ROTFLMAO- The Anti-porn guy's website pornolized!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-11 07:27pm

ridiculously long link

The "Fuckface" Website of Anti-Porn Guy

*dies laughing*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-03-11 07:30pm

Oh shit thats funny!!! I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-03-11 07:31pm

Read the Bible verse on the bottom.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-11 07:32pm

I think there's a reason this guy's anti-porn.. that way people will need to release their sexual frustrations more and a person like him MIGHT get laid.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-11 07:35pm

Failure to obey the muff sniffing NDC will be subject to a deep throating fine NOT exceeding $10,000 and/or up to 30 fists imprisonment.

I support the good moral crusaders in Washington, D.C. who are fingering tougher on the War on Cuntlapps

Prison creams will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their blows 24/7 (i.e. NEVER titty fucking their cell during incarceration).
Fistfucks will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a raiding prison cell.
Disobedient or rebellious fingers can be beaten by the fomps as punishment.
ANY inmate that muff sniffs to escape will be browned on site

I support fisting a Federal "Suck my tits dry" Anti-Vice "Fill me up" Squad (FAVS) that will enforce all the morality gangbangs enacted once fellow felchs are elected to high positions in government

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-11 07:35pm

I have tears in my eyes right now....

Try DW's site

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-11 07:37pm

Exonerate wrote:

Read the Bible verse on the bottom.

Felchs, love your wives, as Christ loved the deep throating church and gave Himself up for her, so that He might sanctify her, having plowed her by the washing of water with the wanking Word, that He might present the church to Himself in unclefucks splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such things--that she might be holy and faultless. Even so muff sniffs should love their asslicks as (being in a cuntlicking sense) their own fists. He who spews his wife loves himself. For no man ever hated his own flesh, but gangbangs and carefully protects and cherishes it, as Christ does the sucking church. Because we are members (parts) of His body. For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother and shall be spewed to his wife and the gamahucheing two shall become one flesh. Asslicks mystery is very great, but I speak spewing (the relation of) Christ and the church. However, let each man of you (without exception) love his wife (being in a sense) his very own self; and let the wife see that she gamahuches and reverences her husband--that she ballbusts him, regards him, farts him, prefers him, venerates and raids him; and that she defers to him, praises him and loves and shafts him exceedingly." (Unclefucks 5:25-33)

HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-11 07:40pm

Damnit fgalkin, I was just going to post that lovely bible verse....

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-11 07:44pm

Click here to see photos of Anti-Porn "Bitch" Guy.

My favorite Bible quotes are....

"Do you not know that the assfucking wicked will not inherit the gangbanging kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sex fighting sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male deep throats nor homosexual deep throats nor barfs nor the fisting greedy nor drunkards nor plows nor fucks will inherit the sucking kingdom of God." (1 Sucks 6:9-10)

"Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave Himself up for her, so that He might sanctify her, having barfed her by the entering dripping of water with the Word, that He might present the cocksucking church to Himself in cocksucks splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such smoochs--that she might be holy and faultless. Even so husbands should love their cuntlapps as (being in a farting sense) their own unclefucks. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no man ever sex fighted his own flesh, but licks and carefully gamahuches and farts it, as Christ creams the raunching church. Because we are barfs (fingers) of His body. For deep throats reason a man shall leave his father and his mother and shall be joined to his wife and the two shall become one flesh. This mystery is very great, but I speak concerning (the relation of) Christ and the gamahucheing church. However, let each man of you (without exception) love his wife (being in a motherfucking sense) his very own self; and let the dripping wife see that she respects and reverences her husband--that she bangs him, regards him, gangbangs him, prefers him, venerates and titty fucks him; and that she defers to him, praises him and loves and plows him exceedingly." (Ephesians 5:25-33)

"Shafted are they which are jerked for righteousness' sake: for fomps is the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 5:10)

"But as for these creams of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them before me." (Luke 19:27)

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-03-11 07:46pm

Zoink wrote:I have tears in my eyes right now.... Try DW's site

I just did.

