Showers versus Baths

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 10:34am

Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.

It's how I wake up.
You too, huh?
Absolutely. It's a much more pleasant way to wake up than drinking nasty coffee, plus my hair is SO much easier to do when I shower in the morning. If I shower and then go to sleep, I wake up looking like Medusa. NOT an attractive site. Way too hard to tame that way.

Somehow I don't think you shower in the morning for the same reasons, Durandal....

Dammit, I thought you showered in coffee then! Maybe I need some caffeine right about now...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-11 10:36am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Dammit, I thought you showered in coffee then! Maybe I need some caffeine right about now...

*winces* Oww.... That would hurt.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:37am

Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.

It's how I wake up.
You too, huh?
Absolutely. It's a much more pleasant way to wake up than drinking nasty coffee, plus my hair is SO much easier to do when I shower in the morning. If I shower and then go to sleep, I wake up looking like Medusa. NOT an attractive site. Way too hard to tame that way.

Somehow I don't think you shower in the morning for the same reasons, Durandal....

mmmmmmmmm ... Medusa ....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-11 10:44am

Vympel wrote:mmmmmmmmm ... Medusa ....

LOL

Hey Vym, marry me, would ya?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-11 10:46am

Zaia wrote:
LOL

Hey Vym, marry me, would ya?

I'd love to, except that seeing as how I have yet to know more than the passing romantic affections of a woman (and boy do I mean passing), a mickey mouse wedding straight off the bat would be- damaging?

(though I am doing immigration law this semester- there are other ways you could stay for a few years, I'm sure)

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-11 10:50am

Vympel wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL
Hey Vym, marry me, would ya?

I'd love to, except that seeing as how I have yet to know more than the passing romantic affections of a woman (and boy do I mean passing), a mickey mouse wedding straight off the bat would be- damaging?

(though I am doing immigration law this semester- there are other ways you could stay for a few years, I'm sure)

Le sigh... *walks off dejectedly over this rejection, ends up at the bathtub--turns on the water, slides shirt over head and then--*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-11 10:50am

Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.

It's how I wake up.

That doesn't work for me. Hot water always makes me want to go to sleep, which is why I shower at night. For morning showers, I have to use lukewarm/cold water, or I end up back in bed.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 11:38am

*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-11 12:00pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*

Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.

Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 12:53pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.

Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*

Yay?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-11 02:00pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.

Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*

And Sympathy-Sex Man leaps into action!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 02:02pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.

Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*
And Sympathy-Sex Man leaps into action!

Not so fast, buddy. That's mah job!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-11 02:08pm

Bullshit, Shoulder-to-Cry-On Boy. You stand by and get sexually frustrated while I work my mojo. Now go back to the Condom Cave!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 02:09pm

Durandal wrote:Bullshit, Shoulder-to-Cry-On Boy. You stand by and get sexually frustrated while I work my mojo. Now go back to the Condom Cave!

Don't make me... get... angrier at you!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-11 02:12pm

Idle threats. Off to the Condom Cave with you!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 02:14pm

I'll be back!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-11 02:26pm

<dramatically>
And I'll be waiting.
</dramatically>

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-11 02:31pm

Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.

i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 02:34pm

Durandal wrote:<dramatically>
And I'll be waiting.
</dramatically>

Dammit, why'd it double post on such a serious note.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-11 02:40pm

salm wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?

Get a bigger tub.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-11 05:57pm

Durandal wrote:
salm wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?
Get a bigger tub.

yay!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-03-11 06:21pm

aerius wrote:If it's taking you 15 minutes to take a shower you're doing something wrong, either that or you're having too much fun.

Heck it can take me 30 minutes simply because I forget the time, especially in the mornings, when I just stand there in a foggy daze letting hot water rince over me.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-11 06:23pm

His Divine Shadow wrote: Heck it can take me 30 minutes simply because I forget the time, especially in the mornings, when I just stand there in a foggy daze letting hot water rince over me.

Hey, you do that too?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-11 06:26pm

salm wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?

Woman on top, with the water moderately deep so that you can lie back and she can grip the sides of the bathtub for support. You should be able to finger her ass in this position while she grinds on you. Mind you, it helps to have a slightly oversized tub.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-03-11 06:27pm

Zoink wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: Heck it can take me 30 minutes simply because I forget the time, especially in the mornings, when I just stand there in a foggy daze letting hot water rince over me.
Hey, you do that too?

No, not really, I lied.