2004: Trojan War movie!!!!!!!!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:16am

Called Troy.

Achilles: Brad Pitt.
Paris: Orlando Bloom.

and Hector: Australia's own Eric Bana (who's seen Chopper?)- oh all right the guy in Blackhawk Down for you Amis.

AND SEAN FUCKING BEAN AS ODYSSEUS! BOROMIR/ SHARPE'S RIFLES/ 006!!!! RULES!!!

Hope they don't fuck it up.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-11 10:21am

Vympel wrote:
Hope they don't fuck it up.

They will. I believe it's highly unlikely that it will be any good. Though with those actors they must at least have a decent budget.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:21am

Director: Wolfgang Petersen.

Das Boot was good. As for the rest of his films since then ...

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-11 10:23am

There is actually 2 movies on Alexander the Great in development now as well.. 2004 they say is the year of the historical drama

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-11 10:25am

theski wrote:There is actually 2 movies on Alexander the Great in development now as well.. 2004 they say is the year of the historical drama

Likely the year of maximum shittyness as well.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:27am

theski wrote:There is actually 2 movies on Alexander the Great in development now as well.. 2004 they say is the year of the historical drama

The Alexander the Great movies worry me.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-03-11 10:30am

Vympel wrote:
theski wrote:There is actually 2 movies on Alexander the Great in development now as well.. 2004 they say is the year of the historical drama
The Alexander the Great movies worry me.

Especially if Leo is playing in one of them.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 10:32am

I hope it goes well, but it's funny, there is always some year fad isn' there?

Remember in 1998 when it was Deep Impact and Armageddon and so on.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:36am

It's swords and sandals time again, guys.

But with Sean Fucking Bean as Odysseus- fuck I'd watch that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-11 10:37am

Word has it that Claire Forlani was supposed to be in it.

And they're still looking for Helen. After all, her face has to launch a thousand ships.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:39am

neoolong wrote:Word has it that Claire Forlani was supposed to be in it.

And they're still looking for Helen. After all, her face has to launch a thousand ships.

Her face can launch my ship anytime.

Don't you just love it how anything can be turned into lewd inneuendo?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-11 10:49am

Vympel wrote:
neoolong wrote:Word has it that Claire Forlani was supposed to be in it.

And they're still looking for Helen. After all, her face has to launch a thousand ships.
Her face can launch my ship anytime.

Don't you just love it how anything can be turned into lewd inneuendo?

I'm sure more than her face is capable of launching ships.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-11 10:51am

Rosanne can play the role of the big wooden horse.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-11 10:58am

Vympel wrote:But with Sean Fucking Bean as Odysseus- fuck I'd watch that.

*nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod*

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-03-11 11:26am

Yeah, the Trojan War...

Where's my Kursk movie?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 11:28am

Vympel wrote:It's swords and sandals time again, guys.

But with Sean Fucking Bean as Odysseus- fuck I'd watch that.

They have a cave troll... uh, sorry. They have a fuck off huge wooden mech in the shape of a horse!

AAIIIIIIEEEEE!

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-03-11 04:35pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I hope it goes well, but it's funny, there is always some year fad isn' there?

Remember in 1998 when it was Deep Impact and Armageddon and so on.

Yeah Hollywood goes through phases. Each studio (IE Warner, Fox, Columbia) get wind of what the other studio's are doing and so they set something of the same nature into the pipeline.

Spiderman - Daredevil - The Hulk...the comic book phase. Were now in a phase of sequels with both Matrix movies out this year, Terminator 3, Spiderman 2 coming along with Shrek 2 next year, Bad Boys 2, X-Men 2, Charlies Angels 2 Full Throttle [change of topic, does anyone remember the Full Throttle game by LucasArts?], LotR: Return Of The King, Batman 5 is due end of this year of middle of next, Indiana Jones IV starts shooting in May, Leathal Weapon 5 is due out soon after which Mel Gibson will start on Mad Max 4: Road To Fury, Tomb Raider 2...need I go on.

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-03-11 04:37pm

Oh forgot to add to that, the new Alexander The Great movie coming up looks set to feature Vin Diesel. Rumours go that James Cameron is getting onboard somewhere either Directing or Producing which is always good news for me.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-11 07:51pm

Cool! Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom goin' Greek! (you DO know what I mean, don't you?

)

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-11 09:49pm

Yay! The Trojan War! This will be interesting.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-03-11 10:10pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Cool! Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom goin' Greek! (you DO know what I mean, don't you? )

Ack.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-12 12:47am

The Great Unbearded One wrote:Oh forgot to add to that, the new Alexander The Great movie coming up looks set to feature Vin Diesel.

Aw, you're kidding me!

The only movie of his that I liked was Pitch Black. Well, this isn't his typical lame action movie, so maybe it'll be good. (I hope)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-12 12:49am

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-03-12 12:51am

I bet for all these movies the good guys are all American sounding and the bad guys are all Arabic.

BTW: Where is the Persian Wars movie?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-12 12:51am

One of the Alexander the Great movies is being done by Baz Luhrmann. This seriously concerns me...

Oh well, we always have Gladiator.

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