Photoshop contest

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-03-03 11:39pm

Source images:

Enjoy

[edit] I obviously neglected to mention that these are both pics of Deimos [/edit]

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-04 12:19am

Expect lots of humiliating pics.

Note to self: "Acquire" Photosh0p......

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 01:28am

w00t, first in!

For any of you who have participated in the ASVS TGODs, you know what this refers to...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-04 01:30am

oh my god that is the funniest thing i have ever seen...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-04 01:31am

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-04 01:37am

"Feel the force-.. er.. fuck it. WAIT! Dont fuck it! O_O"
*sound of lightsaber burning flesh*
"AGH!!!!"

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-03-04 02:01am

Crayz, that will probably be the winner. That's heee-larious!!

Anyhow, he's my meager contribution:

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-03-04 03:20am

I have absolutely no idea how to top Crayz's one, but here's one form me anyway.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-03-04 03:45am

I have absolutely no idea how to top Crayz's one, but here's one form me anyway.

What're you talking about? His idea was the most painfully obvious, uncreative one imagineable! The only way it coulda been more passe' would be if, instead of a penis, he altered the picture to make it look like the guy was holding a sign that said "Insert standard juvenile uncreative joke here."

Real creativity looks like this:

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 03:57am

SPOOFE wrote:What're you talking about? His idea was the most painfully obvious, uncreative one imagineable! The only way it coulda been more passe' would be if, instead of a penis, he altered the picture to make it look like the guy was holding a sign that said "Insert standard juvenile uncreative joke here."

It's not because of the way Deimos was holding the cardboard tube. It's because of his seeming obsession with phallic devices... if you were from ASVS maybe you'd realize that.

But yeah, it was painfully obvious.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-04 04:11am

That's Deimos Anomaly? Hmmm......

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 04:23am

Some new entries, just to show that I'm no one-trick pony:

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-03-04 04:53pm

who is this deimos guy?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-04 04:59pm

Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/wtcdeimos.jpg

OMFG, that's terrible!

I love it!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-04 07:52pm

Wow, how did you manage to make a lightsaber out of a cardboard tube?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 07:59pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Wow, how did you manage to make a lightsaber out of a cardboard tube?

I didn't make it, he did. He simply used Photoshop to get the "lightsaber" beam.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 08:46pm

By the way, I would like to ask what mod deleted BOTH Spyder's and Sheppard's most recent posts in this thread, and WHY they did it.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-04 09:01pm

Crayz9000 wrote:By the way, I would like to ask what mod deleted BOTH Spyder's and Sheppard's most recent posts in this thread, and WHY they did it.

It was related to that time Spyda did the Bush/Vietnam execution photo. Enlightenment removed them due to potential legal repercussions.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-04 09:36pm

Dalton wrote:It was related to that time Spyda did the Bush/Vietnam execution photo. Enlightenment removed them due to potential legal repercussions.

That is not entirely accurate. When I checked in at about 14:00 edited both posts to remove the images and give an explanation. When I next logged on at about 17:00 Spyder's altered post was gone (Bean's ichy delete finger?) and MKS had reposted his image. I deleted MKS' repost without comment because I had already told him that I didn't want his image here. When MKS posted his crud again at 18:45 I deleted it a third time.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-03-04 09:55pm

Crayz9000 wrote:

If only we had a picture of Trannie, that would fit beautifully.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-04 11:20pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Wow, how did you manage to make a lightsaber out of a cardboard tube?
I didn't make it, he did. He simply used Photoshop to get the "lightsaber" beam.

No shit, Sherlock. I just think that if you're going to spend the time to add a blade, why not Photoshop a better lightsaber?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-05 02:50pm

Here we go, latest entry:

EDIT: And another:

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-05 03:23pm

To the giant dildo: OMFG!!!! Crayz, you're horrrible... of course, that doesn't detract from the hilarity of it all, but you'r ehorrible nonetheless!!!

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-03-16 01:56am

Please don't kill me

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-16 04:23am

Fuck, he must really think he looks cool to pose for pictures like that. That's the saddest part.