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Which way does it go?

Left
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Right
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Centre
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A question for the males from boredom

Post by The Observer »

Well, as my first thred to be created here I thought I might as well make it interesting.

So, the question is, in every day life does it go to the left or to the right or pretty much straight down? You know what I mean... and I have NO idea why I'm asking this, like I said, utter boredom.
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Uh... left.

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I am an innocent young lad, so I'm not sure what you mean, though I have a fairly good idea... :oops:

Center for me, if it's what I think it is.
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RogueIce wrote:I am an innocent young lad, so I'm not sure what you mean, though I have a fairly good idea... :oops:

Center for me, if it's what I think it is.
I can't see how it can stay in the centre for any length of time.
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RogueIce wrote:I am an innocent young lad, so I'm not sure what you mean, though I have a fairly good idea... :oops:

Center for me, if it's what I think it is.
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Slightly to the left.
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Post by XaLEv »

Tends to vary between left and straight down.
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uh... left.

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Left.
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In most males, as you can probably see, it goes slightly to the left. One of the few notable examples of asymetrical external body features, I think.
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Center when I'm naked (which is usually) or wear bikinis/thongs/etc., but when I wear boxers or go commando it goes to the left. And yes it looks like I have a weasel in my pocket! LMAO I think Pounder knows what I mean ;) :mrgreen:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Center when I'm naked (which is usually) or wear bikinis/thongs/etc., but when I wear boxers or go commando it goes to the left. And yes it looks like I have a weasel in my pocket! LMAO I think Pounder knows what I mean ;) :mrgreen:
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It confirms my theory... so no the question is, why left? Is the physiology different?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can't see how it can stay in the centre for any length of time.
Gravity? I mean, if you're standing up, then gravity does it for you.

You mean lying down or something...well, never had any need to look at it like that...
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If it's what I'm thinking, to the left. Well, my left.
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RogueIce wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can't see how it can stay in the centre for any length of time.
Gravity? I mean, if you're standing up, then gravity does it for you.

You mean lying down or something...well, never had any need to look at it like that...
Unless you wear a skirt I doubt it'll stay in the centre unless you have a really low cut crotch for the pants or something.
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Lefty ahoy!
There's gotta be a study as to why most guys dress left out there somewhere.....
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Left, and I thought I was the only one...
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

This is getting weird, it's supposed to be down to preference and generally what pants you wear, it sounds like it's almost genetically determined.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Unless you wear a skirt I doubt it'll stay in the centre unless you have a really low cut crotch for the pants or something.
Ah, I was thinking without clothes. With them... *shrug* Never looked at it.
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Left.
Seems like almost everybody here's a 'lefty'.
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RogueIce wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Unless you wear a skirt I doubt it'll stay in the centre unless you have a really low cut crotch for the pants or something.
Ah, I was thinking without clothes. With them... *shrug* Never looked at it.
Lol, you think all of us have penises that swing to the left at all times? :D
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I would assume that it goes left because of underwear - things are always going to be a little scrunched down, no matter what you wear, and its going to grow differently because of it. Usually to the left.
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When fully erect, it's a straight-shooter on the plane you're referencing; however it does curve slightly upward.
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Durandal wrote:When fully erect, it's a straight-shooter on the plane you're referencing; however it does curve slightly upward.
So you're fully excited 24/7?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Lol, you think all of us have penises that swing to the left at all times? :D
Well, I didn't want to be judgemental, but... :twisted:

Just kidding. :wink:
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