Pup Named scooby-doo kids vs. Troi, Picard and Data

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-03-14 01:51am

This may be a silly Vs. but i was wondering what would happen if a time-portal from 1989 opened up and send the kids from the 1988-91 TV show "Pup named scooby-doo" into the 24th century and sent them aboard the USS Enterprise-D. The enterprise-D has an incidenous ghost problem. The ghost of the captain of the USS Intrepid has haunted the ship causing the systems to act up. The warp core has failed 10 times, the computer system talks weirdly and functions erratically and Data now speaks in weird tongues(Not his usual treknobabble). Troi and Picard won't recognize this ghost but says it's a (Prepare for Treknobabble) "A quasi-phasic neural residule energy pattren trapped in a iternary fold in subspace" The kids say its a ghost. Riker offers 20 bars of gold presses latinum to solve the mystery. Who will win?

The kids are(If you don't know the obvious characters)

Freddy: The wild one always saying "It's Red Herring"

Daphne: The rich girl, (no romance jokes, there 10 years old)

Velma: The smart one

Shaggy: The scared owner of scooby

Scooby: If you don't know who he is, you been living under a neutronium asteroid.

this is a screenshot of em'

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-14 01:57am

Moved to OSF. No verses debates in PST.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-03-14 02:06am

I'll post my usual response to silly versus threads regarding a Federation vessel.

*ahem*

While searching for the ghost, Shaggy and Scooby get separated from the main group. They stumble their way around the ship and find themselves in Engineering. They spot the ghost and in their fright run too quickly next to the warp core, causing a tri-flux positronic subspace warp-field resonance effect, which in turn destabilizes the warp core and causes a catastrophic warp core containment failure, killing all.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-03-14 02:31am

You also forgot someone, his name is Dueses X. Machina, Red Herring back in 1989 runs near the portal, this in fact causes a quantum quasi-phasic shift in the space-time continuum, the portal reverses polarity brining back our gang and reversing the events.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-14 08:32pm

I`ll go directly to the end they find out the ghost is actualy Reginald Barclay who was making an halloween joke.

Post by **Steve** » 2003-03-14 08:57pm

*groans and shakes head*

*shoots Dennis with the largest gauge shotgun available*

*repeatedly*

*in the 'nads*

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-03-14 11:50pm

...only to find that Mr. Toy can phase himself out of the space time continuum. He phases back in and repeatedly rails steve in the nuts with a 6000 m/s uranium slug railgun.