Showers versus Baths

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-10 12:56am

To get clean I take a shower. To relax I take a nice hot bath.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-03-10 01:52am

Bathing is a civilized activity.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-10 01:54am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Bathing is a civilized activity.

Not if two consenting adults know how to do it right.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-03-10 01:56am

Darth Wong wrote: Not if two consenting adults know how to do it right.

*g* You're not going to define anal sex as a fundamental part of civilization?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-10 01:57am

Besides with showers I can't have my rubber ducky kill battleships.

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2003-03-10 02:16am

Wicked Pilot wrote:You can't beat the 30 second Lackland AFB shower. It's just enough time to get wet, soap up your armpits and groin, rince off, and hop out.

Been there, done that (in Lackland AFB even). I swear, we showered, shaved, got dressed, and mustered out in 5 minutes flat...

And always remember, if you drop the soap, kick it out....

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-10 02:22am

I shower. Number of reasons. It's quick, so first thing in the morning when I need to be at work or class within a ten minutes, it's a quick fix. They're relaxing for me, especially when they're scalding hot. On my days off, (like today and tomorrow) It can take me about 40 minutes to waste as much water as I possibly can. Usually only in winter since I hate being cold and with the shower steaming it's fucking hot in there. woo hoo.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-10 02:32am

Superman wrote:I like showers so that I can pee while I am bathing.

The important question is, do you pee in the shower, or go for the toilet next to the shower?

I pee down the the shower drain, sometimes while Im waiting for the water to get hot and have not stepped in yet.

I bet you all wanted to know that.!

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-03-10 03:27am

I tend to take baths more often then showers mostly cause im lazy and like to lounge and relax in the hot water rather than stand while it just sprays on you in a specific area.

However, If im pressed for time or I need to clean myself to a degree that I can't do just by taking a bath, then I take showers. Showers are only necessary IMO if you need to conserve water, are short on time, or need to get yourself really clean.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-10 03:39am

Well, no sense in being a dirty asshole, when you can have a clean crapper.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-10 08:50am

Kramer said it best:

"Baths? Nuh-uh: sitting in a tepid pool of my own filth, germs having SEX all around me!"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-10 08:50am

Stormbringer wrote:To get clean I take a shower. To relax I take a nice hot bath.

What my man said here.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-03-10 11:39am

Stormbringer wrote:To relax I take a nice hot bath.

Especially if it has jacuzzi jets.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-10 09:37pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Superman wrote:I like showers so that I can pee while I am bathing.
The important question is, do you pee in the shower, or go for the toilet next to the shower?

I pee down the the shower drain, sometimes while Im waiting for the water to get hot and have not stepped in yet.

I bet you all wanted to know that.!

Why the hell would you urinate in the toilet while you're in the shower? You'll make a mess.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-10 09:41pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Not if two consenting adults know how to do it right.
*g* You're not going to define anal sex as a fundamental part of civilization?

I think anal sex is best done in an uncivilized manner, complete with dirty talk and spanking

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-10 09:42pm

As long as noone do like a certain Cosmo Kramer and make salad at the same time

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-10 09:48pm

Montcalm wrote:As long as noone do like a certain Cosmo Kramer and make salad at the same time

There's always eating a sandwich like Joey.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-11 07:01am

Showers; usually on weekdays five-six minute showers. Weekend showers are usually later(I don't wake up until 10) and longer.

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2003-03-11 07:03am

Nice hot bubble bath, a few beers and a good book.....NOW THATS RELAXATION. Shower to get clean takes 5 to 10 minutes.

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2003-03-11 07:15am

Baths, seeing the bubbles when you fart makes it all worth it.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-03-11 07:27am

As I only have a shower in my bath, I'll go for shower

But a bath is the ultimate in relaxation.

And I can't understand people showering in the morning. I'm an evening shower-type. Shower in the morning really kills me...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-11 10:26am

Dahak wrote:And I can't understand people showering in the morning. I'm an evening shower-type. Shower in the morning really kills me...

For me, morning shower = coffee.

It's how I wake up.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-11 10:27am

Zaia wrote:
Dahak wrote:And I can't understand people showering in the morning. I'm an evening shower-type. Shower in the morning really kills me...
For me, morning shower = coffee.

It's how I wake up.

You too, huh?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-11 10:33am

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.

It's how I wake up.
You too, huh?

Absolutely. It's a much more pleasant way to wake up than drinking nasty coffee, plus my hair is SO much easier to do when I shower in the morning. If I shower and then go to sleep, I wake up looking like Medusa.

NOT an attractive site. Way too hard to tame that way.

Somehow I don't think you shower in the morning for the same reasons, Durandal....

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-03-11 10:34am

Both have their advantages. Baths are relaxing and showers get you clean.