my version of hell.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-09 07:14pm

1 - an extremely horny dog
2 - a 2 hr car ride without breaks.

. . . this was my weekend.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-09 07:15pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:1 - an extremely horny dog
2 - a 2 hr car ride without breaks.

. . . this was my weekend.

LOL.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-09 07:16pm

Extreemly horny dog? WTF? Did he dry hump your leg all the time?

If that was the case, the dog would have been out the window...

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-09 07:17pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-03-09 07:20pm

See, this is why I'm a cat person....

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-09 07:22pm

I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing. Poor guy...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-09 07:38pm

So was it a big dog?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-03-09 07:47pm

I'm guessing he went off to the trauma center....

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-09 08:39pm

It's funny 'cuz it's not me.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-09 08:40pm

did I mention this dog had gas? a more horrible gas then I have ever expeirenced?

I am definitely a cat person.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-09 08:41pm

Hehehe, poor sap, I might feel pity...

If it wasn't so much fun to laugh at you.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-03-09 08:48pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:did I mention this dog had gas? a more horrible gas then I have ever expeirenced?

I am definitely a cat person.

So, I take it this wasn't your dog....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-09 08:51pm

nah, went camping with some friends.

2 days! in the wilderness!

with this dog!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-09 09:48pm

HA! That must have sucked.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-09 09:53pm

fortunately, I directed the dog at the kid who keeps trying to snuggle with me, and was kept safe for most of it.

bwhahah.a

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-09 09:56pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:fortunately, I directed the dog at the kid who keeps trying to snuggle with me, and was kept safe for most of it.

bwhahah.a

You're vicious...of course, that IS what little children are around for.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-09 09:57pm

Haha.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-09 09:58pm

his mute, wideyed, shocked expression was quite worth it, after he was pounced to the ground by the dog.. . .twice.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-09 10:31pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:fortunately, I directed the dog at the kid who keeps trying to snuggle with me, and was kept safe for most of it.

bwhahah.a

My brother used to try to snuggle with others when he was camping. Unfortunately, there were no horny, flatulent dogs to send after him.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-09 10:39pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:his mute, wideyed, shocked expression was quite worth it, after he was pounced to the ground by the dog.. . .twice.

Thats just mean man hahahahahahahahahaha

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-03-09 10:52pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:1 - an extremely horny dog
2 - a 2 hr car ride without breaks.

. . . this was my weekend.

If the dog was along for the car ride...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-10 11:40am

he was. I and two other kids hid under blankets for most of it.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-03-10 01:42pm

One time I heard about this guy who passed out at a party, and when he woke up, the host's dog was humping his ear.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-10 01:45pm

Dude that's fucking funny shit!!!

<=====IS A CAT PERSON

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-03-10 02:58pm

[Poor Joke] What do you do when a Rottweiler humps your leg?
Fake an orgasm [/poor joke]

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