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Senator Clarifies Remark Telling Troops To ‘Go Fuck Themselves’, Says Quote Taken Out Of Context
BY PAUL ON AUGUST 21, 2012 · 10 COMMENTS



Phoenix, AZ - A state senator is in hot water after making controversial remarks last week in an interview with Arizona Foothills Magazine. The full interview, which is to be released Friday, includes contentious quotes on military service-members, the constitution, and defense spending.

Senator Linda Lopez (D-29, AZ), a member of the Veterans and Military Affairs Committee, was apparently quoted during the interview as saying “the troops should just go fuck themselves.” Lopez continues to claim that her remarks have been “taken out of context” and that she is in fact a huge supporter of the U.S. military.

It’s not the first time Lopez is being questioned for something she said. In the wake of the Gabrielle Giffords’ shooting, she told an interviewer that the shooter was “probably a veteran of Afghanistan.“ The shooter, Jared Lee Loughner, had no military experience.

Her most recent remarks come after a vote in the Committee to improve education benefits and mental health services for veterans of all service branches. Lopez opposed the bill and was the only no vote, telling reporters that she opposed it on constitutional grounds. When pressed further, she admitted however, that “she hates the fucking constitution.”
Minutes after making the remark, she told reporters that she misspoke and didn’t mean to use profanity.

“I only voted no on the bill because I support the troops, but don’t support the war,” Lopez said. “Besides, if these numbskulls would quit enlisting, we wouldn’t need to support the stupid fucks. That last part’s off the record, by the way.”

Lopez has maintained that the full context of her interview quote was about supporting the troops and giving them fleshlights as a way “to go fuck themselves in the warzone and at home.”
Although The Foothills refuses to release Lopez’s full remarks until the interview hits news stands later this week, TDB did obtain partial transcripts.

“Frankly, the troops should just go fuck themselves. Let’s be honest here,” Lopez remarks in the interview. “I’m really tired of these people complaining all the time.”
Lopez is not the only politician who has made a gaffe during interviews or public events.

Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) once told a crowd that “he served in Vietnam” although he never deployed as a Marine reservist during the 1970s, and Representative Todd Akin (R-MO) recently came under fire after talking about “legitimate rape” and the female body’s amazing ability to defy biology.

After TDB confronted Lopez with additional context from the interview transcripts, the Senator backtracked and attempted to explain further:
“In my defense, I was responding to the troops’ demands for a constitutional amendment limiting elected offices to either veterans, uniformed police and fire personnel, or civilians who held conscientious objector status throughout their entire period of eligibility for selective service, with all others forced to wear velcro shoes and overalls,” she explained. “Fuck them.”

She has since apologized for her remarks, saying that she “just went full-on retard with what she said.”

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When pressed further, she admitted however, that “she hates the fucking constitution.”
Minutes after making the remark, she told reporters that she misspoke and didn’t mean to use profanity.
Didn't mean to use profanity, but still hates the Constitution? Yeah, that makes it all better. Welp...looks like that "legit rape" republican found his democratic counterpart.
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She's a state senator not a fucking federal official so it hardly compares. She needs to resign, though.
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Wait, this is a fake news site.
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Come on guys, don't you remember the last time he did this with the "USS Haditha?" :D
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I saw the link name and thought "This seems familiar."

Then I clicked on it and saw the site, and bingo, remembered the last one.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dufflebag got your tongue? I recognized it as Duffleblog the moment I reached the end of the post. I was thinking, "Eh, whatever, but then I scrolled up and read the link again, and cackled when I noticed that people ACTUALLY fell for this.

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I've actually considered wraping TDB links in "New York Times" or a similarly legit news organization...but ultimately decided against it as I'm sure it's against the rules.
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I enjoy reading Duffelblog, even though I only got 50% of the jokes.
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Gandalf wrote:I enjoy reading Duffelblog, even though I only got 50% of the jokes.
KhorneFlakes wrote:Man, don't people read links anymore?
Part of that might be that they doesn't have the name recognition of the Onion.
It should. Their piece on the Predator drone with depression was great.
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Flagg wrote:Wait, this is a fake news site.
Yeah I stopped believing it when they started talking about shipping the troops Fleshlights : p

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Yeah, that would make sense.
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Themightytom wrote:
Flagg wrote:Wait, this is a fake news site.
Yeah I stopped believing it when they started talking about shipping the troops Fleshlights : p
I saw that Lonestar posted it and knew what it was. It's not like he posts real news anymore anyway. :P
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DW thought it was a real story, and I would have gotten away with it if TimC hadn't told him otherwise.
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Obviously fake, but since we allowed Onion to be posted here for some fun more than once, let it be.
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I like it. It's good for the judgment, and keeps things from getting monotonous.

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Yeah, joke articles are good.
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I got no beef with joke articles, but I do think it's in extremely bad taste to conjure up potentially offensive quotes out of thin air and then claim an actually existing person said them. Because Linda Lopez is the Democratic senator representing the 29th District in the Arizona Senate. Presumably she never said what the article attributes to her, but you can bet your ass there'll be people who will believe that she did. I realize it's probably too much to expect some decent journalistic ethics from a satirical website, but still.
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Wait, she's a real person?

Oh yeah, that is really bad taste.
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I should probably unfollow the Duffel Blog just so I can test myself, but then again I would know already when Lonestar posts it. :P
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I guessed it from the start it was fake but I was wondering if it was a joke or a propaganda piece.
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Siege wrote:I got no beef with joke articles, but I do think it's in extremely bad taste to conjure up potentially offensive quotes out of thin air and then claim an actually existing person said them. Because Linda Lopez is the Democratic senator representing the 29th District in the Arizona Senate. Presumably she never said what the article attributes to her, but you can bet your ass there'll be people who will believe that she did. I realize it's probably too much to expect some decent journalistic ethics from a satirical website, but still.
The Onion does it plenty, and nobody seems terribly offended by it. Seems to be just part of the whole satirical news thing.
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It fooled me. Dressed link or no dressed link.

But I agree that it would be better if such satirical things wouldn't attribute false things to real people.
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Damn. It mostly fooled me, though I do think I would have figured it out if I had read the last few paragraphs.

I like joke articles every now and then. And fake quotes of real people is fine - The Onion does it all the time too.
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