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Underground Nuclear Explosion At Crippled Japan Atomic Plant

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To paraphrase Chuck, you don't need to know much about nuclear reactors to know that it's wrong, but I suspect that the more you know, the worse it gets.

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"An ominous edict issued from the Office of the President of Russia today to all Ministries of the Russian Government ordering that all “past, present and future” information relating to Japan’s Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster now be rated at the highest classification level “Of Special Importance” states that this condition is “immediately and urgently needed” due to a series of underground nuclear explosions occurring at this crippled atomic plant on 31 December as confirmed by the Ministry of Defense (MoD)."
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Is that a humour website like the Onion, or are people actually stupid enough to spout that bullshit?
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I think my favorite part is the graphic showing where Fukushima melts through the core of the Earth and comes out in the Falklands.
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I quite liked the part where they were talking about a 0.0000005 megaton explosion.
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The math doesn't even work out. Break open your geology textbooks or load up an earthquake energy calculator. Punch in 5.1 or 3.6 for the magnitude and see the energy release under Hiroshima equivalents or tons of TNT equivalent. It doesn't square with what's in the article.
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Ignore that - the idea that a 5.1 and a 3.6 earthquake in a region that 'recently' had a 9.0 earthquake can -of course - only be caused by nuclear explosions is hillarious enough!
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Some of the comments will frighten you.

...or entertain you. :lol:
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Or both.
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If you tire of those, there's an Apollo 16 rover video in the links on the right with even more disappointingly hilarious comments.
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Grumman wrote:Is that a humour website like the Onion, or are people actually stupid enough to spout that bullshit?
They did, and still do, about Chernobyl. All of these, from nuclear explosions, steam nuclear expansions, to straight talking about conspiracy theories and death zones.

Spoiler alert - it's just as true as the OP.
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