christina vs britney

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-03-14 07:38am

Sokar wrote:I seem to have started a pop-princess thread invasion....sorry to the offended

However I must go with Britney, shes got curves, while christina looks like 'she' might be hiding a dick between thoes spindley legs.....

Yeah? got any pics?

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-14 09:30am

I'm not really a fan of either, but Christina's got the better voice, rather listen to her on the radio than Britney.

But I guess if either *really* begged me for it, I'd have to give it to them....

As for eye candy, Christina sure tries to show more of it (her last Maxim pictures). Britney without makup and all the "pop idol" trappings looks more like your average curvy girl next door.... so I guess I give it to her.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-14 09:49am

Christina. Am I the only here that likes her new look? I mean she's got the attitude to pull of the dreadlocks and the peircings don't give her a pincushion look. I barely notice most of them.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-03-14 09:58am

Christina. Britney annoys me far to much for her to be considered competition.

But, ya know what would be fun to do before deciding? Have a catfight between the two

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-14 10:02am

Majin Gojira wrote:But, ya know what would be fun to do before deciding? Have a catfight between the two

And thus we must ask the eternal question: jello, mud, or oil?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-14 10:39am

Stormbringer wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:But, ya know what would be fun to do before deciding? Have a catfight between the two
And thus we must ask the eternal question: jello, mud, or oil?

Chocolate Pudding...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-14 10:41am

I'd prefer hydrochloric or sulferic acid.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-14 11:10am

Christina has such an incredible voice--I don't care how many of you hate her songs; if you truly listen to the quality, power and range of her voice, you must be impressed. I'd give a pinkie toe to sound like her when I sing.

As for looks, I think once upon a time I like Britney's illegal schoolgirl look better, but she just annoys me now. She's so whiny, only plays that slut card, and she shortened the word 'you' to 'u' in one of her song titles!! GAH!! I HATE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

However, Christina looks really hot in her video 'Dirrty' and I love the video for 'Beautiful.' Not to mention her actual, legit talent, so.....yeah.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-14 11:15am

You think whores look hot?

Sorry, but I just violently hate both of them, when there's better fish in the sea like Shakira and Hikaru Utada...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-14 11:29am

Zaia wrote:Christina has such an incredible voice--I don't care how many of you hate her songs; if you truly listen to the quality, power and range of her voice, you must be impressed. I'd give a pinkie toe to sound like her when I sing.

As for looks, I think once upon a time I like Britney's illegal schoolgirl look better, but she just annoys me now. She's so whiny, only plays that slut card, and she shortened the word 'you' to 'u' in one of her song titles!! GAH!! I HATE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

However, Christina looks really hot in her video 'Dirrty' and I love the video for 'Beautiful.' Not to mention her actual, legit talent, so.....yeah.

Zaia, you are a woman of excellent taste and discretion.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-14 11:39am

Stormbringer wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:But, ya know what would be fun to do before deciding? Have a catfight between the two
And thus we must ask the eternal question: jello, mud, or oil?

Does it matter? As long as they end up naked I can sell the footage for a shitload of money and live happily ever after. Personally I think whipped cream would be nice, but that's just me.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-14 11:52am

aerius wrote:Does it matter? As long as they end up naked I can sell the footage for a shitload of money and live happily ever after. Personally I think whipped cream would be nice, but that's just me.

Forget selling the footage, I want to know who gets to lick the whip cream off afterwards?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-14 11:58am

Stormbringer wrote:
aerius wrote:Does it matter? As long as they end up naked I can sell the footage for a shitload of money and live happily ever after. Personally I think whipped cream would be nice, but that's just me.
Forget selling the footage, I want to know who gets to lick the whip cream off afterwards?

Maybe they`ll lick it off of each other for your viewing pleasure.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-14 12:19pm

Stormbringer wrote:Zaia, you are a woman of excellent taste and discretion.

*takes a sweeping bow* Why thank you, dahlink.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-14 12:35pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:which is the better eyecandy?

Shakira.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-14 01:24pm

IG-88E wrote:Shakira.

Throw her in the ring too, we'll make it a threesome.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-14 01:30pm

Christina. She can actually sing, while Britney can't. Besides, I hate Britney with a passion. Still, Shakira loos better than them, and sings better too.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-14 01:49pm

Personally i hate both with a passion. Download the Travis version of Baby One More Time. THAT how it should have been done britney. As for christina, how can she have the cheek to sing a song about being beautiful naturally while wearing so much foundation she fucking glows? For my money it has to be Anastacia. She is sexy and she can sing notes that make even shakira look like an amature.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-14 02:05pm

This is a tough one. Britney looks like the kind of girl (when she's not humping a boa constrictor on national television) you'd take out for coffee and make out on the couch with later. She looks like a girl you could take home to mom, and the kind of Mouseketeer that reaffirms our faith in Disney's innocent magic.

Christina, on the other hand, looks like the kind of girl you'd take out to the adult toy store to stock up on lube, butt blugs and strap on dildos and do things with that are illegal in 38 states in her private pleasure dungeon. She looks like a girl who would make mom to spontaneously combust at 40 paces and the kind of Mouseketeer that causes fundies to picket Epcot Center.

Both have their charms. Christina needs to lose some of the makeup. I can live with the piercings (makes me wonder where else she's got them), but I don't like that greasy look. Britney's cute, but when Christina's not looking like an explosion at the Mary Kay warehouse, she's hotter.

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