Church Excommunicates Evildoers
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Church Excommunicates Evildoers
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I have no respect for the Roman Catholic church as an organization. Shit like this is why.
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Fuckers. A nine year should not have to go through pregnancy. I commend the doctors who performed the abortion, and spit at the Catholic Church.
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My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years.
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I'd just carefully explain why you think the church is full of shit, then stop pretending.Pu-239 wrote:My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years.
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20? How old are you?Pu-239 wrote:My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years.
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Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
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Growing up Catholic sucks. I found that there morals more often then not depend on a public view. As in, how the public views them. The Italians on my mom's side prove this rather well...
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After I come back from Colledge, I'm expected to live with them.Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
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If the Catholic Church wants to throw out evildoers, perhaps it could start with its own fucking administration.
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That would be, how should I put this, oh yes, Intelligent.
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Pu-239 wrote:After I come back from Colledge, I'm expected to live with them.Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
Really?
God, I came to the U.S. when I was barely 18...but they expect you to hang around when your 35!?
Man, I'm glad I didn't/don't have your parents.
Why do they expect you to hang around that long?
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What a pack of fucking idiots. I'd just love to see how these guys would deal if they were raped (I know, impossible, just saying) and got pregnant. Or would they find a way to use their religion as an excuse? Regardless, I'm saving thsi article and showing to my Catholic parents in the morning, just to spite them.
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They don't want to live in a nursing home.Captain tycho wrote:Pu-239 wrote:After I come back from Colledge, I'm expected to live with them.Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
Really?
God, I came to the U.S. when I was barely 18...but they expect you to hang around when your 35!?
Man, I'm glad I didn't/don't have your parents.
Why do they expect you to hang around that long?
Asian Culture has that thing about respecting elders.
That means I'm stuck in fundyland.
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If the Vatican can hemm and haw about baby-fucking priests for so long, I'm sure shitting on the remnants of a little girl's hopes for happiness in life gives them no problems. I mean come on, this is doctrinely sound policy here. They should be proud of their Nicaraguan church brethren.Shadow WarChief wrote:Umm just a minor question:
What does the vatican actually say about the it: The 9 year old girl and the inquisitorial Nicaraguan palm fuckers who excommunicated her?But the Catholic Church in Nicaragua condemned the abortion
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Ok, this is ridiculous. Abortion is worse then murder? . According to church, abortion is a sin since you are murdering a child, yet I don't see any murderers being excommunicated.
Ah stupid now I have to go to sleep to go to a catholic church tomorrow. Oh and I can't eat meat on fridays.
Religion sucks.
Oh and I have a fundie history teacher who implied atheists=communists .
Northern VA seems to have a large amount of fundies.
Ah stupid now I have to go to sleep to go to a catholic church tomorrow. Oh and I can't eat meat on fridays.
Religion sucks.
Oh and I have a fundie history teacher who implied atheists=communists .
Northern VA seems to have a large amount of fundies.
ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer
George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor