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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Durandal wrote:Don't these people know anything? It's quite obvious that the Stonecutters control the government. :)

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!
"Who keeps the metric system down? Who keeps the molemen underground? We do! WE DOOOOO!!"

"Now remove the Stone Of Shame, and attach the Stone of Jubilation!"
It's "Who controls the British now? Who keeps the metric system down? We do!" and I believe it was referred to as the "Stone of Triumph."
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:lol:


Who controls the British pound?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
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Well it never hurts to be prepared in case the morons actually aren't paranoid nuts.

*Seals blast doors on 400 square mile superbunker in the Urals. Dials warpgate for Shakuras*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Well it never hurts to be prepared in case the morons actually aren't paranoid nuts.

*Seals blast doors on 400 square mile superbunker in the Urals. Dials warpgate for Shakuras*
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with being a part of a secret society....

....especially after we...er....they take over the world.
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You'd better watch out, they are funding expeditions to Antarctica even now. :twisted:
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Lonestar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Well it never hurts to be prepared in case the morons actually aren't paranoid nuts.

*Seals blast doors on 400 square mile superbunker in the Urals. Dials warpgate for Shakuras*
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with being a part of a secret society....

....especially after we...er....they take over the world.
Quiet you. Noone must know of our plans.
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neoolong wrote:Quiet you. Noone must know of our plans.

Relax, the Great Mother Spider(tm) wil protect us. Or is it the RCC that has the Great Mother Spider? all those Chick tracts are starting to blurr the line...
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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I thought it was South Park.
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Durandal wrote:I thought it was South Park.
The only difference between the two is that the Chick doesn't think people laugh at his tracts. And I'm sure when someone buys 100 of them to use as firewood or toilet paper, he thinks he converted someone.
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Post by Sriad »

Crown wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
:lol: :lol: That's pretty much my stance.
:roll: Come on now :roll:

It's totally obvious that 99% of all conspiracy theory websites are created by the Illuminati to discredit the ones that have the TRUTH! :wink:
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