Adam Versus Eve

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-12 02:25pm

which would you prefer?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 02:26pm

No contest.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-12 02:30pm

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot....

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » 2003-03-12 02:31pm

I'd like both.

Bartman · Post by **Bartman** » 2003-03-12 02:38pm

You left some relevent information off the poll.

Option one should point out the inclusion of monthly cramping and bleeding for much of your adult life, and the on average reduced physical strength.

Option one should mention the reduced lifespan, among other things.

Life isn't just a wild party of orgasms and peeing.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-12 02:44pm

Bartman wrote:Life isn't just a wild party of orgasms and peeing.

But it damn well should be.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 02:44pm

Well, if you just take what the poll says, it wants to know which would you rather have: multiple orgasms or the capacity to pee whilst standing? No other factors.

Of those two, I know which I'd pick. Hellllllllllllllo?!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:46pm

Going anywhere, anytime is by far a bigger advantage. I really can't fathom multiple orgasms, anyway. Once I'm done, I'm done (for the next 20 minutes or so). I have no qualms with my current orgasmic situation, other than the fact that it's been a while since the last female-induced one.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-12 02:49pm

Pee standing up. Hitting the bullseye on the urinal is too entertaining.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-12 02:53pm

well that's interesting...half and half as of this time.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 02:54pm

Durran Korr wrote:Pee standing up. Hitting the bullseye on the urinal is too entertaining.

And let's be honest. A good piss after downing a decent amount of beer can be orgasmic by itself.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-12 02:55pm

Hell, yes, it feels sooooo good when you've had to hold it a long time.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-12 03:08pm

Zaia wrote:Of those two, I know which I'd pick. Hellllllllllllllo?!

Peeing right? Cause that would solve all the bathroom arguments? Everybody could agree on a toilet seat position.

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2003-03-12 05:27pm

basing my vote on this train of thought:

"........coffee....chemistry....damn homework...oo funny thread.....need wee now!"

NB: i didnt wee in my chair, i went to the toilet.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-12 05:31pm

i like your quotes tony

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 05:33pm

Wow, I guess what they say about ignorance being bliss is true after all...

Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 05:39pm

Zaia wrote:Wow, I guess what they say about ignorance being bliss is true after all...

Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.

Men aren't built for multiple orgasms. We can barely handle one. Ever see that look on a guy's face at the point of maximum joy? He doesn't look so good, does he? It's one of those "just crossed the tape at the Boston Marathon" kind of faces.

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2003-03-12 05:48pm

Ever see that look on a guy's face at the point of maximum joy?

Cant say i have. Not entirely sure i want to.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-12 05:53pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:Wow, I guess what they say about ignorance being bliss is true after all...

Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.
Men aren't built for multiple orgasms. We can barely handle one. Ever see that look on a guy's face at the point of maximum joy? He doesn't look so good, does he? It's one of those "just crossed the tape at the Boston Marathon" kind of faces.

You mean you guys don't have multiple orgasms?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-12 05:57pm

hey, women can pee standing up. they can pee extremely fast as well.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-12 06:03pm

ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-12 06:07pm

Rye wrote:ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".

How about automatic firing capabilities?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-12 06:34pm

Durandal wrote:
Rye wrote:ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".
How about automatic firing capabilities?

Where's that picture of that cup thing for women to pee standing up with?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-12 06:39pm

neoolong wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Rye wrote:ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".
How about automatic firing capabilities?
Where's that picture of that cup thing for women to pee standing up with?

MAHOK!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-12 08:32pm

I so did not need to see that. I wanna vote for both.

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