Grenades

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-03-14 02:15am

Does anyone know of a good website that contains pictures and/or videos of real grenades and claymores exploding?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-14 03:15am

Kamakazie Sith wrote:Does anyone know of a good website that contains pictures and/or videos of real grenades and claymores exploding?

Your not planning on buying any, are you?

Crix Dorius · Post by **Crix Dorius** » 2003-03-14 03:19am

Mining his yard ?!?

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-03-14 03:23am

Well something has to keep the mormons out.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-14 03:30am

Kamakazie Sith wrote:Well something has to keep the mormons out.

What this guy needs is a fundie detecting robotic gun turrent planted next to his door.

"Hi, I'm with the Jehocah's Witnesses, and-" gets blasted in two as five hundred thousand rounds of explosive metal are driven through his body.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 03:50am

Captain tycho wrote: What this guy needs is a fundie detecting robotic gun turrent planted next to his door.
"Hi, I'm with the Jehocah's Witnesses, and-" gets blasted in two as five hundred thousand rounds of explosive metal are driven through his body.

Considering that some 499,000 of those round will pass unhindered through the red mist that used to be the JW and end up rearranging the neighborhood,
I suggest something with less overpenetration. I recommend 000 shotshell.Should they become smart (fat chance) and wear protective vests, switch to slugs

Or even better: Curare darts. No blood, no body parts all over the front lawn...

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-14 04:00am

Batman wrote:I recommend 000 shotshell.Should they become smart (fat chance) and wear protective vests, switch to slugs

Californium bullets. More than good enough for any armor light enough for the JW to carry.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 04:05am

Enlightenment wrote: Californium bullets. More than good enough for any armor light enough for the JW to carry.

Interesting. Could you be bothered to elaborate?

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-03-14 04:17am

Batman wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: What this guy needs is a fundie detecting robotic gun turrent planted next to his door.
"Hi, I'm with the Jehocah's Witnesses, and-" gets blasted in two as five hundred thousand rounds of explosive metal are driven through his body.
Considering that some 499,000 of those round will pass unhindered through the red mist that used to be the JW and end up rearranging the neighborhood,
I suggest something with less overpenetration. I recommend 000 shotshell.Should they become smart (fat chance) and wear protective vests, switch to slugs

Or even better: Curare darts. No blood, no body parts all over the front lawn...

You say that like it's a bad thing...........

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-14 04:23am

Batman wrote:Interesting. Could you be bothered to elaborate?

Californium-251 can--in theory and if cost were no object--be used to create a low-yield nuclear weapon with a mass on the order of 2 kilograms. A non-detonating fizzle nuke made from Cf-251 could probably be packed into something vaguely resembling a shotgun shell.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 04:34am

Kamakazie Sith wrote:
Batman wrote:
Considering that some 499,000 of those round will pass unhindered through the red mist that used to be the JW and end up rearranging the neighborhood,
I suggest something with less overpenetration. I recommend 000 shotshell.Should they become smart (fat chance) and wear protective vests, switch to slugs

Or even better: Curare darts. No blood, no body parts all over the front lawn...
You say that like it's a bad thing...........

Well depending on where you live any rearrangement is bound to be an improvement, but assuming any neighbors survive they are bould to complain
(or not, considering the firepower you have.Hmm...).
And cleaning up afterwards is going to be a bitch, NTM collecting and disposing of half a million shell cases.Plus ammunition cost is going to be murder.

Plus, death from Curare isn't instantanious, so you get to watch them suffer

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 04:37am

Grrrr. Double post

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-03-14 04:41am

A couple points that I feel need to be addressed.

1 - JWs aren't a problem in Utah.....Mormons are

2 - I'm still looking for the webpage described above.

3 - Just in case anyone is really concerned, I'm not planning on killing anyone.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 04:43am

Enlightenment wrote:
Californium-251 can--in theory and if cost were no object--be used to create a low-yield nuclear weapon with a mass on the order of 2 kilograms. A non-detonating fizzle nuke made from Cf-251 could probably be packed into something vaguely resembling a shotgun shell.

12gauge Nukes. I like it

Since we're planning on half a million rounds of HE per Mormon, cost seems to be no concern, but would those Cf shells leave radioactive residue all over your front lawn?
While it might make for some interesting flower arrangements in the long term I don't think I would want that

EDITed to update target identity

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-03-14 05:12am

Batman wrote:Or even better: Curare darts. No blood, no body parts all over the front lawn...