Some choice quotes:

The squirting ranks of the cuntlicking resurgent Empire continue to swell. What say you, citizen? Are you ready to join the wad pulling Empire? Are you ready to fight for the deep throating glory of Coruscant? If you are, then join now. Fight for your people. Fight for your Emperor!

Young cadet, it is time for you to prove your mettle. It is time for you to bring civilization to the uncivilized, backward wanks who live in this "Federation". Let the muff sniffing slaughter begin!

"Backward Wanks"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-11 07:47pm

It is also possible to track down the owner of dracoalliance himself, but he has already been assfucked with no effect.

I like this one from SD.Net itself.

EDIT: Check out the Pornolized SD.Net BBS, if you dare...

The most obscene thing there could ever be

EDIT 2: Anyone else tried DarkStar's site like this?

Numerous minor creams: the titty fucking warp maneuvering article regarding the "Canamar"[ENT2] prison barge, the Wanks "Cock Sucker" Fallacy page titty fucking "Cause and Effect"[TNG5], and the Overview page, deleting the bit about Fucks not having been seen in atmosphere (thanks to GAT for raunching me of them at Bespin).

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-11 08:00pm

Temjin wrote:
Zoink wrote:I have tears in my eyes right now.... Try DW's site
I just did.

You're not the first one to do that.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... pornolized

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-11 08:03pm

I enjoy assfucks. I hope to run for local office in the near future.

Best. Line. Ever.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-11 08:05pm

Durran Korr wrote:
I enjoy assfucks. I hope to run for local office in the near future.
Best. Line. Ever.

What was the original quote? Where was it?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-11 08:06pm

thats brilliant.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-11 08:06pm

RogueIce wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
I enjoy assfucks. I hope to run for local office in the near future.
Best. Line. Ever.
What was the original quote? Where was it?

Not sure.

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-03-11 08:22pm

fgalkin wrote:
Temjin wrote:
Zoink wrote:I have tears in my eyes right now.... Try DW's site
I just did.

You're not the first one to do that.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... pornolized

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Like I'm supposed to remeber what was posted 5 months ago? How good do you think my memory is?

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2003-03-11 08:22pm

Sex fights guy is an farts troll on ASVS, dubbed by many as a Timothy "Bastard" Sucks clone and asslicked by Star "Cock Sucker" Charvers and Star "Thrushmore" Trek motherfucks alike for his dishonest debate wad pulls. After getting fed up with his pollution of my web board, I spewed him out.

About Darkstar on the Hate "Bumbanger" Page.

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-03-11 08:24pm

Durran Korr wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: Best. Line. Ever.
What was the original quote? Where was it?
Not sure.

"I enjoy politics. I hope to run for local office in the near future."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-11 08:30pm

Hehe. Ironic justice.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-11 08:32pm

Temjin wrote:"I enjoy politics. I hope to run for local office in the near future."

So where was this quote located?

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-03-11 08:35pm

RogueIce wrote:
Temjin wrote:"I enjoy politics. I hope to run for local office in the near future."
So where was this quote located?

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

I believe the original is gone.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-11 08:49pm

How ironic. The Anti-Porn guy gets his site "pornolized". As for SD.net, I didn't think we could be talking about sex any more than we do now.

Anyway, I was planning on parodying the Anti-Porn guy's site (Making a long post which has his site copied, and comments added by me)

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-11 08:51pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:How ironic. The Anti-Porn guy gets his site "pornolized". As for SD.net, I didn't think we could be talking about sex any more than we do now.

we can always try!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-11 08:52pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:How ironic. The Anti-Porn guy gets his site "pornolized". As for SD.net, I didn't think we could be talking about sex any more than we do now.

Anyway, I was planning on parodying the Anti-Porn guy's site (Making a long post which has his site copied, and comments added by me)

Great minds think alike, eh.

HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin