Mmmmm..caffeinated pizza...the perfect food..kojikun wrote:pizza is good. so is caffeine. and caffeinated pizza, which should really be invented so someone can make alot of money.
Boys. here's THE ultimate proof that God DOES exist
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Oh yeah, sure. God gives Adam a companion, and the minute he sides with her *BAM!!*, out of Eden and no more naked time!! What, you thought God did that to tell us to not eat fruit? Come on...Admiral Drason wrote:If God was gay then why did he creat women?
Just think if God is gay then maybe we should burn in hell.
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Proof that God exists:
There exists such a thing as the wayward, attractive Catholic schoolgirl with loose morals, bi- or bi-curious between the ages of 18 and 25 with one or more like-minded friends.
Leave it up to a Catholic schoolgirl to prove to me the existence of God.
There exists such a thing as the wayward, attractive Catholic schoolgirl with loose morals, bi- or bi-curious between the ages of 18 and 25 with one or more like-minded friends.
Leave it up to a Catholic schoolgirl to prove to me the existence of God.
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"I hear and behold God in every object, yet I understand God not in the least, / Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself."
--Whitman
Fucking Funny.
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"I hear and behold God in every object, yet I understand God not in the least, / Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself."
--Whitman
Fucking Funny.
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Erm... is there anyone who can prove that Catholics are more attractive than Lutherans..... other than Frank Zappa??Queeb Salaron wrote: There exists such a thing as the wayward, attractive Catholic schoolgirl with loose morals, bi- or bi-curious between the ages of 18 and 25 with one or more like-minded friends.
Leave it up to a Catholic schoolgirl to prove to me the existence of God.
No, Jimi Hendrix = God!!2000AD wrote:My favourites from "The List" ( http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html )
The argument for Guitar mastery:
Eric Clapton is God.
Therefor God exists.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"