A question for the males from boredom

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-15 05:03pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Durandal wrote:When fully erect, it's a straight-shooter on the plane you're referencing; however it does curve slightly upward.
So you're fully excited 24/7?

How could you possibly infer that from what I wrote?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-03-15 05:05pm

The left or rightward curve, is a direct result of the LACK of symmetry in the human body.
Hold your right hand, palm to palm with the left. Notice that the fingers are not the same length, or width.
The side that is larger, is the side you are "handed."
The same can be done with a photo of the faCE. Cut the photo in half, and use a mirror to double the image. You will find 3 different images. The thin face, the thick face, and the real face.
If you are right handed, the left side of your face, and brain, and skull, is slightly larger than the right.
The infamous curve, is because the left HALF of your unit is slighly smaller than the right half.This is also why one ball hangs lower than the other.
Very much like the bimetalic spring, used in thermostats.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-15 05:05pm

Durandal wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Durandal wrote:When fully erect, it's a straight-shooter on the plane you're referencing; however it does curve slightly upward.
So you're fully excited 24/7?
How could you possibly infer that from what I wrote?

Well you did mention it in an "excited" state more than when hanging loose.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-15 05:08pm

Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:The left or rightward curve, is a direct result of the LACK of symmetry in the human body.
Hold your right hand, palm to palm with the left. Notice that the fingers are not the same length, or width.
The side that is larger, is the side you are "handed."
The same can be done with a photo of the faCE. Cut the photo in half, and use a mirror to double the image. You will find 3 different images. The thin face, the thick face, and the real face.
If you are right handed, the left side of your face, and brain, and skull, is slightly larger than the right.
The infamous curve, is because the left HALF of your unit is slighly smaller than the right half.This is also why one ball hangs lower than the other.
Very much like the bimetalic spring, used in thermostats.

Wow, you must have a lot of time on your hands...

And my fingers are the same length and width. So, either you're toying with me and you made this up, or I'm just even (and it IS center, no matter what I do!

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Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-15 05:14pm

The body is symmetrical as it needs to be, other factors do occur but the body doesn't need to be perfect down to the last micron, it is not a precision made machine like a CNC lathe, it merely exists as a vehicle for your brain and genes to be passed on.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-15 05:37pm

Left. It's got to be something about the way men's underwear are cut. The "handedness" thing can't be the explanation for me, because I'm left handed and it goes the same direction as all the righties who've presumably posted in this thread.

The Observer · Post by **The Observer** » 2003-03-15 05:39pm

Is there a tie-in with what hand you are?

i.e. Right handed people go left, left handed people go right?

The distribution looks about right with the results.

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Gosh darn you all to heck Red!

You posted after I started typing!
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Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-15 06:00pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Well you did mention it in an "excited" state more than when hanging loose.

I thought that's what the original question was asking, but in the case of simply hanging, it tends to hang to the right.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-15 06:03pm

Durandal wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Well you did mention it in an "excited" state more than when hanging loose.
I thought that's what the original question was asking, but in the case of simply hanging, it tends to hang to the right.

Ah, are you left handed for writing per chance? There seems to be some sort of theory that it hangs left for right handed and right for left handed. Weird.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-15 06:30pm

Um, just how bored do you have to be to ask that?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-15 06:33pm

Stormbringer wrote:Um, just how bored do you have to be to ask that?

Hey at least it's not as bad as the sex change prison question.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-03-15 07:40pm

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Left, but I've always written that off as a result of my choice of hand for dolphin beating. Apparently not though!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-15 07:45pm

To the right.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-15 07:47pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Well you did mention it in an "excited" state more than when hanging loose.
I thought that's what the original question was asking, but in the case of simply hanging, it tends to hang to the right.
Ah, are you left handed for writing per chance? There seems to be some sort of theory that it hangs left for right handed and right for left handed. Weird.

I'm right-handed. But I might be dylexic too, so that could explain it.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-03-15 07:53pm

To the left. I'm left handed too.. I wonder??? Never mind!

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-03-15 09:08pm

I'm sorry, but what?

I don't think I understand the question..

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-15 09:13pm

Left. Shit we have people clicking right. Wierd.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-15 10:55pm

Mine centres itself quite nicely.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-15 11:10pm

Further proving my oddities, I veer to the right. It also curves slightly upward as well as, from several inches behind the head, tends to uh..."twist" a little. About 5-10 degrees right, I would say. Very interesting that mine is about the only one that goes right. The only three things I can think of that I use my right hand for are: writing, handgun-holding, and spanking Mr. Monkey.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-15 11:16pm

Vympel wrote:Left. Shit we have people clicking right. Wierd.

Maybe they don't what the question is.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-03-15 11:40pm

right.

*edit* - right-handed as well.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-03-16 03:13am

Left.

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