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http://www.projectfreedom.cng1.com
YES, FEAR THE GOVERMENT! :roll:
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Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
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Wha.....?:?
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HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
They brainwash us into thinking these guys are lunatics, hence we don't listen to them. :roll: 8)
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Hehe, cool I have a shirt from Menwith Hill.

The govt can read my thoughts? Cool, I didnt know there were sniffers for brain waves. So are brain packets routable?
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HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
They brainwash us into thinking these guys are lunatics, hence we don't listen to them. :roll: 8)
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Waitaminute, the gov can read my thoughts? Hmmmm...

*thinks for a moment about *CENSORED DUE TO UTTER DEPRAVITY**

That'll teach 'em. :twisted:
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Where do these loonies come from? Every time you turn around there's another one.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
It's just a cover for the real Secret Masonic Order bent on world domination. All disinformation.
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This is good, also.

http://www.geocities.com/vonchloride

I should also add that this guy, an ex-LSD addict, believes that Jesus has spoken with him personally.
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Stormbringer wrote:Where do these loonies come from? Every time you turn around there's another one.
Well, this one was found on somethingawful.
I bet these guys either write this stuff for fun or are total morons...99% are the latter I'll bet. :mrgreen:
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Apparently the Illuminati's world plan is to.. Rape little kids.
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We're a;ll gonna die! AHH! Or wait no, don't listen too the physcos.
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Heh...try looking up Project Stargate on google. That's some weird stuff.
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Now, that's just wierd. Do you know what should be displayed at the end of the site?

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Don't these people know anything? It's quite obvious that the Stonecutters control the government. :)

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HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
:lol: :lol: That's pretty much my stance.
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Durandal wrote:Don't these people know anything? It's quite obvious that the Stonecutters control the government. :)

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!
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A bizzare thing about conspiracy nuts is that they have a compulsion to invent rediculous threats to personal freedoms while simultainously ignoring the dozens real threats--Asscroft, Shrub, the OHS, Microsoft, the increasingly blurred line between government and largescale business (aka the return of fascism)--that are staring them right in the face.
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Durran Korr wrote:This is good, also.

http://www.geocities.com/vonchloride

I should also add that this guy, an ex-LSD addict, believes that Jesus has spoken with him personally.
This reminds me of this guy who always comes to the resturant where I work. There are three computers with internet access that the customers can use, and he loads up some webpage with this crap on each computer so that all the other customers can see. :roll:
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What th.....Damnit, I knew I shouldn't have missed last week's Lodge meeting....I'm probaly going to end up with Lesotho or something once we're done conquering the world.
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Whats funny is that i know a hell of a lot of people who are members of the Masonic and similar things. If the Masonic is anything it's an old boys club. In the absence of god in moden life losers have to find someone to blame for their shitty life.
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They found my plan for world domination,must have them killed don`t worry guys i`m coming for you next :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Next up: How the Knights of Columbus are slipping the latest version of Windows into our drinking water.
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Hmmm, the Shriners and Masonic members that I see in our city work to raise funds for childrens' burn units in hospitals, provide funds for operations and hearing aids for deaf children, transport children with health problems to and from area hospitals, provide funds for children with orthopedic problems, and a host of other services for children. I think they do a great job of helping people who otherwise might not receive those types of services.
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