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Oldest Human Footprints Discovered

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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20 ... print.html

Will no doubt be dismissed as a fraud by the YECs.
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325.000 years is more believable than 65.000.000 years,only the fundies will say its a fraud.
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I'll bet that poor caveman's feet would have hurt less if he invented shoes. Let's see...tie rock on foot with dead snake. There. Shoe.
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Cool. A dateable event. Real evidence.
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neoolong wrote:Cool. A dateable event. Real evidence.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
neoolong wrote:Cool. A dateable event. Real evidence.
Secular LIES! When will you evilutionist devil worshippers turn from your homo-agenda feminazi ways and accept the TRUTH!
Hey. I'm a commie-nazi. :D
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theyll just say that it was a normal humans footprint (or a normal apes) made recently that got buried under lots of rock and dirt.
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neoolong wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
neoolong wrote:Cool. A dateable event. Real evidence.
Secular LIES! When will you evilutionist devil worshippers turn from your homo-agenda feminazi ways and accept the TRUTH!
Hey. I'm a commie-nazi. :D
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GASP!

The footprints of ALLAH!

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Seriously, watch some fundie claim these are Jesus' footprints or something.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
neoolong wrote:Cool. A dateable event. Real evidence.
Secular LIES! When will you evilutionist devil worshippers turn from your homo-agenda feminazi ways and accept the TRUTH!
OK OK i`ll confess,i traveled back in time to make these footprints happy now :twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Oldest footprints my arse!

Does Laetoli mean nothing to these people? Or is Australopithecus just not bipedal enough?
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HemlockGrey wrote:GASP!

The footprints of ALLAH!

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Seriously, watch some fundie claim these are Jesus' footprints or something.
But why would they say that if they were found in Italy, and made 323,000 years before Christ? They'd probably dismiss the date as a lie, and say that there was some massive shift that caused part of the Middle East to move to modern-day Italy.
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