The Osbournes

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-03-09 02:54am

I'm probably the last person on Earth that hasn't watched "The Osbournes" until now. I bought the DVD of the first season yesterday, and its one of the funniest damed things I've ever seen!

Some of the best Ozzy quotes so far:

"How do you feed a tree? Give it a ham sandwich?"

[Commenting on his daughter's refusal to see a gynecologist] "I'm feeling like a cunt; I'll go for you!"

Now that's comedy!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-09 03:16am

The Osbournes can be pretty damn funny. There are times when it sucks, but in the episode were they throw a damn ham at the loud neighbors, I was on thier side for that one. Sharon!!!

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-03-09 03:27am

When I had TV, it was one of the few shows I would watch. I found it strangly fascinating, they are all such odd ducks, but they really do love each other, even if they have a strange way of showing it at times, but thats just about any family really.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-09 03:32am

I watch it on Adult Swim from time to time, pretty funny. But a lot of episodes suck.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-09 03:38am

Sea Skimmer wrote:I watch it on Adult Swim from time to time, pretty funny. But a lot of episodes suck.

Huh, what, where? Adult Swim shows the Osbournes? When did all this happen?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-09 03:44am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I watch it on Adult Swim from time to time, pretty funny. But a lot of episodes suck.
Huh, what, where? Adult Swim shows the Osbournes? When did all this happen?

He seems to have it confused with The Oblongs.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-09 09:19am

funny show.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-09 09:53am

Dalton wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I watch it on Adult Swim from time to time, pretty funny. But a lot of episodes suck.
Huh, what, where? Adult Swim shows the Osbournes? When did all this happen?
He seems to have it confused with The Oblongs.

Yes yes, I watch both from time to time and I've been up for about 35 hours now.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-09 10:01am

I never and i will never watch their freakshows,i have better things to do with my money than wasting it on the assbournes

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-09 11:05am

Easily one of the worst shows ever. God it's depressing.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-09 01:18pm

I remember one time Kelly was having a go at Jack and ozzy tried to change the subject by asking what Jack would be doing for the day. Kelly burst in, like the annoying wench she is, and screamed "He's gonna wake up and jerk off, then he'll gets changed go out and try to score with blond models based on the fact that he's on TV then he'll come home and wack off some more" Ozzy looked at Jack and asked if this was so and Jack just smiled and nodded Ozzy shook his hand and said "Well done son i'm proud of ya".

After season 1 it got really shit. All the arguements where so faked and not what made the 1st season so popular.

plus i'm told i look like Jack Osbourne so i love it and hate it

*EDITED to fix spelling mistakes*

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-09 01:54pm

I have never, and will never watch that trash.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-09 07:15pm

I don't watch it since I don't have cable. Even fi it isn't that great, it's probably still better than the other stuff on MTV (I mean, half of it is rap music videos, that doesn't sound hard to beat).

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-09 07:38pm

It's like watching a car wreck.

It was interesting as a novelty, but now it's just bad.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-09 09:07pm

I saw bits and pieces of a few episodes and it was hilarious. The things I saw were so incredibly stupid and absurd that I just had to laugh. I don't know why, but hearing Ozzy incoherently slur words together is funny.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-03-10 12:57am

I used to watch it, a few times it is fuckin' hilarious, other times it feels so faked.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-10 03:37pm

If the Osbournes are anything they are a very good anti-drugs advert. Just look at Ozzy and you'll know what happens if you take hard drugs long term.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-10 04:09pm

Never seen it. Don't plan on ever doing so, either. Bleh.