THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

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THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

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http://home.wanadoo.nl/bsnow/bush/bush.html

Warning: May cause convulsions and loss of eyesight.
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actually he looks much better that way.
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*yawn*


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Hmph. Guess you all are just more tough-skinned.

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Whatever...
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The binoculars! They do nothing!

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Exonerate wrote:The binoculars! They do nothing!

http://www.kokorokara.org/apotheosis/Im ... nidiot.jpg
Nice try...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/binoculars.asp

The caps were soon removed.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Nice try...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/binoculars.asp

The caps were soon removed.
I also heard from somewhere that you need the caps on to use this rangefinder thing in the binoculars, which I think is the center viewing aperture-like thing between the two big lenses.

Bush might've been looking through the rangefinder first, then looked through the normal lenses.
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:shock:.......That's quite disturbing.
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kojikun wrote:actually he looks much better that way.
I second the motion.

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Funny, but not as disturbing as you hoped. NEXT!
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It's actually pretty funny, and at least the bodies are still intact. You'll have to do better than that if you want me hurling all over my computer.
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Ok it's back... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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His expressions are funny.
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Gyahhh-Grunkk... Akkk.
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That was unexpected.
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Re: THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

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DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://home.wanadoo.nl/bsnow/bush/bush.html

Warning: May cause convulsions and loss of eyesight.

:::looks at site::::

::::eyes roll back into head:::

::::falls down on floor and has a seizure:::
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The cleansing power of the holy thermonuclear fire shall bring relief from this atrocity...

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IT BURNS!!!! OH HOW IT BURNS!!! KILL IT! KILL IT!

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Post by Soontir C'boath »

The Expressions on Bush's face with the bodies were HORRID. The only thing saving me was staring at the Women's bodies and ALT+F4!!

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Re: THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

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DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://home.wanadoo.nl/bsnow/bush/bush.html

Warning: May cause convulsions and loss of eyesight.
*snigger*

Weak. I've seen worse.
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:shock: Disturbing.
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