Hey Canadians!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-07 01:59am

Can I immigrate from the US to Canada? I have heard that people here have been moving up there at unusually high rates in the past year. I am just curious.

How would I go about doing that?

Actually, my fiance' and I plan to move to the UK after I finish my education.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-07 02:29am

Superman wrote:Can I immigrate from the US to Canada?

<sarcasm>No, we closed the border some time ago on account of too many terrorists slipping through.</sarcasm>

Why would you think that you wouldn't be able to immigrate? It's not as if we're a closed country.

How would I go about doing that?

http://www.canada.gc.ca

Look for immigration.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-07 02:36am

Can we Arizonans send our elderly to you for the summer months the way we recieve yours during the winter? It would kinda even the score. They could avoid the brutal heat, enjoy your campgrounds, and share their hazardous driving skills with you Albertans and Saskatchewanians(?) the way yours do us.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-03-07 08:34am

Frank Hipper wrote:Can we Arizonans send our elderly to you for the summer months the way we recieve yours during the winter? It would kinda even the score. They could avoid the brutal heat, enjoy your campgrounds, and share their hazardous driving skills with you Albertans and Saskatchewanians(?) the way yours do us.

Hey hey hey! Elderly people are Canada's finest export, next to comedians who are actually funny, actors who actually look good in speedos, and singers who can actually hit number one on the charts more than once.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-07 08:41am

Lagmonster wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Can we Arizonans send our elderly to you for the summer months the way we recieve yours during the winter? It would kinda even the score. They could avoid the brutal heat, enjoy your campgrounds, and share their hazardous driving skills with you Albertans and Saskatchewanians(?) the way yours do us.
Hey hey hey! Elderly people are Canada's finest export, next to comedians who are actually funny, actors who actually look good in speedos, and singers who can actually hit number one on the charts more than once.

Celine Dion.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-03-07 08:46am

I do not recognize Celine Dion as Canadian. Or for that matter, as human.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-03-07 08:58am

Baron Mordo wrote:I do not recognize Celine Dion as Canadian. Or for that matter, as human.

She's from Quebec, right?

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-03-07 11:14am

paladin wrote:
Baron Mordo wrote:I do not recognize Celine Dion as Canadian. Or for that matter, as human.
She's from Quebec, right?

Which really ought to be explanation enough.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-07 11:38am

Luke Starkiller wrote:
paladin wrote:
Baron Mordo wrote:I do not recognize Celine Dion as Canadian. Or for that matter, as human.
She's from Quebec, right?
Which really ought to be explanation enough.

Yup. She's French Canadian which is two strike already.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-07 03:12pm

Lagmonster wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Can we Arizonans send our elderly to you for the summer months the way we recieve yours during the winter? It would kinda even the score. They could avoid the brutal heat, enjoy your campgrounds, and share their hazardous driving skills with you Albertans and Saskatchewanians(?) the way yours do us.
Hey hey hey! Elderly people are Canada's finest export, next to comedians who are actually funny, actors who actually look good in speedos, and singers who can actually hit number one on the charts more than once.

I meant no insult, really. I'd rather deal with a nice Canadian couple down for the winter than those ASSHOLES from Minesota, their strident accents, the way they literally will push you out of the way with a grocery cart, and the way they will blame you for bad weather. Nothing like smiling and letting an old lady get in line ahead of you in the store, and then have her start in with"Why is it so cloudy, huh? I came down here for the sun, so why's it so cloudy? Huh?" Sorry I was nice to you, bitch.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-03-07 04:28pm

paladin wrote:
Baron Mordo wrote:I do not recognize Celine Dion as Canadian. Or for that matter, as human.
She's from Quebec, right?

She has to be part French

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-03-07 04:33pm

Superman wrote:Can I immigrate from the US to Canada? I have heard that people here have been moving up there at unusually high rates in the past year. I am just curious.

How would I go about doing that?

Actually, my fiance' and I plan to move to the UK after I finish my education.

If I remember correctly, you told me you're a newly promoted 1LT, so you'd probably find it hard to immigrate while you hold a commission -- even in the National Guard.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-03-07 04:42pm

Lagmonster wrote:Hey hey hey! Elderly people are Canada's finest export, next to comedians who are actually funny, actors who actually look good in speedos, and singers who can actually hit number one on the charts more than once.

Please god tell me you arent counting the frog queen Celine Dion as a "fine export"

Edit: it seems as if im not the only one who shares this opinion

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-03-07 08:26pm

Not all French Canadians are bad. New Brunswick wants to stay in Canada so in it can rule you Fredicton. Muwhaha.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-07 08:30pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Not all French Canadians are bad. New Brunswick wants to stay in Canada so in it can rule you Fredicton. Muwhaha.

You`re right i live in Quebec and i want to stay Canadian,thanks to English Canadians and immigrants with their help we will crush the separatist movement

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-07 09:34pm

Lagmonster wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Can we Arizonans send our elderly to you for the summer months the way we recieve yours during the winter? It would kinda even the score. They could avoid the brutal heat, enjoy your campgrounds, and share their hazardous driving skills with you Albertans and Saskatchewanians(?) the way yours do us.
Hey hey hey! Elderly people are Canada's finest export, next to comedians who are actually funny, actors who actually look good in speedos, and singers who can actually hit number one on the charts more than once.

But aren't just about all comedians Canadian anyway?

As for the singers, I don't know many Canadian musicians, and I'm sure Celiene Dion is the only thing Canadians are more ashamed of than the Quebecois, right?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-07 09:42pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:As for the singers, I don't know many Canadian musicians,

Ever hear of Chantal Kreviazuk?

And isn't Avril Lavigne Canadian?

EDIT: Thanks for the spelling, Montcalm.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-07 09:50pm

IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:As for the singers, I don't know many Canadian musicians,
Ever hear of Chantal K.? (I can't remember how to spell her last name, and I don't wanna risk butchering it)

Its Chantal Kreviazuk

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-08 05:42am

jegs, I am still in school AND serving in the Guard. So no, I don't plan on moving any time soon.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-08 11:05am

IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:As for the singers, I don't know many Canadian musicians,
Ever hear of Chantal Kreviazuk?

And isn't Avril Lavigne Canadian?

EDIT: Thanks for the spelling, Montcalm.

Rush, Bryan Adams, Triumph, April Wine(IIRC), The Guess Who (American Woman).

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-03-10 08:36am

Not forgetting Nickelback or the Tragically Hip or Prozak.

As for comedians, we had just packloads of them, ranging from Carrey to Ackroyd and M.J.Fox.

And we export a lot of hot-bodied women, come to think of it, like Pam Anderson and Shannon Tweed.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-03-10 10:23am

Lagmonster wrote:Not forgetting Nickelback

I'd like to. They suck.

And nobody's mentioned The Tea Party. They have talent.

Lagmonster wrote:Pam Anderson

Uggh! That skanky queen of trailer trash?

Lagmonster wrote:and Shannon Tweed.

Maybe ten years ago...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-10 10:38am

Lagmonster wrote:And we export a lot of hot-bodied women, come to think of it, like Pam Anderson

I don`t think she could qualify as a woman,more silicon based lifeform

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-03-10 10:49am

Baron Mordo wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:and Shannon Tweed.
Maybe ten years ago...

I'm in my thirties. I grew up on Shannon Tweed semi-nude movie shots played in grainy glory on a VCR, with the lot of us camped out in my friend's basement pausing the movie and trying to figure out if we saw shadows of a lousy camera quality, or a nipple.

She is still hot as far as I'm concerned.

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