The Devil tried to kill me

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-16 08:31pm

OK, not really. Seriously, I went out for Mexican food earlier and was very surprised to find a very sharp plant seed with multiple stickers on it within a mouthful of refried beans. It would have probably ended my digestive system had I swallowed it. Scared the living hell out of me!

I will say, however, that the plant seed did look a lot like satan's head. Can't be a coincidence.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-03-16 08:33pm

Durran Korr wrote:OK, not really. Seriously, I went out for Mexican food earlier and was very surprised to find a very sharp plant seed with multiple stickers on it within a mouthful of refried beans. It would have probably ended my digestive system had I swallowed it. Scared the living hell out of me!

I will say, however, that the plant seed did look a lot like satan's head. Can't be a coincidence.

Lesson Available: Stay away from Mexican food...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-16 08:35pm

Super Cacti Commandoes. They will find you. And they will plant themselves within your Mexican food.

Every bite you take is one closer to your death!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-16 08:40pm

Or maybe God was trying to kill you, and Satan saved you.

Axis Kast · Post by **Axis Kast** » 2003-03-16 08:44pm

I hope you wrangled a free meal and some tee-shirts for your pain!

My mother had a similar experience as a teenager at a local bakery. She explained the problem - a nail in her cake - and was subsequently loaded up with goodies - for free! - to take home.

... Whether she risked death again and ate them, I'm not sure.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-16 08:49pm

Axis Kast wrote:I hope you wrangled a free meal and some tee-shirts for your pain!

My mother had a similar experience as a teenager at a local bakery. She explained the problem - a nail in her cake - and was subsequently loaded up with goodies - for free! - to take home.

... Whether she risked death again and ate them, I'm not sure.

I did get a free meal, but I didn't pitch enough of a fit (I probably should have, fucking seed could've torn holes in my intestines) to get anything else.

Axis Kast · Post by **Axis Kast** » 2003-03-16 08:55pm

I was refused bread and some other minor services at a restaurant once and the man at the table next to me made a huge scene - unasked - on my behalf, insisting it was age discrimination. It probably was, to be honest. The waiter blanched and the missing items were provided at once.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-16 09:25pm

Jagged metal Krusty-O!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-16 09:33pm

jegs2 wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:OK, not really. Seriously, I went out for Mexican food earlier and was very surprised to find a very sharp plant seed with multiple stickers on it within a mouthful of refried beans. It would have probably ended my digestive system had I swallowed it. Scared the living hell out of me!

I will say, however, that the plant seed did look a lot like satan's head. Can't be a coincidence.
Lesson Available: Stay away from Mexican food...

I went out for Mexican food just today. I enjoy it, and the only bad experience with Mexican food I had is when I has some really spicy dish, and soiled myself in bed the next morning. That's why I stay away from the refried beans.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-16 09:53pm

There is a good place within walking distance of my house. Never had any troubles with the food. I recently went to a place in Hayward, that I used to go to in the old days and got the runs. I think I will stick to Fremont.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-16 10:33pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: I went out for Mexican food just today. I enjoy it, and the only bad experience with Mexican food I had is when I has some really spicy dish, and soiled myself in bed the next morning. That's why I stay away from the refried beans.

Damn boy, them's some powerful beans!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-17 04:02am

Frankly, just the name "refried beans" scares me. What does it mean to "refry" something? Isn't that what McDonald's does?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-03-17 04:20am

Darth Wong wrote:Frankly, just the name "refried beans" scares me. What does it mean to "refry" something? Isn't that what McDonald's does?

I think it is quite literal - They fry the beans once, then make them into that paste, and fry them again.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-17 11:21am

Darth Wong wrote:Frankly, just the name "refried beans" scares me. What does it mean to "refry" something? Isn't that what McDonald's does?

From my understanding it's actually a mistranslation. In Spanish it actually means well-fried beans.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-17 11:31am

They are pretty tasty though, especially with cheese on the top. I will probably never eat them again, or at least not for a while, after my incident last night.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-17 11:34am

The strangest thing I found in my food was a chicken foot...... of course I ordered chicken feet, so maybe that explains it?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-17 11:36am

I went to a mexican resteraunt once and swore never again. I started off with spice potatoe wedges, which to my uncultured eyes looked like homemade chips covered in the contents of a spice rack, then i decided i wasn't hungry and sat there with the bottle of wine for dinner. My dinner guest wasn't impressed as she then had to drag me out at the end of the night as i was pissed as a fart.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-17 11:37am

Strangest thing we ever found was a fungus inside our pancake syrup. We threw it out right there and then. Fortunately, none of us got sick or anything.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-17 10:02pm

Shinova wrote:Strangest thing we ever found was a fungus inside our pancake syrup. We threw it out right there and then. Fortunately, none of us got sick or anything.

You'd probably find far stranger stuff in a hot dog (I'm guessing human penises, ants, semen, that kind of stuff) if they didn't process the hell out of it. I'm sure thanks to the invention of the hot dog, we use more parts of the animal than the Indians did.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-17 10:16pm

Durran Korr wrote:OK, not really. Seriously, I went out for Mexican food earlier and was very surprised to find a very sharp plant seed with multiple stickers on it within a mouthful of refried beans. It would have probably ended my digestive system had I swallowed it. Scared the living hell out of me!

I will say, however, that the plant seed did look a lot like satan's head. Can't be a coincidence.

Reminds me of Krustyo's and the jagged metal disk in every box.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-17 10:37pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You'd probably find far stranger stuff in a hot dog (I'm guessing human penises, ants, semen, that kind of stuff) if they didn't process the hell out of it. I'm sure thanks to the invention of the hot dog, we use more parts of the animal than the Indians did.

Stick to kosher hot dogs. They taste better and you know they keep the anus ratio low.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-03-17 11:35pm

neoolong wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Frankly, just the name "refried beans" scares me. What does it mean to "refry" something? Isn't that what McDonald's does?
From my understanding it's actually a mistranslation. In Spanish it actually means well-fried beans.

Precisely.

My mom never double-fries beans, and I'm definitely half-Mexican (with her being completely so).

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-18 12:01am

RedImperator wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You'd probably find far stranger stuff in a hot dog (I'm guessing human penises, ants, semen, that kind of stuff) if they didn't process the hell out of it. I'm sure thanks to the invention of the hot dog, we use more parts of the animal than the Indians did.
Stick to kosher hot dogs. They taste better and you know they keep the anus ratio low.

But the anus makes it taste good.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-18 12:03am

neoolong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You'd probably find far stranger stuff in a hot dog (I'm guessing human penises, ants, semen, that kind of stuff) if they didn't process the hell out of it. I'm sure thanks to the invention of the hot dog, we use more parts of the animal than the Indians did.
Stick to kosher hot dogs. They taste better and you know they keep the anus ratio low.
But the anus makes it taste good.

I say it wards away the weak and the long lived.

Those who know they will die at 40 have nothing to fear.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-18 12:17am

Darth Pounder wrote:I went to a mexican resteraunt once and swore never again. I started off with spice potatoe wedges, which to my uncultured eyes looked like homemade chips covered in the contents of a spice rack, then i decided i wasn't hungry and sat there with the bottle of wine for dinner. My dinner guest wasn't impressed as she then had to drag me out at the end of the night as i was pissed as a fart.

*shudders at the thought of Mexican food in Ireland*

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