But you see that takes all the fun out of removing Morons-...uhm, I mean Mormons and JW's from the genepool...

Remember kids: blood, gutz, gore, and a big fucking gun with lots of ammo are your friends!

MUAHAHAHA..*cough* *hack* *sputter* *cough*..ha...

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 06:27am

Hyperion wrote:
Batman wrote:Or even better: Curare darts. No blood, no body parts all over the front lawn...
But you see that takes all the fun out of removing Morons-...uhm, I mean Mormons and JW's from the genepool...

Hey, it's your lawn. Do away with them in however an unsanitary way you want.
Just don't expect me to clean up afterwards.

Myself, living in a third floor apartment, I plan to drop something heavy on'em once they've made their speech. My 17" CRT is on the fritz anyway...

Oh wait-we have neither Mormons nor JW in enough numbers for that to happen. (Or is this kind of door-to-door thing even legal here? Fuck-I don't know my own laws...)
Sometimes living in a secular country is no fun...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-14 06:50am

I thinkm the Curare darts are the best, as much as I like the idea of tac nukes in shotgun shells, I can't help but wonder how I'd benefit with one going off no more than 10 metres from my front door.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 08:13am

As an aside, if we assume twin M134s firing at their max of 6,000rpm, those 500,000 rounds represent 41min40sec of continuous fire with
no single misfire, feed jam, or barrel overheating problem (as in the bloody thing running like water)!!!!

I want those guns!

Adm. Valdemar:Thank you, and I agree on the shotgun nukes.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-14 08:19am

Enlightenment wrote:
Batman wrote:Interesting. Could you be bothered to elaborate?
Californium-251 can--in theory and if cost were no object--be used to create a low-yield nuclear weapon with a mass on the order of 2 kilograms. A non-detonating fizzle nuke made from Cf-251 could probably be packed into something vaguely resembling a shotgun shell.

yeah, go shoot off a few rounds of that, but don't come crying to me when eyes start glowing in the dark and your dick falls off.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-14 08:33am

Isn't californium the most expensive substance on earth? Wouldn't it be cheaper to throw catapult launched Ferraris at them?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-14 09:00am

Batman wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:
Batman wrote:
Considering that some 499,000 of those round will pass unhindered through the red mist that used to be the JW and end up rearranging the neighborhood,
I suggest something with less overpenetration. I recommend 000 shotshell.Should they become smart (fat chance) and wear protective vests, switch to slugs

Or even better: Curare darts. No blood, no body parts all over the front lawn...
You say that like it's a bad thing...........
Well depending on where you live any rearrangement is bound to be an improvement, but assuming any neighbors survive they are bould to complain
(or not, considering the firepower you have.Hmm...).
And cleaning up afterwards is going to be a bitch, NTM collecting and disposing of half a million shell cases.Plus ammunition cost is going to be murder.

Plus, death from Curare isn't instantanious, so you get to watch them suffer

Bah, who cares about such mundane things?

[technowank]I'll say this just for spite: uber machine gun

How does it work, you ask?

Simple. The gun itself is over a hundred thousand times larger than a typical nuke silo, and contains over a billion rounds of 6000 gigton anitmatter packed neutronium encased hyperdrive propelled Gridfire-equipped bullets.

One shot-one galaxy destroyed.

Not to mention when you fire multiple gridfire beams are emmited from the bullet and destroy any satellite galaxies..

[/technowank]

And yes, that was uber-technowank.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 09:04am

Captain tycho wrote:snipped technowank

Hey, as I said, it's your front lawn. Just as long as you don't fire that thing in my universe we're cool

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-03-14 09:09am

On Zoinks Ferrari catapult-would those be classified as KE or explosive? While they have a lot of mass and speed, they also have a fueltank that could go boom...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-03-14 11:15am

Overpenetration? Just put the turre in the 2nd floor and shoot DOWN, that way any overpenetration is going into the ground.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-14 11:28am

Too noisy, what you need is a hidden trapdoor and a bottomless pit. Ok, maybe not bottomless but a least a few hundred feet deep with spikes at the bottom. Why so deep? So that you won't have to clean the thing out in your lifetime of course, the pit should be big & deep enough to hold a lifetime's worth of dead fundies.

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