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Happy birthday, fgalkin!

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Yep, today be my birthday.

I am now starting to accept presents. The line starts right after this post. :lol:

Have a very nice birthday, fgalkin!
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Happy b'day. How many years young?
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*kiss on both cheeks* Happy birthday!
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I give you this golden garden gnome. What camera in his head? I'm not spying on you! Its supposed to be that way, its a model camera. Its actually supposed to be Super Agent Golden Garden Gnome, okay?

So just, put it in your secret labrotory alright? Yeah, its a nice warm touch. Hehehehe, sucker. Huh? Awwww crap did I say that out loud? Erm....

*chucks garden gnome into fgalkin's secret lab and runs like hell*
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Durran Korr wrote:Happy b'day. How many years young?
18. I can now visit Russian porn sites legally. 8)

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
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Gift from Quebec:Poutine to clog your artery :lol:
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legality has little to do with when a kid visits a porn site :)
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Ah well Happy Birthday. Go look up porn.
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Happy Birthday!

Can you legally drink yet?
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Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday!

Can you legally drink yet?
Drinking age is 21, dumbo.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday!

Can you legally drink yet?
Drinking age is 21, dumbo.
Come to Quebec you can drink at 18 8)
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Montcalm wrote:Come to Quebec you can drink at 18 8)
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Egads! Where's my birth certificate? Bah, I'll just swim over the border. Customs can bite me!
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Montcalm wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday!

Can you legally drink yet?
Drinking age is 21, dumbo.
Come to Quebec you can drink at 18 8)
Or, I could come back to Russia, where the drinking age is 16. :wink:

Have a very nice day.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday!

Can you legally drink yet?
Drinking age is 21, dumbo.
Which reminds me of something: Why is the legal drinking age in America 21 anyway? It's not like anyone listens to it. Besides, American beer is pisswater from what I've heard. Nobody should wait until they're 21 to drink it.

Anyway, happy birthday.
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Fgalkin, you old man! You're a whole two days older than me.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday!

Can you legally drink yet?
Drinking age is 21, dumbo.
Which reminds me of something: Why is the legal drinking age in America 21 anyway? It's not like anyone listens to it. Besides, American beer is pisswater from what I've heard. Nobody should wait until they're 21 to drink it.

Anyway, happy birthday.
I think it has to do with all the fundies wanting another Prohibition, but I'm not sure about this.

Have a very nice day.
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Happy Birthday. You're that much closer to your inevitable doom.
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Happy birthday. :D
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Ah, happy birthday. Does Brooklyn tech have those stupid machines where when you slide your ID card in at your birthday it goes whacko like Midwood?
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Happy Birthday fgalkin. Here, I made you some borscht with canned beets and hamburger, seasoned with Lipton's instant onion soup mix. Wash it down with some Smirnoff's vodka, then I can bust out some balalaika tunes on the banjo! :D
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Happy birthday, Russkie! My present to you is the next thing you pick up with your left hand. And remember, it's the thought that counts.
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Happy Birthday, fgalkin.

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