Longest lovemaking duration.

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Longest lovemaking duration.

Post by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman »

How long you can hold from penetration to ejaculation? How long is your "best record"?

Just for your info: my longest time is 2 hours 37 minutes. And no, foreplay doesn't count.

PS: It was when Inge got her orgasm six time

PPS: I'm not bragging about how strong I am. It was simply because the night was hot. Being a psychrocist I am, I'm only sexually aroused when it's cold. That's why I could hold for 2 hours because I was only moderately excited that time. When we both shivering in cold, usually it's only about one hour (foreplay excluded).


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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: Just for your info: my longest time is 2 hours 37 minutes. And no, foreplay doesn't count.
so what, did you stick it in, pull it right out, drive to the store and pick up the dry cleaning, run home stick it back in pump twice and squirt? an hour i can believe, maybe but 2 and a half.....
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: Just for your info: my longest time is 2 hours 37 minutes. And no, foreplay doesn't count.
so what, did you stick it in, pull it right out, drive to the store and pick up the dry cleaning, run home stick it back in pump twice and squirt? an hour i can believe, maybe but 2 and a half.....
Good man. Never - NEVER - read the small text. It's all lies.
PPS: I'm not bragging about how strong I am. It was simply because the night was hot. Being a psychrocist I am, I'm only sexually aroused when it's cold. That's why I could hold for 2 hours because I was only moderately excited that time. When we both shivering in cold, usually it's only about one hour (foreplay excluded).

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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: Just for your info: my longest time is 2 hours 37 minutes. And no, foreplay doesn't count.
so what, did you stick it in, pull it right out, drive to the store and pick up the dry cleaning, run home stick it back in pump twice and squirt? an hour i can believe, maybe but 2 and a half.....
No, it really happened. Both Inge and I were surprised also.

As a note, the actual time is somewhat shorter. We remembered when we started because my alarm accidentaly rang before I stick in. When we were panting in exhaustion, I took a glance to my clock. Of course, there must have been few minutes discrepancy, but 2 hours 37 minutes is the time we both agreed.

We believe it was a fluke since I never achieve that record again. As I said, usually around an hour.
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You can hold it back as long as you want.

When you feel "liberation" is coming grab your dick - you don't have to take it out from wherever it was :twisted: - and push the spermatic duct with your fingers for 30 seconds. That always works for me.

Although timing is tricky sometimes...
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Boba Fett wrote:You can hold it back as long as you want.

Uh... I don't think so. Normally I can only hold it around one to one and half hour.

So how long is your best record, BTW?
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Why is it a good thing to drag it out for so long, except for bragging rights?

Rebecca says her butt gets sore after half an hour (longer in the pussy), and a truly vigorous thrusting rate is extremely difficult to keep up for any sustained duration, so you need to have a lot of slow periods in order to make it last for that long.
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ugh this is entirely to much info for me.
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Isn't it bad for your penis to stay erect for a very long time?
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Isn't it bad for your penis to stay erect for a very long time?
Not for several hours, but I can see days maybe badly stressing your blood vessels down there..

One time I lasted about an hour and a half..mostly because we kept getting interrupted.
Never happened again.
I prefer intense, half hour to 45 minute sessions instead of long and drawn out ones. You just get too tired that way.
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After a while you have to worry about blue balls I would think...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Isn't it bad for your penis to stay erect for a very long time?
More then an hour isn't good, and after several hours you begin to risk signficant tissue damage. People with sickle cell anemia are at considerable risk.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Isn't it bad for your penis to stay erect for a very long time?
More then an hour isn't good, and after several hours you begin to risk signficant tissue damage. People with sickle cell anemia are at considerable risk.
Not to mention that you'll end up raw and unable to do it for another few days while your penis recuperates.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Let's see, when wacking off, I can hold it in for about twenty minutes max, before I have no choice but to let it out. Sometimes before the big ejaculation, some of it is released. It doesn't stay erect for long after that, though.
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Four hours, although I was high and I have never topped an hour when not high.

If your girl gets sore from penetration then you switch to oral, 69 usually works, although sometimes you have to go down on your own to keepher happy.
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Standard disclaimer for Zaia, Ewo and co.

About an hour and a half. And that was one of the three times that night (not counting in the morning). That was one hell of a night.
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There has been something about one guy having done an 18-hour session once or a few times.
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One Hour (after smoking weed) with a long-haired dark-skinned Indian boi (3/4 Shawnee 1/4 Delaware and 27 years old.) That poor boy was walkin bowlegged for a week!

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Longest time? 3 hours 14min. And I had to practacully force my girl off me, I was so damn exausted. Jesus Christ that women is a machine. Don't stop till she runs outta gas.
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Shinova wrote:There has been something about one guy having done an 18-hour session once or a few times.
Daaaaamn.
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I remember a guy on a mIRC channel saying he went all night...

We just kidded that he couldn't get it up until the last minute.

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Shinova wrote:There has been something about one guy having done an 18-hour session once or a few times.
That would be Eagle One.
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I once went for 4 hours or so. I can't remember the exact time because i was a wee bit drink at the time. I picked up a woman in the shabeen i was visiting and took her to my place at 2 in the morning. I was still riding her 4 hours later when we heard my dad get up for work at 6:30 odds. the worst part was that i didn't cum i just got bored and fell asleep. She OTOH came 4 times each so hard that she actually pushed me out. It was fun but when my beer goggles wore off i wasn't suprised she couldn't make me cum. As it turned otu she was on the same PTA as my mother and had a daughter just 2 years younger than me.
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