(Survey)Which planet would be destroyed?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-03-15 08:14am

You're on the bridge of the Death Star with Tarkin, and he announces that he is going to blow up one of four planets. The thing is, you must choose which one. If you refuse to choose or otherwise try to get clever, Tarkin will simply blow up all the planets out of spite.

Here are the choices:

A - Planet of six billion "normal" people
B - Planet of six billion institution-grade retards
C - Planet of six billion fundamentalist Christian creationists
D - Planet of six billion Trek dorks who think the Feds can beat the Imps.

Now, just list the planets in your order of preference, starting with the one you would be MOST likely to choose for destruction, and ending with the one you would never choose.

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-03-15 08:25am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:You're on the bridge of the Death Star with Tarkin, and he announces that he is going to blow up one of four planets. The thing is, you must choose which one. If you refuse to choose or otherwise try to get clever, Tarkin will simply blow up all the planets out of spite.

Here are the choices:

A - Planet of six billion "normal" people
B - Planet of six billion institution-grade retards
C - Planet of six billion fundamentalist Christian creationists
D - Planet of six billion Trek dorks who think the Feds can beat the Imps.

Now, just list the planets in your order of preference, starting with the one you would be MOST likely to choose for destruction, and ending with the one you would never choose.

Is this the situation where you choose one particular answer, you think like Hitler? I seem to recall hearing something similar like this...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-15 08:51am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:You're on the bridge of the Death Star with Tarkin, and he announces that he is going to blow up one of four planets. The thing is, you must choose which one. If you refuse to choose or otherwise try to get clever, Tarkin will simply blow up all the planets out of spite.

Here are the choices:

A - Planet of six billion "normal" people
B - Planet of six billion institution-grade retards
C - Planet of six billion fundamentalist Christian creationists
D - Planet of six billion Trek dorks who think the Feds can beat the Imps.

Now, just list the planets in your order of preference, starting with the one you would be MOST likely to choose for destruction, and ending with the one you would never choose.

For me:

C
D
B
A

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-15 09:56am

CDBA.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-15 11:23am

CDBA.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-15 11:58am

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-15 12:28pm

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-15 12:29pm

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-03-15 01:14pm

CBDA.

Fundies gotta go...

EDIT: And my defenition of fundie is *rabid* fundie...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-03-15 01:32pm

Murder of fundies is justified in my mind... Well... WAAAAAAAAAAAY deep in my mind... Where not even a shred of humanism exists.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-15 01:36pm

CBDA

Nobody's harmed by someone who think that the E-E could take out an entire Imperial fleet, but they're still stupid, that's why it's third.

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-03-15 02:18pm

CDBA

The first two have their willfull stupidity to blame, as for the third, well its not their fault.

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-03-15 02:22pm

Hypothetical situation - planet D is spared. The ambassador for planet D suddenly hails the Death Star and says something along the lines of "Hahahaha, you're scared of our mighty Starship Enterprise! And your puny death star could never harm us anyway, because it uses a laser!" I wouldn't like to be anywhere near Tarkin or the Death Star at that point.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-15 02:29pm

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-03-15 03:47pm

CDBA. Could we destroy planet D and BDZ planet C?

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-03-15 04:03pm

All at once

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-15 04:04pm

B, C, and D are all basically the same thing.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-15 04:36pm

BCDA.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-03-15 06:31pm

I wouldn't wish death on ANY of them.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-15 06:34pm

CBDA

Although it's tempting to blow up the planet of trektards. "Magical engery from no where, my ass!"

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-03-15 06:46pm

CBDA

Although, I would prefer to use Chemical weapons on the fundies, something that kills painfully, Mustard Gas perhaps. Fundies deserve to die slowly.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-15 07:14pm

Why pick just one?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-15 07:15pm

Actually wouldnt it be more fun to slowly BDZ the fundie planet to death?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-03-15 07:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:B, C, and D are all basically the same thing.

Dunno. I think you can be idiots in a specific fashion without bein an idiot in the others automatically

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-15 07:32pm

Is any one group better or worse than the other, in respects to whether they are human?

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