Boys. here's THE ultimate proof that God DOES exist

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-14 01:50am

Girls. The fact that girls exist is all the proof we need that God exists. Can you tell me ANYTHING more wonderful than girls?

I might have descended from apes.. but I refuse to believe girls did.. sigh. Heehee. That's right, prove me wrong!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-14 01:51am

Ehem. The human race NEEDS girls and boys to survive. They're a necessity, not a luxury.

And you can't say the same about the really nasty girls too.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-14 01:52am

Trytostaydead wrote:Girls. The fact that girls exist is all the proof we need that God exists. Can you tell me ANYTHING more wonderful than girls?

I could name a few things, but it's all up to each person's own point of view.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-14 01:52am

Shinova wrote:Ehem. The human race NEEDS girls and boys to survive. They're a necessity, not a luxury.

And you can't say the same about the really nasty girls too.

Spoilsport. You know what I mean!!!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 01:54am

The fact that I can't seem to get a date means that there is no God. Beat that.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-14 02:06am

neoolong wrote:The fact that I can't seem to get a date means that there is no God. Beat that.

doesn't mean God doesn't exist. Just means God hates you.

j/p Jesus loves you!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 02:18am

Trytostaydead wrote:
neoolong wrote:The fact that I can't seem to get a date means that there is no God. Beat that.
doesn't mean God doesn't exist. Just means God hates you. j/p Jesus loves you!

But God is all-loving. That ain't love.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-03-14 08:26am

Trytostaydead wrote:Girls. The fact that girls exist is all the proof we need that God exists. Can you tell me ANYTHING more wonderful than girls?

Sounds like somebody just got laid.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-14 09:12am

That is not the ultimate proof of God's existence. That is proof of The Goddess' existence.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-14 01:42pm

Yes, but not all girls are created equal. Some are hot, some are butt-ugly.

This is the ultimate proof of God's existance:

God is love
Love is blind
Stevie Wonder is blind
That means Stevie Wonder is God
Since Stevie Wonder exists, God must exist.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-14 01:45pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Yes, but not all girls are created equal. Some are hot, some are butt-ugly.

This is the ultimate proof of God's existance:

God is love
Love is blind
Stevie Wonder is blind
That means Stevie Wonder is God
Since Stevie Wonder exists, God must exist.

Someone's been listening to Richard Jeni.

He quoted Ray Charles as being God, by the way.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-14 04:52pm

My favourites from "The List" (http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html)

The argument for Guitar mastery:

Eric Clapton is God.
Therefor God exists.

The argument of Fundamentalist Board Moderators:

Fundi Mod: Can anyone refute this evidence that God exists?
Atheist refutes evidence.
Atheist is banned from board and post deleted.
Fundi mod: Can anyone refute this evidence that GOd exists?
No one refutes evidence.
Therefor God exists.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-14 05:04pm

Trytostaydead wrote:Girls. The fact that girls exist is all the proof we need that God exists. Can you tell me ANYTHING more wonderful than girls?

Other guys.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-14 05:04pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:*Waits for the Gay Patrol to show up and tell us again how much they like men*

Gay Brigade. XD

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-14 05:11pm

That reminds me, an atheist friend of mine and I half-serriously argued to one of our Lutheran friends that God was gay, most of the reasons centering around how odd the male body is and why God created man first. I'll have to recall the details some more, before I go into the whole thing.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-14 07:55pm

I can name one thing bette than girls...guys

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-14 08:08pm

oh yes.. much guys.. >D

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-14 08:08pm

double post

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-14 08:11pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:That reminds me, an atheist friend of mine and I half-serriously argued to one of our Lutheran friends that God was gay, most of the reasons centering around how odd the male body is and why God created man first. I'll have to recall the details some more, before I go into the whole thing.

See "[OT] God is a Homo" in the ASVS Google archives.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2003-03-14 08:21pm

If God was gay then why did he creat women?
Just think if God is gay then maybe we should burn in hell.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 09:29pm

Admiral Drason wrote:If God was gay then why did he creat women?
Just think if God is gay then maybe we should burn in hell.

He created women to screw with the straight guys. In more ways than one.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-14 09:41pm

Trytostaydead wrote:Girls. The fact that girls exist is all the proof we need that God exists. Can you tell me ANYTHING more wonderful than girls?

I might have descended from apes.. but I refuse to believe girls did.. sigh. Heehee. That's right, prove me wrong!

Well, Ducttape is really up there, Febreeze is too, can't forget cheese..can't forget cheese at all. Let's see what else is there?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-14 09:42pm

Lagmonster wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Girls. The fact that girls exist is all the proof we need that God exists. Can you tell me ANYTHING more wonderful than girls?

Sounds like somebody just got laid.

Yeah, sounds like that too me too. Lucky Bastard that he be, I can't even get a bloody girlfriend and he's out getting laid.

Damn thee, DAMN THEE I SAY!

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-03-14 09:59pm

Hawaii. And the babes in sarongs. Haven't seen a bad one yet...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-14 10:41pm

pizza is good. so is caffeine. and caffeinated pizza, which should really be invented so someone can make alot of money.

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