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Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
How can you possibly insinuate that Wedge is a moron? You're really starting to irk me.
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You HAVE to admit that Wedge is a bit of comic relief! Maybe moron is the wrong word, but c'mon... He's only ever a half-serious character.
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The man as a character has shown at least intellignece and has almost been never been used even the same lveel of comedy relief that Jar-Jar or even the Ewoks on any level.

So what the heck?
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Queeb Salaron wrote:You HAVE to admit that Wedge is a bit of comic relief! Maybe moron is the wrong word, but c'mon... He's only ever a half-serious character.
Everyone knows the comic relief in Star Wars are R2D2 and C3P0.
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Yes, this is true. Wedge is intelligent. The point I was trying to make was that he was clumsy. And he tends to die a lot. That being said, is he even capable of fighting Jar Jar without dying?

Again, "moron" was the wrong word.
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[quote="Montcalm]Everyone knows the comic relief in Star Wars are R2D2 and C3P0.[/quote]
True. But Wedge also didn't get a whole lot of screentime. I was talking primarily about the books.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Yes, this is true. Wedge is intelligent. The point I was trying to make was that he was clumsy. And he tends to die a lot. That being said, is he even capable of fighting Jar Jar without dying?

Again, "moron" was the wrong word.
Where did he *die* a lot?

I mean so far throughout Star Wars he has always been shown compentent and a helluva a pilot. Wes and Janson maybe....but Wedge, are you seeing and reading the same things we are?
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Yes, this is true. Wedge is intelligent. The point I was trying to make was that he was clumsy. And he tends to die a lot. That being said, is he even capable of fighting Jar Jar without dying?

Again, "moron" was the wrong word.
Where did he *die* a lot?

I mean so far throughout Star Wars he has always been shown compentent and a helluva a pilot. Wes and Janson maybe....but Wedge, are you seeing and reading the same things we are?
Maybe he has bootleg comic where Wedge dies every time :?
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Queeb Salaron wrote:You HAVE to admit that Wedge is a bit of comic relief! Maybe moron is the wrong word, but c'mon... He's only ever a half-serious character.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
Are you sure you know who Wedge is?

PS - Mods, I accidentally hit submit that's why there is a blank post. Please delete it.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:You HAVE to admit that Wedge is a bit of comic relief! Maybe moron is the wrong word, but c'mon... He's only ever a half-serious character.
Where do you get this from? Wedge didn't strike me as being comic relief in the movies, and NEVER in the X-wing series.
Yes, this is true. Wedge is intelligent. The point I was trying to make was that he was clumsy. And he tends to die a lot. That being said, is he even capable of fighting Jar Jar without dying?
Clumsy? Dies a lot? Arre we talking about the same person here?:|
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
Are you sure you know who Wedge is?
I have to ask the same question. Moron? Comic relief? Clumsy? Dies alot? I don't know who you think you are talking about but sure ain't Wedge Antilles.
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Could he be refering to Wes? That or it's time for his meds.
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in the bok I JEDI wedge shows no stupedity in every book he showsno stupedity on the other hand jar jar didnt do any thing he was barly even comic relef so learn you characters plz



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Queeb Salaron wrote:Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
:x That warrants a VI if anything ever did, Wedge is the greatest SW character ever, I would like to see you bag 2 death stars and if he doesn't know who Wedge is then he still deserves a VI :twisted: .
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TheDarkling wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
:x That warrants a VI if anything ever did, Wedge is the greatest SW character ever, I would like to see you bag 2 death stars and if he doesn't know who Wedge is then he still deserves a VI :twisted: .
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Darth Pounder wrote:Could he be refering to Wes? That or it's time for his meds.
I guess you`re right he mixed up the best X-Wing pilot with the whiny Wes Crusher from ST TNG.
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I was thinking Janson, but even if he does mean janson he's still a dick. Janson is my favourite character ever but he does almost die a lot. OTOH he could mean Corran who also almost dies quite a bit and is an annoying character.
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I thought this was a battle of the morons, so who is Queeb Salaron fighting? :roll:
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Himself, or rather one of his other sock puppets.
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I'm still confused. Even if this Queeb is somehow refering to Janson, Corran or Crusher, how can a character die a lot. Isn't that pretty much something a character can only do once? This isn't Highlander where the characters can survive a 'death' here and there.
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Bartman wrote:I'm still confused. Even if this Queeb is somehow refering to Janson, Corran or Crusher, how can a character die a lot. Isn't that pretty much something a character can only do once? This isn't Highlander where the characters can survive a 'death' here and there.
He must be referring to Kenny from South park. That is the only character i can think of who dies a lot.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Ok, I know I've been posting a lot recently, but this one gets interesting. Wedge Antilles vs. Jar Jar Binks. I want you guys to avoid the "they'd end up killing themselves" thing. While it may be true... it just kills a string.
Maybe he meant Reg Barkley?
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Maybe he's a moron.
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