Star Trek into Darkness - Synopsis
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The final trailer before release, lots of new footage
Also;
Looks like we'll be seeing some kind of Starfleet Dreadnaught
Also;
Looks like we'll be seeing some kind of Starfleet Dreadnaught
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Is it me, or have the writers done everything in their power to make Kirk and Co really suffer in this film?
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Suffer yet another time Enterprise gets blown up by the big ship from out of nowhere? I hope the drama sells the jeopardy because that is a bit tired. Maybe they figured nobody saw Nemesis so no harm recycling it?
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Every film from The Wrath of Khan to Generations (bar The Voyage Home, where there wasn't any starship combat per se) used the "theoretically inferior starship beats down on the Enterprise" plot device, so I'm guessing Abrams & co. figured they were still good to use the "motherfucking huge ship beats down on the Enterprise" thing for another few films before it gets worn out.
Aside from that though, from its general profile Harrison's ship looks an awful lot like an Abrams-verse incarnation of the Excelsior, so with a bit of luck it'll be shown as being more heavily armed than the Enterprise, but not stupidly so.
Aside from that though, from its general profile Harrison's ship looks an awful lot like an Abrams-verse incarnation of the Excelsior, so with a bit of luck it'll be shown as being more heavily armed than the Enterprise, but not stupidly so.
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I was really sad at what appeared to be space nazi federation ship. I hope the space combat looks better than usual because I'm starting to wonder if the west is just unable to do it.
But narratively it looks like the movie will be a good step in Kirk's personal journey. I'll see it.
But narratively it looks like the movie will be a good step in Kirk's personal journey. I'll see it.
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Some major spoilers.
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hmm it seems odd to me that this new ship looks more like late TNG-era design then reboot-TOS.
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oh god, why did I click that link. That looks, and its origin sounds, incredibly stupid.
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Nope. Not seeing this one in theaters either.
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Re: Star Trek into Darkness - Synopsis
It does sound extraordinarily fan wankish. Here's a much more detailed apparent synopsis of the film posted on IMDB;
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Everything I hear about this film as more information rolls out validates my initial disdain.
Turns out if you put a smug hack who still doesn't know how to end his fucking movies in charge of your franchise, Frankenstein fanservice is what you'll get.
Turns out if you put a smug hack who still doesn't know how to end his fucking movies in charge of your franchise, Frankenstein fanservice is what you'll get.
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Great merciful Zeus
If half this is accurate, it is going to achieve NEMESIS suck levels. This has so many shoutouts and cutsey stuff in it, it reads like the ultimate fanwank.
Eh boy...
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Why is it every time something is declared fanwank, it completely fails to deliver what I as a fan want?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Because - shock horror - fans don't actually know what they want.
It's like asking a child what he wants for dinner and being shocked and amazed that what they want is unhealthy and will eventually kill them.
It's like asking a child what he wants for dinner and being shocked and amazed that what they want is unhealthy and will eventually kill them.
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Um-no, it's not? Kids (or grownups, for that matter) having dietary desires that are bad for them has absolutely nothing to do with this. Unless an absolute standard on what is and is not proper Star Trek has been established while I wasn't looking.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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People don't know what is good or even good for them. They only know what they ask for. When they ask for stuff and get it, it isn't always actually good.
I know you're incapable of introspection (probably a good thing given your personal problems) but people who say 'we did what they asked and they didn't like it wah' are just dumb.
What next? Amazement that doing what video game fans demand results in a game video game fans don't actually like?
I know you're incapable of introspection (probably a good thing given your personal problems) but people who say 'we did what they asked and they didn't like it wah' are just dumb.
What next? Amazement that doing what video game fans demand results in a game video game fans don't actually like?
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Oh Jesus.
Erm...you're fucking kidding me, right? Did I actually just read that? What the actual fuck.
I once read a full synopsis for Prometheus, just a couple of weeks before it was released, and it turned out to be nothing like the film. I sincerely hope it's a fake this time as well.
Erm...you're fucking kidding me, right? Did I actually just read that? What the actual fuck.
I once read a full synopsis for Prometheus, just a couple of weeks before it was released, and it turned out to be nothing like the film. I sincerely hope it's a fake this time as well.
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Please make it stop. It hurts.
Though I have to admit that parts of it are appealing.
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And if it is a real synpsis and not fanfiction at its worst... then Hollywood really needs new writers.
Though I have to admit that parts of it are appealing.
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The less being said about this synopsis the better.
And if it is a real synpsis and not fanfiction at its worst... then Hollywood really needs new writers.
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Slightly off topic but about your sig, Chimaera. If Atheism isn't a religion, then why does the current crop of atheists whine and complain every time they see or hear anything related to the Bible? Why are they trying to force their particular point of view to be taught exclusively at schools? Why are they trying to use the government to legislate their point of view into law? I'll stop treating Atheism as a religion when it stops acting like one.
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The USS Please Be Intimidated Please.
It looks like it was made for Star Trek Online, right down to the low polygon count. What does a square-shaped deflector dish do to make the ship more advanced?
(No X-files jokes, please)
It looks like it was made for Star Trek Online, right down to the low polygon count. What does a square-shaped deflector dish do to make the ship more advanced?
Please find me a link to that - I want to believe that this is a lie.Chimaera wrote:Oh Jesus.
Erm...you're fucking kidding me, right? Did I actually just read that? What the actual fuck.
I once read a full synopsis for Prometheus, just a couple of weeks before it was released, and it turned out to be nothing like the film. I sincerely hope it's a fake this time as well.
(No X-files jokes, please)
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Could you not have just messaged me? I'm happy to discuss and debate about religion and philosophy until the end of time, but this is a thread about a Star Trek film that has most of the fandom shitting into their hands from fear right now. If you pm me, then we can talk.Jedipilot24 wrote:Slightly off topic but about your sig, Chimaera. If Atheism isn't a religion, then why does the current crop of atheists whine and complain every time they see or hear anything related to the Bible? Why are they trying to force their particular point of view to be taught exclusively at schools? Why are they trying to use the government to legislate their point of view into law? I'll stop treating Atheism as a religion when it stops acting like one.
(And I have never treated my lack of belief in God and the supernatural as religious in itself)
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?
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OMFG...
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More importantly: WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE FUCKING SAUCER SECTION AROUND THE BRIDGE?!
While I can forgive the design of the new Enterprise (I still would have prefered a more classic Constition design) this is just an abomination. And if I squint just enough the engineering section looks like a Firefly... BLASPHEMY!
I do like the nacelles though...
It looks more like a coverable deflector to me. All stealthy and shit... it is a Section 31 Blops ship afterall. Would explain its ridiculous low-poly look.Lilgreenman wrote:What does a square-shaped deflector dish do to make the ship more advanced?
More importantly: WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE FUCKING SAUCER SECTION AROUND THE BRIDGE?!
While I can forgive the design of the new Enterprise (I still would have prefered a more classic Constition design) this is just an abomination. And if I squint just enough the engineering section looks like a Firefly... BLASPHEMY!
I do like the nacelles though...
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A rehash of The Wrath of Kahn? A Starfleet vessel named Vengeance? That's a name for a Klingon or Mirror universe ship, not Starfleet. Screw this, I'm not even going to risk it. My money's going to Pacific Rim.
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