If you had a Star Destroyer..

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-14 12:45am

Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-14 12:50am

BDZ Rampage. No world shall be spared. They will all burn in the cleansing fires of their own mantle. To please the higher-ups, some of those planets might be Rebel ones. I think my sig does nicely here:

"The sky will rain turbolasers, and the seas will become as magma. The innocent shall fall before the Empire, and all creation shall tremble before the Burning Standards of Base Delta Zero!"

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-14 12:50am

Trytostaydead wrote:Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!

Well, duh, I'd conquer planets.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-03-14 12:52am

I'd fly the thing to France.

Seriously? I think I'd sell the thing for a luxory home somewhere on a nice planet. I hear Mon Calamari offers some nice beach-front property that's VERY affordable for the multi-billionaire.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-14 12:55am

Piracy. Nobody's going to mess with a pirate with a fully functional ISD. I'll just make sure I hit a few Rebel cruisers every now and then.

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2003-03-14 01:00am

If he was gonna grant you whatever you wanted, why just wish for an ISD? I'd get an Executor-class.

Then I'd go out and get revenge on all the people who bullied me in primrary school, THEN I'd take over the solar system so I could build a fleet.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-03-14 01:03am

Trytostaydead wrote:Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!

Spend the rest of my day's, happily skipping around the ship with a huge smile on my face.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-14 01:05am

Begin tackling Rebel outposts, and hit thier smaller cruisers. I wouldn't bother fucking with a Mon Cal on the off chance. Anything else goes though.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-14 01:07am

Err, nix that. Maybe later, but that reminds me. There was a time when the Dark Guard was at odds with various Imperial groups. I'd go on a killing spree sure enough. Tredar might now a few 'unmentionable' firefighters I'd smoke.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 01:56am

I would see how many of my crew were loyal to the Empire, and when I have enough loyal to me, I would run off with my ship and start my own Empire. Maybe kill some rebels for the Emperor first.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-14 01:59am

Erase Microsoft.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-03-14 02:06am

Trytostaydead wrote:Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!

Pick up chicks of course. Give a new meaning to a 'Chapel Run' (those outside of Melbourne might be lost by this statement).

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-03-14 02:29am

Crown wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!
Pick up chicks of course. Give a new meaning to a 'Chapel Run' (those outside of Melbourne might be lost by this statement).

Bah, I was gonna say that.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-14 02:43am

Crown wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!
Pick up chicks of course. Give a new meaning to a 'Chapel Run' (those outside of Melbourne might be lost by this statement). :mrgreen:

Evil, evil, but funny.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-03-14 03:29am

Let's say you did something really nice for Emperor Palpatine, like be his favorite gimp for the year and he grants you whatever your hearts desire. And you wish for a fully loaded ISD with all the options including leather command chairs, and he promises to fully staff and fund it as long as you hit rebels and strike and instill fear on your galactic romp in the name of the Empire.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!

Sounds like I don't have much of a choice if I want to keep the ISD. Where would I pick up crew if I don't keep fighting the rebels? Otherwise, I'd do a trade. Get a much smaller ship and some beachfront property somewhere.

XPViking

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-03-14 03:34am

I would rename my ISD to Enterprise and go where no man has gone before...

j/k

I'd immediately head to the Unknown Region for exploration and start to build my own little empire...

Crix Dorius · Post by **Crix Dorius** » 2003-03-14 04:26am

1. Unit/Conquer the Earth !!!

2. Deconstruct the ISD to build more !!!

3. With the new ISD's colonies the Sol System !!!

4. Build more Ships !!!

5. Conquer the known Universe !!!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-14 05:47am

Scare the hell out of people. Then kill them. All of them.
See, I didn't have enough toys growing up, and I will make the universe pay, and pay, and pay, and pay,

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-03-14 06:44am

I'd immediatly take the ISD and start raiding shipping lanes for the rebellion.

I am of course kidding. I'd BDZ me some rebel scum

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-03-14 06:48am

Frank Hipper wrote:Scare the hell out of people. Then kill them. All of them.

That's "Wipe them out."

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-03-14 07:01am

Master of Ossus wrote:I'd fly the thing to France.

Seriously? I think I'd sell the thing for a luxory home somewhere on a nice planet. I hear Mon Calamari offers some nice beach-front property that's VERY affordable for the multi-billionaire.

I'd kick out all the human crew and automate most of the ship, the rest would be run by various physically perfect female androids with skimpy clothes.

Then I'd create some brothels, bars, casinos and such and travel the stars with my mobile ship of sin

I'd need some good slogans too, maybe something like "have you ever had sex in the barrel of a turbolaser? Well now's your chance!"

I'd name it the *STD Mostly Harmless

*Sexually Transmitted Destroyer

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-03-14 08:11am

I'm with Knife on this one, I'd probably be skipping around the place with a hard-on and a grin you couldn't remove with a lightsabre. "You, crewman! Respect mah Authoritaaahh!" "I don't like the look of that small planet there, we'd best rape, loot and pillage it just to be sure, eh?"

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-03-14 08:36am

I'll convert my ISD to the largest heaven for clubbers/ravers. There will be sections like MTV bar, pool center, discotheque, underground club (for the fans of Prodigy and the like), etc.

Finally, I'll place the ISD around outer rim or near unknown regions where Imperial Law doesn't apply. With that way, any kind of drugs will be COMPLETELY LEGAL aboard my ISD

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-03-14 08:39am

Yeah drugs, yeah I'd space those people(or arrange hunts with them as prey), only booze allowed.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-14 08:49am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I'd fly the thing to France.

Seriously? I think I'd sell the thing for a luxory home somewhere on a nice planet. I hear Mon Calamari offers some nice beach-front property that's VERY affordable for the multi-billionaire.
I'd kick out all the human crew and automate most of the ship, the rest would be run by various physically perfect female androids with skimpy clothes.

Then I'd create some brothels, bars, casinos and such and travel the stars with my mobile ship of sin

I'd need some good slogans too, maybe something like "have you ever had sex in the barrel of a turbolaser? Well now's your chance!"

I'd name it the *STD Mostly Harmless

*Sexually Transmitted Destroyer

LOL!

I guess I'd do almost the same thing...except with some BDZs to spice it up.

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