If you had a Star Destroyer..

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-14 08:59am

I'd make the biggest damn disco you ever did see!!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-14 09:05am

His Divine Shadow wrote: I'd name it the *STD Mostly Harmless

*Sexually Transmitted Destroyer

With the Culture novels around, it isn't that hard to take a starship seriously if it's called "Mostly Harmless."

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-03-14 11:38am

Still I'd name mine Mildly Agressive.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-14 11:57am

Cpt_Frank wrote:Still I'd name mine Mildly Agressive.

Better than nameing it the Syphilitic.

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-03-14 12:43pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Finally, I'll place the ISD around outer rim or near unknown regions where Imperial Law doesn't apply. With that way, any kind of drugs will be COMPLETELY LEGAL aboard my ISD

Why would you be worried what other people thought, you have a STAR DESTROYER! What are they going to do, send an entire fleet out to check your pockets?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-14 01:27pm

I'd follow Booster's example and make my ISD into a huge smuggling den. I'd wipe out all other smugglers making me the only game in town. This venture would be a great way of funnelling sub-standard weaponary into the rebellion while bleeding them dry of funds. I'm sure it would be an operation worthy of imperial intelligence as long as they don't find out about my private harem full of nymphos of most humanoid species.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-03-14 02:13pm

With a Star Destroyer, I would get a shipyard to give me a Carrak Cruiser so that I may look at my ship with awe.

Cyaround,
Jason

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-14 02:25pm

I'd rename my StarDestroyer to The Hadoken.

Then I'd go have fun beating the hell out of pretty much whatever I so wished.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-03-14 06:04pm

Mayhem, destruction, chaos, it's what I do along.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-14 10:31pm

I'd revamp the cargo bay into a casino/night club/hotel and dub the whole thing "The Cargo Bar", and just go from planet to planet making assloads of money.

I mean, think about how cool that would be....it's a Star Destroyer, but it's a bar.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-03-14 10:54pm

Lets just say Iraq wouldn't be an issue anymore.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-15 12:53am

Pcm979 wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Scare the hell out of people. Then kill them. All of them.
That's "Wipe them out."

Leading with the "Scare the hell out of people" didn't let that work all that well. Eh, not every post is a jewell...

Darth Negation · Post by **Darth Negation** » 2003-03-15 03:00am

1: Go to Wayland and "borrow" some cloning cylinders.
2: Clone myself and my sex slaves
3: Go get the Katana fleet
4: Do all of the above posts (each ship with my clone, and some of the above mentioned sex slaves).
5: Follow my sig.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-15 09:28am

Darth Negation wrote:1: Go to Wayland and "borrow" some cloning cylinders.
2: Clone myself and my sex slaves
3: Go get the Katana fleet
4: Do all of the above posts (each ship with my clone, and some of the above mentioned sex slaves).
5: Follow my sig.

What, don't poke you?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-03-15 08:09pm

Anyway, you only got one SD? What you pissed off Palpatine or something?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-15 11:17pm

I must be losing it. I can't believe I didn't think of the harem idea! Well, it'll easily fit in with my piracy.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-15 11:22pm

I must be losing it. I can't believe I didn't think of the harem idea! Well, it'll easily fit in with my piracy.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-15 11:54pm

I'd go around collecting forgotten or uber black secret superweapons.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-03-16 12:37am

I'd crew it with nymphos and institute a no clothes policy.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-16 12:57am

But then who'll run the ship, darthdavid? If they're all nude nymphos, you'll end up with a massive orgy when you're supposed to be out killing rebels.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-16 01:07am

Darth Yoshi wrote:But then who'll run the ship, darthdavid? If they're all nude nymphos, you'll end up with a massive orgy when you're supposed to be out killing rebels.

Droids? Eunuchs?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-16 12:36pm

No no david you must learn to be subtle. You have a loyal crew and they are loyal to you and, i'm assuming, competant at their jobs. So forget the crew of nymphets, seal of a deck and have them there. I still like my rip-off of the Errant Venture. I'd call my Star Destroyer, HMSD Dubious Use Of A Galaxy's Resouces.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-03-17 05:32am

Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Finally, I'll place the ISD around outer rim or near unknown regions where Imperial Law doesn't apply. With that way, any kind of drugs will be COMPLETELY LEGAL aboard my ISD
Why would you be worried what other people thought, you have a STAR DESTROYER! What are they going to do, send an entire fleet out to check your pockets?

Well, when I merely have one ISD while the authorities (the Empire, that is) own the other 24999, I better take precautions.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-03-17 06:18am

I'll have the normal complement of crew (except for the more desirable ones) replaced with a skeleton crew number of Guri-level HRDs. Sure, it'll cost a massive fortune that would make even corrupt politicians faint at the thought of the credits involved, but then not only will I have a crew that makes for a very nice good harem, but still have the ship running around peak efficiency and be able to repel just about any invaders.

Even better, enjoy the afterglow in the glowing of a BDZed Rebel planet.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2003-03-17 09:40pm

I would conquer and enslave those who had caused me pain in the past, then slaughter all who defile me, letting the fire of my turbolasers speak for me