Ban Sith God Poll

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-08 11:45pm

Well, Mike told me to start this if I want him banned soooooooooo

My fellow SDB members, the subject in question is Sith God. I ruport that he/she is a troll and should be removed from the boards. He/she is gulty of spamming and antagonizing other forum members. This is the evidence:

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-08 11:48pm

Evidence A: This was taken from the THE JEDI ORDER AND THE WAY IT SHOULD BE NOW thread:

you just keep on reading those lame books and cry yourself to sleep at night because lucas is making only one more movie and may just prove all your eu crap wrong its ok i will send you a tissue

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-08 11:51pm

Evidence B:Beans star wars universe
I think Mr. Bean believes that he can do better than Lucas. Star Wars According to Bean would go like this.

1. Jedi could get married and for that matter take the same sex partners....like he does.

2. Watch the real world on mtv and use their ideas for a book.

3. The empire just can do anything right and their navy is just a big target for New Republic pilots. For their a-z wing fighters.

4. Re-clone Thrawn and have him marry Leia and have children.

5. Dance around a camp fire and sing songs about peace.

6. Institute a communist government and economy like Star Trek

7. Invent some other threat to the Galaxy because his favorite writers have killed off the vast empire in 5 years after jedi.

and finally, Bean can go off in his little world and masterbate with glass and finger his dog.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-08 11:56pm

double post

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-08 11:56pm

Evidence C More inflamatory posting:

solar power
the essential guide to vehicles or some shit like that i dont have it anymore because i trashed it full of dumb shit, any how you would like it if you like the eu books it has everything from at-at to tank droid

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-07-09 12:01am

Well, in light of this preponderance of evidence (

), let's give 'im the chair!

You've got my vote.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-09 12:05am

In conclusion I would like to reiterate my point that Sith God is a troll. These were not all the examples, merly the worst. While brave Mr.Bean tried to shut him down he just kept on popping up with new ( and most definitely not improved) threads. He has responded with flamming to polite critisizism, and spam to requests by Grand Admiral Thrawn to cease his pointless posting.

I formely request that he be removed from this Board now and forever.

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2002-07-09 12:12am

Don't worry too much... I'm trying to find the "nuke target poster till they glow" button...

THEN he can worry....

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-09 12:15am

Everyone already knows he is trolls, the only reason I even put this up is because Mike doesn't want to be seen as a dictator. IMHO ( in my humble opinion) he worries to much about what others think of him. Of course, if you don't care, please mash that ban buttom with extreme prejuice.

IDMR · Post by **IDMR** » 2002-07-09 12:24am

LordChaos wrote:Don't worry too much... I'm trying to find the "nuke target poster till they glow" button...

THEN he can worry....

Any luck? I can't find it!

Or the torture poster for thirty days button...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-07-09 12:26am

You've got my vote.

Ban the bastard.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-07-09 12:26am

Banify him!

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-09 12:27am

Wimpy mods, can't even find the nuke button.....hehe just kidding.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-07-09 12:27am

I say old fasioned.....tie him to a stake and burn him

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-09 12:28am

Maybe the smoke will clear out the bad stink he made.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-07-09 01:14am

Captain_Cyran wrote:I say old fasioned.....tie him to a stake and burn him :twisted:

"Boiling someone in oil..sponsor...CRISCO"
-George Carlin

Oh yeah for the record ban him.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-09 01:27am

That makes 8 for and 0 against.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-07-09 02:44am

tie him to a chair and force him to watch an endless loop tape of Telletubbies and Barney.failing that ban him

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-09 03:30am

Agreed. Commander! Out of the airlock with this Rebel Traitor errr troll.

MagicHateBall · Post by **MagicHateBall** » 2002-07-09 03:33am

Give him a new jacket, and send him on a long walk off a short pier.

If no one wants to buy the concrete, though, we could always just ban him.

Darth Cuba · Post by **Darth Cuba** » 2002-07-09 03:39am

Tie him to a chair, whip his knees until they turn green, smack him on the chin and feed 'im a Lazy Susan. Seeing as how I don't know what a Lazy Susan is, and I'm fairly certain that I just made it up (but I'll bet dollars to donuts that I didn't), I'm going to assume that it involves extensive FACE ROCKING. I came to get down, something something jump around, jump around. That "something something" part involves the FACE ROCKING this troll will receive, I'm sure of it.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-09 07:54am

I think I missed this post awhile back so lemme toss my vote in

Either
A. Ban his IP not just his name, He's the type to come back if you ban just his name

B. Hunt him down and *remove him thus leaving Wong free of being accused of Banning Somone

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2002-07-09 08:50am

He should be used as reactor shielding.

But, sadly, we can only ban him.

You have my vote.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-09 09:02am

What about making him captain of a Federation ship during the time of the Imperial invasion?

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-09 09:20am

BAN
THE
TROLL