They vandalized another McD! ALF?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-11 02:57pm

Dammit, I think the Animal Liberation Front hit another McDonald's in my town! It might not be the ALF this time...

www.chicoer.com

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-11 02:59pm

Here is a better link:

http://www.chicoer.com/articles/2003/03 ... /news2.txt

Yeah, it was the ALF again. Dammit, leave our McD's alone! You have made a powerful enemy, ALF!

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-11 03:00pm

Superman wrote:Dammit, I think the Animal Liberation Front hit another McDonald's in my town! It might not be the ALF this time...

www.chicoer.com

No more mister nice guy, its time for McDonald's to send out the heavy artillery (i.e. Grimace, the Hamburglar, the fry guys, and Mayor McCheese) against these salad munchers!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-11 03:03pm

It is time for me to dawn a cape and mask and turn into my alter ego, "Meat Man!" The ALF is going down...

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-11 03:07pm

Superman wrote:It is time for me to dawn a cape and mask and turn into my alter ego, "Meat Man!" The ALF is going down...

I keep picturing that scene from PCU with the anti-meat protesters outside the cafeteria

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-11 03:10pm

Superman wrote:It is time for me to dawn a cape and mask and turn into my alter ego, "Meat Man!" The ALF is going down...

I'd like to see those morons trampled by a cattle stampede.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-11 03:13pm

This is why I like working in the funeral home. Nobody ever messes with the funeral homes.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-11 03:16pm

A friend of mine went to Chico State in the 80s, does the sweatshirt logo still have three cats chugging beer?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-11 03:18pm

No, the logo is a "Wild Cat" now. We made the number two party college on Playboy's list for last year, though.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-11 03:30pm

Jeez. That just sucks.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-11 03:31pm

Yeah, you would think that they would hit a place that at least serves real meat.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-11 03:36pm

Why would they even attack McDonald everyone knows its imitation meat

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-11 03:54pm

Actually, what McDonalds gets from the factories is real meat. They just add 8 times the amount of junk to the meat.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-11 03:58pm

Yuck i think i`m gonna barf

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-03-11 04:24pm

Superman wrote:Dammit, I think the Animal Liberation Front hit another McDonald's in my town! It might not be the ALF this time...

www.chicoer.com

More stupidity from the ALF. The article says the Mc'donalds was going to be demolished anyway

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-11 04:24pm

Montcalm wrote:Yuck i think i`m gonna barf

Hey, but at least it's real.

"Our burgers are 100% real beef. But we aren't gonna tell what kind of beef it is, though."

Anyway, something has to be done about those ALF buffoons. I say we put them in a prison, with a special twist: All the meals contain meat.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-03-11 04:28pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Anyway, something has to be done about those ALF buffoons. I say we put them in a prison, with a special twist: All the meals contain meat.

Why just let them starve themselves? I say we take away their vitiamen(sp?) supplements so they'll be nice and weak when bubba wants "private time"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-11 06:10pm

What if Islamic fundies started bombing McD's?

'Put a smile on...the face of Allah!!!'

-boom-

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-11 06:16pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What if Islamic fundies started bombing McD's?

'Put a smile on...the face of Allah!!!'

-boom-

I was wondering when you'd say something like that.

Aren't militant Islamic fundies already blowing up fast-food restaurants in some places in the Middle East?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-11 06:22pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:What if Islamic fundies started bombing McD's?

'Put a smile on...the face of Allah!!!'

-boom-
I was wondering when you'd say something like that.

Aren't militant Islamic fundies already blowing up fast-food restaurants in some places in the Middle East?

They have better things to do.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-11 06:22pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Yuck i think i`m gonna barf
Hey, but at least it's real.

"Our burgers are 100% real beef. But we aren't gonna tell what kind of beef it is, though."

Anyway, something has to be done about those ALF buffoons. I say we put them in a prison, with a special twist: All the meals contain meat.

Actually, they say their burgers are 100% All Beef. "All Beef" is a brand name.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-11 06:27pm

I think i know what their meat is remember Demolition Man

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-11 08:06pm

I was wondering when you'd say something like that.

What? You didn't find it amusing?

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-03-11 08:12pm

What if Anti-Allah God hurls dog's meat at your Allah?

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