DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT PORN SUPPORTS TERRORISM!

[EmperorChrostas the Cruel]

Ahh, you youngsters!

Ron Jeremy stared doing porn in the 70's.
That's right, the 70's.
Before the late 80's, he was quite trim, and yes, he does have an enourmous tallywhacker.
Try to see, in your mind's eye, what 20 twenty years, and 75 lbs has done to him. That and he doen't care what he looks like because he hasn't been ACTING, but producing porn for quite some time. The power he has in the industry, makes him getting laid a sure thing.The casting couch is a very real part of young porn starlett wannabes "winnowing process." If you do not already have a name, or a good "working record", then you must pass the "compliancy test." Meaning, if you won't fuck Ron Jeremy, you don't get work in his company, if you haven't worked elsewhere first. This is an important part of porn production, as if you CAN not, or WILL not fuck, a man you are repulsed by, YOU DON'T WORK!
When he was in his 20's, he was quite a stud.
Now that he's in his LATE 50's, he sure has degraded.
Look for footage of him, in his prime, performing with legends like Seka, Annette Haven, Juliet Robinson,(Aunt Peg) Lisa Bee, Veronica Heart, ect...
By the time VCRs were cheap enough to kill the X-rated theater, he was already halfway down the hill.

Porn is a strange industry. If you (starlette)don't have a HUGE name recognition, you don't get to pick who you WON'T work with. You would think that the cards are all in the sweet young slut's favour, but the defining part of porn is the hard dick. Men who can function (SHWING!)on a movie set, are rare. Subtract those who have average or smaller dicks. (You just lost more than 60% of your already small pool of "talent".)
Subtract the UGLY ones, and your pool of male talent shrinks, ha, ha!
Only big names don't have to worry about male talents refusing to work with "difficult" female talents.
Add to this, the competition, with other female talent, and you get the "race to the bottom".
A good example of this, is anal sex in videos.
As a general rule the women of porn HATE doing anal. Why, because ,
A the porn dicks are big to huge,
B the set is not a good comfortable relaxing environment, increasing the pain of penetration,
C the studs on the set are NOT going home with the starletts, so they can be as rough and insensative as she will allow, just prior to leaving the set, and forfitting ALL of the money, and never working for that company again.
D anal is now REQUIRED to do when breaking into porn, as those that don't don't even get started
E the industry has concluded, and rightly so, that men WANT to see anal, and the footage is shot with the viewer, NOT the performers pleasure in mind
This is very evident, when you watch the footage closely. The women jerk and pull away on the in stroke, grimacing. The man will go deeper and faster, until the "deflectors" (hands) try to limit speed and depth.
Sometimes, after building to a fast and furious pace, the scene will have an abrupt cut, to a different position, indicating a rodeo dismount, because she will not be ridden any more, and needs a break in the action.
Damn, I just realised how long this post became.
Oh well, anal sex, and porn sometimes do that to me!

[Hotfoot]

That really is a shocking resemblance. But there is one way you can tell the difference, and Ron Jeremy's famous cock is the answer. Ron Jeremy is Jewish. Figure the rest out yourselves.

Circumcision is very common in the non-Jewish population in the US. An uncircumcised penis is actually rarer these days than a circumcised one.

[Coyote]

I will seek my revenge by having sex with an Arab woman immediately.

"Oh, oh, yess...oh, Allah!"

Just when we're done, neither of us can use the term "porking".

[Sea Skimmer]

That really is a shocking resemblance. But there is one way you can tell the difference, and Ron Jeremy's famous cock is the answer. Ron Jeremy is Jewish. Figure the rest out yourselves.

Circumcision is very common in the non-Jewish population in the US. An uncircumcised penis is actually rarer these days than a circumcised one.

Indeed, from the 1950's until very recently it was done unless the parents specifically request it was not.

[Peregrin Toker]

Notice how they look alike? In reality they are one and the same! Thats right - Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are the same person! Al'Qaeda has inflitrated the porn industry and is using it to fund their operations world wide!

Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein also look like each other. Does that mean they're the same man??

[weemadando]

Notice how they look alike? In reality they are one and the same! Thats right - Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are the same person! Al'Qaeda has inflitrated the porn industry and is using it to fund their operations world wide!

Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein also look like each other. Does that mean they're the same man??

I'd like to introduce you to some people. My three friends, sarcasm, satire and cynicism. I don't believe you've met.

[Sea Skimmer]

Notice how they look alike? In reality they are one and the same! Thats right - Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are the same person! Al'Qaeda has inflitrated the porn industry and is using it to fund their operations world wide!

Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein also look like each other. Does that mean they're the same man??

I don't see very much resemblance between those two. But then, we can't be sure....

[Vympel]

I don't see very much resemblance between those two. But then, we can't be sure....

Clearly, the Soviet cloning program of the 1950s was a resounding success.

[Coyote]

I still see another connection:

Osama bin Laden dissappears, no more videos, and the CIA says he may have changed his appearance.

Then, after years of isolation, Michael Jackson shows up in daylight.. with all this plastic surgery work on his face...

I can almost hear the next tape:
"And I have placed a voodoo curse on George Bush..."
"Sir! That was the cover identity!"
"Oh, shit... I... I never touched that little boy! Honest!"

[Peregrin Toker]

Notice how they look alike? In reality they are one and the same! Thats right - Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are the same person! Al'Qaeda has inflitrated the porn industry and is using it to fund their operations world wide!

Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein also look like each other. Does that mean they're the same man??

I don't see very much resemblance between those two. But then, we can't be sure....

Well, their moustaches are similar...

[neoolong]

Notice how they look alike? In reality they are one and the same! Thats right - Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are the same person! Al'Qaeda has inflitrated the porn industry and is using it to fund their operations world wide!

Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein also look like each other. Does that mean they're the same man??

You know the guy who plays Joseph Stalin in Red Alert looks like Joseph Stalin. Think they're the same man?

[Tsyroc]

That really is a shocking resemblance. But there is one way you can tell the difference, and Ron Jeremy's famous cock is the answer. Ron Jeremy is Jewish. Figure the rest out yourselves.

Circumcision is very common in the non-Jewish population in the US. An uncircumcised penis is actually rarer these days than a circumcised one.

Indeed, from the 1950's until very recently it was done unless the parents specifically request it was not.

Besides that, I thought circumcision was as part of the religous covenant for Muslim men just as it is with Jews.

When I was in Turkey we were repeatedly told we couldn't go in a Mosque unless we were circumcised. I don't dismiss the possibility of people trying
to mess with us but I am pretty sure that Islam practices circumcision
similarly to how Judaism practices it.

[Coyote]

... but I am pretty sure that Islam practices circumcision
similarly to how Judaism practices it.

For Jews it is 8 days after birth, the brit milah. I think for Muslim boys it is at age 13, as they become accepted as men in Islamic tradition...

[Lagmonster]

... but I am pretty sure that Islam practices circumcision
similarly to how Judaism practices it.

For Jews it is 8 days after birth, the brit milah. I think for Muslim boys it is at age 13, as they become accepted as men in Islamic tradition...

Oh dear sweet shit, NO!

I've said it before: The only time someone is going to bring sharp objects within cutting range of my penis is after they've used them to hack off any limbs that I might have fought them off with.

[Zaia]

I think for Muslim boys it is at age 13, as they become accepted as men in Islamic tradition...

No wonder they're all so angst-ridden...

[Stormbringer]

Forget supporting terrorism. Seeing Ron Jeremy naked is terrorism of the worst kind!