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His Divine Shadow
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Dead man walking

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OK, to translate for ya'll here:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/s ... 20,00.html

Död man fick räkning till kyrkogården
"Våra klienter brukar inte få post"

Dead man got bill to the cemetery
"Our clients usually don't get any mail"

Den 60-årige mannen hade varit död och begraven i sex år när telefonräkningen kom.
The 60 year old man had been dead and buried for six years when the phonebill arrived.

Våra klienter brukar inte få post, men nu funderar jag på om vi skulle börja sätta upp brevlådor vid gravstenarna
"Our clients usually don't get mail, but now I'm thinking that maybe we ought to put up mailboxes at the tombstones"

Jag kommer att behålla den här ett tag, säger kontorets ansvariga Ellen Gaboury.
Jag bara måste. Och mr Towles kredit kan påverkas om den inte betalas.

"I'm going to keep this for a while, says the head of the office Ellen Gaboury.
I just have to. And mr Towles credit rating can be affected if it's not payed."
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
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Highly illogical :?
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Montcalm wrote:Highly illogical :?
Highly amusing?: hell yes.
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Highly illogical :?
Highly amusing?: hell yes.
With all the instant access to peoples files on computers how did they miss the part saying the man was dead.
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Montcalm wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Highly illogical :?
Highly amusing?: hell yes.
With all the instant access to peoples files on computers how did they miss the part saying the man was dead.
Computers and instant access are insignificant next to the inertia and incompetance of a beauacracy
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Post by Sebastin »

That´s nothing. Every month I get a free, around 25-30 page thick and quite expensive looking prospect from some company for my grandfathers business.

Which died with him.

In 1975.
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