The travesty never ends, the continuing destruction of ST

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-02-26 01:27am

gets a face hugger egg out of the fridge..

Facehugger get em....

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-02-26 10:28am

No one selected by B&B can EVER replace or even come close to Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Scotty.

If they even TRIED it would be an affront to Star Trekdom.

The Silence and I · Post by **The Silence and I** » 2003-02-27 05:33pm

If they do this I will find a way to find them. Catch them. Hurt them. Force them to watch the TOS they hate soo much. Force them to watch all the worst soap operas out there, then make them apologize to all the fans they have angered. I don't know what I would do next... but they would not like it.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-02-27 10:51pm

Remakes shold never be made, and (for fear of the nuclear poke) nor should special editions of TOS.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-28 06:51am

Admiral Johnason wrote:I just don't want to see the strings hanging from the ships any more. It is starting to become embarsing now that CGI has come into iy's own. Jesus, it's not like I want to make new ones.

Um, the models were not "held up by strings". For one thing, the two main Enterprise models were ~3 and 4 feet long, and mounted on metal armatures from the bottom. I'd assume that most of the other models were filmed in the same manner.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-28 09:21am

Master of Ossus wrote:No one selected by B&B can EVER replace or even come close to Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Scotty.

If they even TRIED it would be an affront to Star Trekdom.

Not only that, but DeForest Kelley would roll in his grave!

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-01 05:23pm

No,but he would jump out of his grave and kill the producers, thus becoming the hero of the current ST community.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-01 05:27pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:No,but he would jump out of his grave and kill the producers, thus becoming the hero of the current ST community.

All hail the zombie king, savior of Star Trek!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-01 08:02pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote:No,but he would jump out of his grave and kill the producers, thus becoming the hero of the current ST community.
All hail the zombie king, savior of Star Trek!

Poor Zombie King, starving in a vain attempt to find the brains of B&B!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-01 09:21pm

Braaaaaaains.....braaaaaaains...use your brains to help us!....delicious braaaaains...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-01 09:23pm

A brain-eating zombie would never go after B&B, for obvious reasons.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-01 09:27pm

HemlockGrey wrote:A brain-eating zombie would never go after B&B, for obvious reasons.

Even if they did, B&B would defeat them with the power of technobabble.

Of course, if they attackedagainthen B&B would be defeated, because they pressed the reset button after they beat the Zombie King, so the technobabble they used to beat the Zombie King would eb COMPLETLEY FORGOTTEN, and never used again.

So we need two Zombie Kings....

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-03 05:51pm

B&B's brains would be lke junkfood that can kill you for zombies.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-04 11:43pm

Lord Poe wrote:
Dennis Toy wrote:you guy's gotta read this article... Im not gonna tell you but you will want to do bad things to B and B

http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.p ... adid=68329
I see no official article here. Why is everyone acting like this is official?

Actually, this could work if the series was animated with today's CG tech. But recast Kirk? No fucking way.

Why not do it with the characters from the original TOS pilot? There's got to be people out there who sufficiently resemble Geoffrey Hunter, Majel Barrett, etc. to pull it off. The only character from original TOSP we're familiar with is Spock, and they could always have a lookalike show up in the series finale with no lines, we just see him sitting at the Science station hovering over the blue thing. CGI ships, better SFX, the original set and prop designs. None of this shit where we have a dead-fish bitch in a bad wig walking around with an Indiglo alarm clock and a bastardized ST:5 phaser pistol.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-03-15 11:40am

Spanky beat me to it, but:
Every fanboy knows they didn't hang the ships from strings in TOS... they used a pole/transparent plate, very similar to the techniques used in Star Wars actually.

If you're seeing strings, maybe you are too stuck in the 60's... ; )

Btw, do you have a random avatar or something?

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-17 10:52pm

I don't know what you mean by random.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-03-18 11:46am

I mean every day it seems like you have a new one. Wondered if it was an automated thing or something. ; )

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