A Reality Show Too Far?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-10 04:59am

Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-10 05:09am

Thats funny as shit, Though probably a step up from most of what's on.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-10 05:20am

I don't know whether to laugh or groan.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-10 07:01am

Kill me. Please. This world's going down the tubes...

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2003-03-10 07:12am

For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-10 07:16am

666 pounds? That's it? That's pathetic!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-03-10 07:35am

I must find a willing B-2 pilot to wipe this monstrsty of the face of the planet

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-03-10 10:29am

What about a reality show about people forced into some kind of lethal gladiatorial combat. I'm talking the real old school net-and-trident shit. You convince them there's fifty million dollars for the last surviving participant, but at the end, you have them executed. Everybody wins!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-10 10:33am

Fucken idioitic. Of course they do it on the net because they know Noah's Ark is one of the dumbest, most improbable, damn ignorant laugh on your ass tales of all the Old Testament.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-10 10:34am

Jordie wrote:
For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

Obviously they missed so many Simpsons episodes if they think Flanders isn't being mocked.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-10 10:43am

666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-03-10 10:51am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.

It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-10 10:56am

jegs2 wrote:It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

I have an idea who we could use as gladiators,christians and islamic fundies.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-10 10:56am

jegs2 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.
It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

Would be a step up from the current crop of garbage.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-10 11:10am

Montcalm wrote:666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you

I know! I think that's fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-10 11:28am

Zaia wrote:
Montcalm wrote:666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you
I know! I think that's fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Yeah ... hilarious.

Wonder if these dolts will bother trying it for real. Just put some people on a ship designed by modern engineers and put 2 of every possible animal on it. Tell them to make sure that the animals don't eat each other, that they have to clean up all the feces, feed the animals regularly, and we'll throw in some cloned dinosaurs, just for good measure.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-10 11:38am

jegs2 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.
It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

What's wrong with that?

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-10 11:42am

Jordie wrote:
For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

"Hey fundies, you suck-diddly-uck!!"

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-10 11:45am

jegs2 wrote:It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

Frankly I think the Romans were onto something with that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-10 11:54am

Stormbringer wrote:
Jordie wrote:
For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

Obviously they missed so many Simpsons episodes if they think Flanders isn't being mocked.

They also seem to have missed how his kids have turned out.

Hell the Simpsons have better kids than him.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-10 12:29pm

Stormbringer wrote:
jegs2 wrote:It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.
Frankly I think the Romans were onto something with that.

Kind of reminds me of a George Carlin quote ...

"I think there should be an amusement park ride where people are chased by the cops and are brutally beaten and tortured when they're caught."

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-10 12:59pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Montcalm wrote:666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you
I know! I think that's fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Yeah ... hilarious.

Awww, don't be all boo-hoo, Durandal. You must admit, it is funny that the prize is 666 pounds. Besides, part of the reason your first name is so sexy is because it's got that hint of eeeeeeeevilness to it.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-10 01:08pm

Montcalm wrote:I have an idea who we could use as gladiators,christians and islamic fundies.

Already been done, well, not with Islamic fundies, but... please excuse me for a moment.

*shoves an RPG-7 so far up Montcalm's ass that the tip comes out his mouth*

There, I feel so much better now.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-10 01:13pm

I'm sure some Chrsitian channel will try it, but it will go sour when it is realized such a ship cannot be built. They'll just have to stick with reality TV shows like "The Bachelor Priest".

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-10 01:18pm

Zaia wrote:Awww, don't be all boo-hoo, Durandal. You must admit, it is funny that the prize is 666 pounds. Besides, part of the reason your first name is so sexy is because it's got that hint of eeeeeeeevilness to it.

Well if that's your opinion, it's good enough for me.

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