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Communist. :twisted:
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My 1:5 Wasp LPH owns all of you with its helicopter born gun wielding lemur battalion.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:My 1:5 Wasp LPH owns all of you with its helicopter born gun wielding lemur battalion.
Hah, this pond isn't big enough for the both of us!

Fear the wrath of my 1:5 scale Trafalger SSN with super firecracker elastic band torpedoes!
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I prefer my working model "Iron Man" Power Armor, myself.
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Lonestar wrote:I prefer my working model "Iron Man" Power Armor, myself.
He's nothing but a toy in contrast to my Stretch Armstrong lead Teletubby commando unit.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:My 1:5 Wasp LPH owns all of you with its helicopter born gun wielding lemur battalion.
Hah, this pond isn't big enough for the both of us!

Fear the wrath of my 1:5 scale Trafalger SSN with super firecracker elastic band torpedoes!
*lemur's roll lit M80 depth charges out the back of 1:5 Ch-53E, sinking SSN*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:My 1:5 Wasp LPH owns all of you with its helicopter born gun wielding lemur battalion.
Hah, this pond isn't big enough for the both of us!

Fear the wrath of my 1:5 scale Trafalger SSN with super firecracker elastic band torpedoes!
*lemur's roll lit M80 depth charges out the back of 1:5 Ch-53E, sinking SSN*
Drat!

*Calls in Backfire squadron with propellor driven Kitchen missiles*
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Bah! 1/5 scale Minutemen ICBM.

If it gets really bad, call in 1/5 scale DSII

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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Drat!

*Calls in Backfire squadron with propellor driven Kitchen missiles*
*Downs Kitchens with nuclear SAM fitted with five ton yield warhead.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Drat!

*Calls in Backfire squadron with propellor driven Kitchen missiles*
*Downs Kitchens with nuclear SAM fitted with five ton yield warhead.
*SBS squad consisting of Stretch Armstrong and Teletubby dolls boards LHD and begins planting C4 charges whilst massacring the crew of lemurs in a firefight*
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Mmm, green.

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Darth Wong wrote:My boy wants one.
*Looks at the kid in the tank, looks at the picture of Wong's kids on his homepage.*

Actually, Matthew and that tank kid look kinda similar. And like others said, you're an engineer, this should be about as hard as 'Put prong A in slot A' for you.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:My boy wants one.
*Looks at the kid in the tank, looks at the picture of Wong's kids on his homepage.*

Actually, Matthew and that tank kid look kinda similar. And like others said, you're an engineer, this should be about as hard as 'Put prong A in slot A' for you.
Well I think money and being arsed has something to do with it too since my dad's an engineer too but he never got around to making that treehouse fort or R/C plane I wanted. :cry:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:My boy wants one.
*Looks at the kid in the tank, looks at the picture of Wong's kids on his homepage.*

Actually, Matthew and that tank kid look kinda similar. And like others said, you're an engineer, this should be about as hard as 'Put prong A in slot A' for you.
Well I think money and being arsed has something to do with it too since my dad's an engineer too but he never got around to making that treehouse fort or R/C plane I wanted. :cry:
Well, my dad's a minister, so I have no real ideas that that is gonna happen anytime soon. However, he does dabble in woodwork and we have made a few things together (Such as a 5'6" long wooden sword.)
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Captain_Cyran wrote:*Looks at the kid in the tank, looks at the picture of Wong's kids on his homepage.*

Actually, Matthew and that tank kid look kinda similar. And like others said, you're an engineer, this should be about as hard as 'Put prong A in slot A' for you.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Lonestar wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Bah, I want a 1:5 scale B-29 with a 1:5 scale Fat Man.
What are you going to do? Bomb a volkswagon?
No, oh no, I'm no monster. I'm going to bomb a BUICK!
Wouldn't a Toyota be more approppriate?
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RedImperator wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Lonestar wrote: What are you going to do? Bomb a volkswagon?
No, oh no, I'm no monster. I'm going to bomb a BUICK!
Wouldn't a Toyota be more approppriate?
Nah, I like some Toyotas, Buicks are horrible.
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Vorlon1701 wrote:Damn, that kid must be the envy of every other kid on the block...
Nah, he has become the envy of this message board ;)
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