HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAIA!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-12 02:30pm

IG-88E wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote: AH-HA an ew oppnent...Iggy left after...I dunno...but I'll take you on with my roll of card board tubing!!!

*looks around for a new paddle, but sees none*

Hmmmm...

*bitchslaps GH*

Owwwww

*wonks Iggy*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-12 02:32pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Noooooooooooooooooooo *deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOO...!
Can I watch you being spanked?
Hmmmm...do you just want to watch or would you like to participate?

Mmmmm, although, you're going to have to wait until this massage is over, darlin'. I love getting massaged.... *drifts off to heaven*

*Drop kicks Durandal*

I can do massages quite well.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-12 02:32pm

Hmmm...uh...wonks Iggy again

Yeah that the ticket

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 02:33pm

Boys, boys, boys... Play nicely, would you please?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:33pm

IG-88E wrote:
Durandal wrote:<sits down with Zaia and begins massaging her while the morons go at it with paddles>
*breaks paddle over Durandal's head for that one*

<the paddle causes no damage due to rapidly-expanding ego>

Honestly, can't you two just let a guy massage a sexy woman on her birthday? You're just so insensitive.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-12 02:34pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
IG-88E wrote: *looks around for a new paddle, but sees none*

Hmmmm...

*bitchslaps GH*
Owwwww

*wonks Iggy*

Wonk?

Whatever, must go to work now...grrrr.

Later all!

David · Post by **David** » 2003-03-12 02:34pm

Best wishes Zaia!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-12 02:36pm

Durandal wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Durandal wrote:<sits down with Zaia and begins massaging her while the morons go at it with paddles>
*breaks paddle over Durandal's head for that one*
<the paddle causes no damage due to rapidly-expanding ego>

Honestly, can't you two just let a guy massage a sexy woman on her birthday? You're just so insensitive.

*Thinks about it a second*......hmmmm, you may have a point

*wonks* Duranadal

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:38pm

Ghost Rider wrote:*wonks* Duranadal

That would be a miss, seeing as how you spelled my name incorrectly. Aside from that, my ego is still preventing any further interference from you.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-12 02:39pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Durandal wrote:
IG-88E wrote: *breaks paddle over Durandal's head for that one*
<the paddle causes no damage due to rapidly-expanding ego>

Honestly, can't you two just let a guy massage a sexy woman on her birthday? You're just so insensitive.
*Thinks about it a second*......hmmmm, you may have a point

*wonks* Duranadal

Just one letter out...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-12 02:40pm

Durandal wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:*wonks* Duranadal
That would be a miss, seeing as how you spelled my name incorrectly. Aside from that, my ego is still preventing any further interference from you.

Curse you and your logic...fine

*wonks* Durandal....ha got you that time!!!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:43pm

I don't think Zaia would be too happy to have her masseuse get knocked unconscious just when I was getting to all the knots.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 02:46pm

I think you're on to something there, Durandal...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:48pm

Zaia wrote:I think you're on to something there, Durandal...

Just tell me where it feels tight ...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-12 02:50pm

Durandal wrote:I don't think Zaia would be too happy to have her masseuse get knocked unconscious just when I was getting to all the knots.

Eh Valdemar can be the new masseuse

or maybe I'll wonk him instead....choices choices.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:52pm

Go wonk yourself.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-12 02:53pm

Durandal wrote:Go wonk yourself.

Nah...I'll just go wonk Valdemar

Besides hitting myself will cause me pain...and I get that from work already

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-03-12 02:57pm

Happy birthday! And just to save everyone else the trouble...

*hits self on the head with a brick*

Ow.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-12 02:59pm

Durandal wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:*wonks* Duranadal
That would be a miss, seeing as how you spelled my name incorrectly. Aside from that, my ego is still preventing any further interference from you.

Developing your own analogue to the Darkstar WoI I see

I know the weaknesses though

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 03:00pm

The Ego defense is impenetrable. Just ask Strowbridge.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-12 03:01pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:I think you're on to something there, Durandal...
Just tell me where it feels tight ...

*snaps fingers and Durandal is suddenly giving Johanson a rubdown*

Ooooh just when you started using the hot oil too...

<ducks swinging clubs and paddles>

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-12 03:02pm

Durandal wrote:The Ego defense is impenetrable. Just ask Strowbridge.

Don't make me start using the Rant attack.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-12 03:03pm

<looks around, dodging an enraged Durandal>

So what exactly did I miss here again, anyhow?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-12 03:03pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Durandal wrote:Go wonk yourself.
Nah...I'll just go wonk Valdemar

Besides hitting myself will cause me pain...and I get that from work already

No, you will most certainly NOT "wonk" Valdemar.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 03:04pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:I think you're on to something there, Durandal...
Just tell me where it feels tight ...
*snaps fingers and Durandal is suddenly giving Johanson a rubdown*

Ooooh just when you started using the hot oil too...

<ducks swinging clubs and paddles>

That was uncalled for.