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Mogadishu's 'first tourist' puzzles immigration officials

MOGADISHU — When Mike Spencer Bown disembarked from his flight in Mogadishu this week and described himself as a tourist, Somali immigration officials thought the Canadian man was either mad or a spy.

"They tried four times to put me back on the plane to get rid of me but I shouted and played tricks until the plane left without me," the 41-year-old told an AFP correspondent in Mogadishu on his hotel's roof terrace.

Somali officials then tried to hand him over to the African Union military force in Mogadishu, refusing to believe that he was in the city for pleasure.

"We have never seen people like this man," Omar Mohamed, an immigration official, said Friday. "He said he was a tourist, we couldn't believe him. But later on we found he was serious."

"That makes him the first person to come to Mogadishu only for tourism but unfortunately this is not the right time," he added.

The world traveller claims to have visited 160 countries since he sold his business in Indonesia years ago and he had yet to tick Somalia -- which has been devastated by a brutal civil conflict for almost 20 years -- off his list.

Mogadishu is one of the world's most dangerous capitals, a place where no foreigner can survive very long without heavy protection, but Bown said he had hoped to see Somalia's beaches and landscapes.

"I knew that Somalia plunged into civil strife nearly the day I started travelling but it was still on my list of places on the globe I should tour," he said at the heavily-guarded hotel where he stayed two days.

"I did not know the part of the country the government controls was so incredibly small," he said
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Somalia used to attract some visitors before it plunged into chaos following the 1991 ouster of former president Mohamed Siad Barre.

Mogadishu's Italian architecture and tree-lined avenues were renowned but the city is now a field of ruins where life is cheap.

"Somalia is the last and most dangerous country on my list and once I?m here in Mogadishu, I feel I made it," he said, explaining that he has already travelled to Iraq and Afghanistan.

"Even though I was told not go beyond the gate of the hotel for security reasons, I still found Somalia an interesting place with funny people," the backpacker said.
"Everyone I met kept laughing whenever they heard the word tourist," he said.

Bown flew out Friday and has already posted on his Facebook page pictures of himself in Mogadishu holding an assault rifle or a rocket-propelled grenade under the heading "The first tourist in Mogadishu".

He quotes Ovid, T.S. Eliot and Camus in his profile but obviously has little time for the Canadian High Commission's website, which bears a yellow warning with a danger sign advising against all travel to Somalia on its homepage.

"Now my trip around the globe is almost finished. There will be only small islands that are left for me to visit," he said, flinching slightly at the crackle of machine-gun fire from a nearby street.

The traveller said he would have been keen to meet the tourism minister to raise the issue of tourist guides and guidebooks for Somalia, which he found to be in very short supply when he planned his trip in the region.

"But to my surprise, Somalia has no such minister on the cabinet list," said Bown, adding that he would post information on the Internet for globetrotters wishing to emulate him.
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Am I the only one who's expecting the man to have an ambulatory piece of Luggage with him?

I don't really see the point of visiting a country if you're not going to sightsee. (It's tourism, not collecting checkins on foursquare!)
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Even seeing Mogadishu airport is way more adventurous tourism that 99% of the other "adventure tourism" shit out there.
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bobalot wrote:Strangely enough, this is not a Onion article.
But it is an article from 2010
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I have to say... I have a strange respect for this man. He is either an idiot, or the glorious sort of insane that you just have to kinda like.
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yeah - I can picture him n either a hawian shirt and a straw hat wandering around with a camera, surviving purely because everyone is too surprised to react,
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The Grim Squeaker wrote:I don't really see the point of visiting a country if you're not going to sightsee. (It's tourism, not collecting checkins on foursquare!)
From the sound of it, he fully intended to sightsee, but no one who might actually end up responsible for his well-being was willing to let him go anywhere. The country is that dangerous.
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The Grim Squeaker wrote:Am I the only one who's expecting the man to have an ambulatory piece of Luggage with him?

No, you're not, that's the first thing I thought, too.
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tell them he's looking for the place David Bowie's current wife grew up in...
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Simon_Jester wrote:
The Grim Squeaker wrote:I don't really see the point of visiting a country if you're not going to sightsee. (It's tourism, not collecting checkins on foursquare!)
From the sound of it, he fully intended to sightsee, but no one who might actually end up responsible for his well-being was willing to let him go anywhere. The country is that dangerous.
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The guy is an idiot.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:He is either an idiot, or the glorious sort of insane that you just have to kinda like.
Well, I don't know anything about this guy specifically, but my experience would tell me he is an idiot.

There is a traveller I met once who I would bet is exactly like this man, from what it says about him in the article. Unfortunately I cannot remember his name, I have his business card somewhere I will see if I can track it down later today (I know he has a website/blog that I can use to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a sickeningly moronic individual). But, yeah, he made a mission to travel to every country on Earth. Which is all well and good, but it was very obvious that he was not traveling for the sake of seeing what things were like in these countries, to experience new things, or even to SEE new things, he just wanted to check the names off a list for bragging rights. For example, to check "Russia" off his list, because he didn't feel like going through the hassle of getting a visa, he pulled some bullshit on the border with Estonia (I don't remember the full story, but there is a river that makes up part of the border, and the Estonian side has a little peninsula that stuck out just far enough into the river that when he stood on the end of it his hand-held GPS unit said he was technically in Russia :roll:, so he checked it off).

He, too, went to Somalia, but instead of going through Mogadishu, he paid off a boat captain in Yemen to take him to some northern port city ... where he wasn't allowed off the boat at all.
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Ziggy Stardust wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:He is either an idiot, or the glorious sort of insane that you just have to kinda like.
Well, I don't know anything about this guy specifically, but my experience would tell me he is an idiot.

There is a traveller I met once who I would bet is exactly like this man, from what it says about him in the article. Unfortunately I cannot remember his name, I have his business card somewhere I will see if I can track it down later today (I know he has a website/blog that I can use to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a sickeningly moronic individual). But, yeah, he made a mission to travel to every country on Earth. Which is all well and good, but it was very obvious that he was not traveling for the sake of seeing what things were like in these countries, to experience new things, or even to SEE new things, he just wanted to check the names off a list for bragging rights. For example, to check "Russia" off his list, because he didn't feel like going through the hassle of getting a visa, he pulled some bullshit on the border with Estonia (I don't remember the full story, but there is a river that makes up part of the border, and the Estonian side has a little peninsula that stuck out just far enough into the river that when he stood on the end of it his hand-held GPS unit said he was technically in Russia :roll:, so he checked it off).

He, too, went to Somalia, but instead of going through Mogadishu, he paid off a boat captain in Yemen to take him to some northern port city ... where he wasn't allowed off the boat at all.
This guy however actually DID try to sight see though. Sold off his business and now travels full time and in fact does the see new things, experience the world thing. I can respect this. I can respect it even if I think he is a raving loon.
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The fact there is a protected hotel for him to stay in would indicate that there are services available to protect westerners who need to be there, either diplomats or business interests. If he can afford that level of protection then good for him to explore the world.

If memory serves whenever the BBC go around they get escorted by a couple of cars full of people with AK47s.
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