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I don' know about you, but me and my friends have a habit of finding cool things that could be used as a weapon and named them.

Like a pole I found, it was part of a dust pan, but it was pretty strong. I called it Extreme Predujudice, so in case I ever need to take someone out with it.

My friend has a chair leg called Kicker Beater, cause he goes to an agg high school.

Also I have the workings of a great new weapons, I need a long nail, and ingrave one it "Some Sense". Then I combine it with a nice sturdy wooden baseball bat. That way I can beat the "Some Sense" into stupid people.
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* I have a large two-by four signed by all my old school chums, both teachers and students and on the back, it took me awhile but what gives it is name are all tweleve making it *The Board of Education

(Its Version Two, The first my old History Teacher still has is a broken cabinet door we all got signed)

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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Well, at least its less strange than some of the things people have been known to give names to

You damn well know what I mean by that.....
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I don't need chair legs or sharp objects. All I need is a cane to whack people in the shins with. I could call him "Cousin Shinnie".
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At Field Training I named my M-16 "Indiscriminate Justice."
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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

When I was in my late teens and early 20's I worked in the the warehouse of an amusement park.

We had an iron stick with a hook on it that we used to sometimes straighten out the top box in a stack of boxes.

Anyhoo, we called it "Be Normal Stick" because we thought it would be better suited to hitting people who acted in a non-approved by us manner. :P
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I'll just keep my winchester rifle thank you.
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305 Dawgfighters!


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When I was in the SCA, we called my "sword" Thunder. That way whenever I knocked another fighter on his ass, my team yelled "You've been Thunder Struck!"
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