simple blood test, then I'm sorry but that just damages the mystical aspect for me. But I'm sure you'll have your shitty fanboy excuse ready and you can put on your bathrobe and jump in to defend stupid shit like this. Oh I'm sorry.. did I say bathrobe? It's your special Jedi robe after all.
-Gunhead
Holy fuck sticks you are dumb.
The Force: Unexplained mysterious energy field (a term from the OT by the way ) that has no explanation for how it works, why it works. What we know about it from the OT is that life creates it, makes it grow.
Midichlorians: Sybiotic blood parasites that allow living creatures to sense and manipulate the Force. What we know about them from the PT is that they can tell living creatures the "will" of the Force and that without them there is no life.
What we know: Midichlorians help facilitate life and give a small measure of one's potential in using the Force.
What we DON'T know: What is the Force? Why does life create it? How does it have a will? Why does it have a dark and light side? Why does it want balance? How does it allow people to see the future? How is it that it can effect inanimate objects?
OH NO IT ISN'T MYSTERIOUS AND MYSTICAL ANYMORE!!!! MY ASS AND CHILDHOOD!!!