Church Excommunicates Evildoers

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

User avatar
Joe
Space Cowboy
Posts: 17314
Joined: 2002-08-22 09:58pm
Location: Wishing I was in Athens, GA

Church Excommunicates Evildoers

Post by Joe »

Last edited by Joe on 2003-03-09 02:13am, edited 1 time in total.
Image

BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman

I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
User avatar
Exonerate
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4454
Joined: 2002-10-29 07:19pm
Location: DC Metro Area

Post by Exonerate »

That's sick, raping a 9 year old...

The damn Church has no judgement. If they did that to me, I'd be glad to leave an organization such as that. Seeing how they condemned a 9 year old rape victim for having an abortion, my respect for the Roman Catholic Church has dropped by alot.

BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
User avatar
neoolong
Dead Sexy 'Shroom
Posts: 13180
Joined: 2002-08-29 10:01pm
Location: California

Post by neoolong »

That's just fucked up.
Member of the BotM. @( !.! )@
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

I have no respect for the Roman Catholic church as an organization. Shit like this is why.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Nathan F
Resident Redneck
Posts: 4979
Joined: 2002-09-10 08:01am
Location: Around the corner
Contact:

Post by Nathan F »

This is the reason I am Protestant and not Catholic. There are simply too many politics and legalistic things like this that go on.
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:

Post by Darth Yoshi »

:evil: Fuckers. A nine year should not have to go through pregnancy. I commend the doctors who performed the abortion, and spit at the Catholic Church.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
User avatar
Pu-239
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4727
Joined: 2002-10-21 08:44am
Location: Fake Virginia

Post by Pu-239 »

My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years. :x

ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer


George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

Pu-239 wrote:My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years. :x
I'd just carefully explain why you think the church is full of shit, then stop pretending.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:

Post by Darth Yoshi »

Pu-239 wrote:My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years. :x
20? How old are you?
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
User avatar
Exonerate
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4454
Joined: 2002-10-29 07:19pm
Location: DC Metro Area

Post by Exonerate »

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Pu-239 wrote:My parents are catholic, and I have to pretend to be catholic for the next 20 years. :x
20? How old are you?
IIRC, he's 15.

BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:

Post by Darth Yoshi »

Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:

Post by Cal Wright »

Growing up Catholic sucks. I found that there morals more often then not depend on a public view. As in, how the public views them. The Italians on my mom's side prove this rather well...

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
User avatar
Pu-239
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4727
Joined: 2002-10-21 08:44am
Location: Fake Virginia

Post by Pu-239 »

Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
After I come back from Colledge, I'm expected to live with them.

ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer


George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
User avatar
Captain tycho
Has Elected to Receive
Posts: 5039
Joined: 2002-12-04 06:35pm
Location: Jewy McJew Land

Post by Captain tycho »

Fuckers. :evil: :x
That is the most disgusting thing I've read all year. :x
MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Grrr...... :x :x :evil:
Captain Tycho!
The worst fucker ever!
The Best reciever ever!
User avatar
Darth Wong
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
Posts: 70028
Joined: 2002-07-03 12:25am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by Darth Wong »

If the Catholic Church wants to throw out evildoers, perhaps it could start with its own fucking administration.
Image
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:

Post by Cal Wright »

That would be, how should I put this, oh yes, Intelligent.

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
User avatar
Captain tycho
Has Elected to Receive
Posts: 5039
Joined: 2002-12-04 06:35pm
Location: Jewy McJew Land

Post by Captain tycho »

Pu-239 wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
After I come back from Colledge, I'm expected to live with them.
:shock:
Really?
God, I came to the U.S. when I was barely 18...but they expect you to hang around when your 35!?

Man, I'm glad I didn't/don't have your parents.
Why do they expect you to hang around that long?
Captain Tycho!
The worst fucker ever!
The Best reciever ever!
User avatar
Captain tycho
Has Elected to Receive
Posts: 5039
Joined: 2002-12-04 06:35pm
Location: Jewy McJew Land

Post by Captain tycho »

Darth Wong wrote:If the Catholic Church wants to throw out evildoers, perhaps it could start with its own fucking administration.
I fullheartedly agree.
Captain Tycho!
The worst fucker ever!
The Best reciever ever!
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

What a pack of fucking idiots. I'd just love to see how these guys would deal if they were raped (I know, impossible, just saying) and got pregnant. Or would they find a way to use their religion as an excuse? Regardless, I'm saving thsi article and showing to my Catholic parents in the morning, just to spite them.
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Ahh, the Holy Mother Church and her Infallible Pope. Doesn't that story bring a smile to your face? Thank God, indeed.
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
User avatar
Pu-239
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4727
Joined: 2002-10-21 08:44am
Location: Fake Virginia

Post by Pu-239 »

Captain tycho wrote:
Pu-239 wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
After I come back from Colledge, I'm expected to live with them.
:shock:
Really?
God, I came to the U.S. when I was barely 18...but they expect you to hang around when your 35!?

Man, I'm glad I didn't/don't have your parents.
Why do they expect you to hang around that long?
They don't want to live in a nursing home.
Asian Culture has that thing about respecting elders.

That means I'm stuck in fundyland.

ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer


George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
User avatar
Shadow WarChief
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 1340
Joined: 2002-07-04 06:29am
Location: San Francisco

Post by Shadow WarChief »

Umm just a minor question:
But the Catholic Church in Nicaragua condemned the abortion
What does the vatican actually say about the it: The 9 year old girl and the inquisitorial Nicaraguan palm fuckers who excommunicated her?
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Shadow WarChief wrote:Umm just a minor question:
But the Catholic Church in Nicaragua condemned the abortion
What does the vatican actually say about the it: The 9 year old girl and the inquisitorial Nicaraguan palm fuckers who excommunicated her?
If the Vatican can hemm and haw about baby-fucking priests for so long, I'm sure shitting on the remnants of a little girl's hopes for happiness in life gives them no problems. I mean come on, this is doctrinely sound policy here. They should be proud of their Nicaraguan church brethren.
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
User avatar
Einhander Sn0m4n
Insane Railgunner
Posts: 18630
Joined: 2002-10-01 05:51am
Location: Louisiana... or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives.

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Hmm I think it's time the Wiccans here on the board perform a nice Black Magic (assuming any of us know any good spells) ceremony and place a powerful curse on the Catholic Church... :evil:
Image Image
User avatar
Pu-239
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4727
Joined: 2002-10-21 08:44am
Location: Fake Virginia

Post by Pu-239 »

Ok, this is ridiculous. Abortion is worse then murder? :roll: . According to church, abortion is a sin since you are murdering a child, yet I don't see any murderers being excommunicated.

Ah stupid now I have to go to sleep to go to a catholic church tomorrow. Oh and I can't eat meat on fridays.


Religion sucks.

Oh and I have a fundie history teacher who implied atheists=communists :roll: .

Northern VA seems to have a large amount of fundies.

ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer


George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
Post Reply