So I was watching Enterforaprise the other day...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-13 06:05pm

...and got to wondering, WHERE ARE THE DAMN MINISKIRTS? Are B&B homos are something? If I'm gonna waste several thousand brain cells watching that crap, I should at least get to see some TOS era thigh!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-03-13 06:32pm

It's Pre-Federation days, Archer and the others are essentially astronaughts.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-13 06:37pm

Aya wrote:It's Pre-Federation days, Archer and the others are essentially astronaughts.

......Um....no. Its been established that others from Earth have taken to the stars before. The only thing thats supposedly special about the Enterprise is that it can go Warp 4.5 I think, that harldy puts them in a place of the astronaughts of today. They certainly aren't goingboldlywhere no man has gone before, thats for sure.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-13 08:14pm

Yup. It isn't boldly going to places Mayweather has gone before. It's supposed to be bodly going where no one has gone before.

Oh, and it looks like the uniforms are supposed to look pragmatic and utalitarian. So no miniskirts.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-13 08:21pm

It's much simpler than what you people are saying. B & B are rewriting the history of Trek.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-13 08:34pm

Superman wrote:It's much simpler than what you people are saying. B & B are rewriting the history of Trek.

That will fix the continuity error,screw-up the past make a war with the romulan have James T Kirk great grandfather killed case closed

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2003-03-13 11:43pm

Montcalm wrote:
Superman wrote:It's much simpler than what you people are saying. B & B are rewriting the history of Trek.
That will fix the continuity error,screw-up the past make a war with the romulan have James T Kirk great grandfather killed case closed

Thus ending the Federation Cause Kirk is no longer there to save it time and time again

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-16 12:18pm

I think they replaced the mini-skirts for body wrapping clothing. Its just a different trend is all.

I saw a picture of the lady that plays Hoshi with her hair down. She is actually quite an attractive girl, Im not sure why they try to hide that.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-16 12:22pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I think they replaced the mini-skirts for body wrapping clothing. Its just a different trend is all.

I saw a picture of the lady that plays Hoshi with her hair down. She is actually quite an attractive girl, Im not sure why they try to hide that.

Because T'Pol is supposed to be the hot woman instead of Hoshi

All hail the genius of B&B and their lack of understanding anything other than the Paramount Paycheck they get.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-16 12:42pm

Actually, in "The Cage", which was the first TOS pilot, set some years before the TOS episodes with Cpt. Kirk, men and women had the same uniforms. The miniskirts seems to have been introduced in the 2260s for some unfathomable reason.

But, still, it would be nice with miniskirts on ENT....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-16 01:58pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I think they replaced the mini-skirts for body wrapping clothing. Its just a different trend is all.

I saw a picture of the lady that plays Hoshi with her hair down. She is actually quite an attractive girl, Im not sure why they try to hide that.

Yup. Incredibly stupid. Hey, and she's a local girl.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-16 09:36pm

neoolong wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:I think they replaced the mini-skirts for body wrapping clothing. Its just a different trend is all.

I saw a picture of the lady that plays Hoshi with her hair down. She is actually quite an attractive girl, Im not sure why they try to hide that.
Yup. Incredibly stupid. Hey, and she's a local girl.

Local as in East Bay? Or just California?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-16 09:39pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:
neoolong wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:I think they replaced the mini-skirts for body wrapping clothing. Its just a different trend is all.

I saw a picture of the lady that plays Hoshi with her hair down. She is actually quite an attractive girl, Im not sure why they try to hide that.
Yup. Incredibly stupid. Hey, and she's a local girl.
Local as in East Bay? Or just California?

Bay Area. Milpitas and San Jose.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-03-17 02:47pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, in "The Cage", which was the first TOS pilot, set some years before the TOS episodes with Cpt. Kirk, men and women had the same uniforms. The miniskirts seems to have been introduced in the 2260s for some unfathomable reason.

The mini skirts were introduced for the same reason Jolene Blalock was cast as T'Pol.... for sex appeal, to get horny geeks to watch and dream of crewman Rand.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-17 06:07pm

But...but...T'pol is ugly as hell!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-17 06:54pm

Montcalm wrote:
Superman wrote:It's much simpler than what you people are saying. B & B are rewriting the history of Trek.
That will fix the continuity error,screw-up the past make a war with the romulan have James T Kirk great grandfather killed case closed

Actually, (according to TOS "history") they're supposed to be at war with the Romulans right about now. Where do you think the Neutral Zone came from?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-17 08:14pm

On second thought, after creating the manish Admiral Janeway, I'm afraid that if B&B bring back the miniskirt, they will insist that whoever wear it not shave their legs.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-17 10:56pm

Prehaps they will go too far and put the women in bikinis. That is the only way to save the character of T'Pol for me.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-18 08:46am

Admiral Johnason wrote:Prehaps they will go too far and put the women in bikinis. That is the only way to save the character of T'Pol for me.

Think "Admiral Janeway guest stars", and then bring me back your opinion.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-18 09:41am

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote:Prehaps they will go too far and put the women in bikinis. That is the only way to save the character of T'Pol for me.
Think "Admiral Janeway guest stars", and then bring me back your opinion.

Thank you so much for that wonderful mental image

*hurls batarang at Pilot*

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-03-18 11:52pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Prehaps they will go too far and put the women in bikinis. That is the only way to save the character of T'Pol for me.

Screw bikinis! Bring Bill Theiss back from the dead (he designed the costumes for TOS and early TNG) and have him design some luscious outfits based on Theiss' Titillation Theory:

The degree of titillation is directly proportional to the degree by which the costume appears to be on the verge of falling off/apart at any moment.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-03-19 09:46am

HemlockGrey wrote:But...but...T'pol is ugly as hell!

Dude! with those tits and those DSL not a chance.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-19 10:15am

Death from the Sea wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:But...but...T'pol is ugly as hell!
Dude! with those tits and those DSL not a chance.

Hoshi is much better looking than T'Pol.

DarthBlight · Post by **DarthBlight** » 2003-03-21 11:23pm

neoolong wrote:
Death from the Sea wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:But...but...T'pol is ugly as hell!
Dude! with those tits and those DSL not a chance.
Hoshi is much better looking than T'Pol.

They both would look better in leather and chains.